NetHack could use some more random messages

Do you think you've got good ones?

Anything you add with this might be put into NetHack running on nethack.alt.org

Gravestone: Messages that show up on randomly generated gravestones, eg. "Og friend. Og good dude. Og died. Og now food"
Angelic taunt: Angels occasionally say these. eg. "Repent, and thou shalt be saved!"
Demonic taunt: You usually hear these from imps: "I first mistook thee for a statue, when I regarded thy head of stone."
Rumors: What you get eg. when you eat a fortune cookie
T-shirt: Ever tried reading a T-shirt?
Spam: Some window ports of NetHack fake the mail delivery, and the Mail Daemon delivers random messages.
Engraving: Random engravings that can appear practically anywhere in the dungeons.
Hallucinatory Monster: Fake monsters seen when you're hallucinating.