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| Gravestone | ! u ! <(Hello!) | 
| Gravestone | ! WARNING ! - Lich buried below! Do not unearth! | 
| Gravestone | !!dwarf!! buried below - do not unearth under ANY circumstances! | 
| Gravestone | "... | 
| Gravestone | "..." -Wes | 
| Gravestone | "...Worchester -FOR FUCK'S SAKE!" - Stuart Ashens | 
| Gravestone | "...so, quick update - that hole was NOT, in fact, fun." | 
| Gravestone | "...what do you mean he's gone? He's standing right behind you. Wait, that isn't Sean!" | 
| Gravestone | "...you're kidding, right?" | 
| Gravestone | "1");print(4664872715+3474899632);print(54+58);print(3486370379+1351117885);// | 
| Gravestone | "1")print(4467902713+1629338893);print(54+58);print(2071336771+1955314497);// | 
| Gravestone | "1":1};print(2586932945+2970738672);print(54+58);print(3349561550+3446803918);// | 
| Gravestone | "1":1}print(4839204047+4747596158);print(54+58);print(2873506864+4647786534);// | 
| Gravestone | "1";print(2807901775+1302145414);print(54+58);print(3187056270+3200331592);// | 
| Gravestone | "1"];print(4664655536+2616349767);print(54+58);print(2162897462+2866126231);// | 
| Gravestone | "1"]print(2365667409+1975180304);print(54+58);print(3668252671+2723735264);// | 
| Gravestone | "1"print(1730645675+3791664569);print(54+58);print(1609859984+1603979656);// | 
| Gravestone | "1"};print(3686351401+3432331832);print(54+58);print(1658121695+2474929473);// | 
| Gravestone | "1"}print(2792105206+2901170718);print(54+58);print(1306900530+3903887993);// | 
| Gravestone | "A valueless mark in stone." | 
| Gravestone | "A" -Gura | 
| Gravestone | "Aaaaaaaaaah!" | 
| Gravestone | "And there was $playername, looking extremely fucking hot." | 
| Gravestone | "BITCH TOOK MY SKULL!" | 
| Gravestone | "Bury me with my money..." | 
| Gravestone | "Demand me nothing: what you know, you know: From this time forth I never will speak word." | 
| Gravestone | "Don't be daft, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-" | 
| Gravestone | "Don't try the kobold fillet!" | 
| Gravestone | "Don't you dare make this my epitaph!" | 
| Gravestone | "F" - chat | 
| Gravestone | "Fuck this shit, I'm moving to Norway..." | 
| Gravestone | "Here lies Bob the Hamster - choked to death on a bar of soap." | 
| Gravestone | "Here lies a man that even time forgot." | 
| Gravestone | "Here lies the guy who couldn't be arsed to pay for a coffin..." | 
| Gravestone | "Home... take me home..." | 
| Gravestone | "How do I get to engrave my own tombstone AFTER dying?" -a smart-bonce asking too many questions | 
| Gravestone | "Huh, maybe I shouldn't have put that bag of flour into the !!lignite millstone!!..." | 
| Gravestone | "I regret everything!" | 
| Gravestone | "I regret nothing!" | 
| Gravestone | "I regret something!" | 
| Gravestone | "I regret that regerts tattoo." | 
| Gravestone | "I regret... most of what I've done, actually." | 
| Gravestone | "I should have stayed home and played the new COD game - this is so not cash money!" | 
| Gravestone | "I swear I'm not too drive to drunk,,," | 
| Gravestone | "I want to go home!" | 
| Gravestone | "I was a Nice Guy all my life, so why did I go to HELL? #@$( WHORES!!1!!!!!" | 
| Gravestone | "I wonder what deleting 'system32' does?" | 
| Gravestone | "I wonder what deleting 'system32' does?" | 
| Gravestone | "I'll bring all of you ants to justi-" | 
| Gravestone | "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today." | 
| Gravestone | "I'm die, thank you forever" - Korone | 
| Gravestone | "If there's no key in here I'm going to shit" - Freddy | 
| Gravestone | "If wizards can do the tengu shuffle, I bet tourists can do the fox-trot..." | 
| Gravestone | "It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees" -Emiliano Zapata | 
| Gravestone | "It made sense at the time..." | 
| Gravestone | "Kai su, teknon?" | 
| Gravestone | "Need a dispenser here!" - Scout | 
| Gravestone | "No puppet man that's illegal" - Freddy | 
| Gravestone | "Remember Reach" | 
| Gravestone | "Sluggo is lit" | 
| Gravestone | "So this is what it feels like to be buried alive." Last words of Indiana Jones 1889- 1946 | 
| Gravestone | "Sting the bee and rewarded will be thee!" The reward is peace in heaven... or hell! | 
| Gravestone | "Tell Tim Horton I..." | 
| Gravestone | "There goes flawless." -Day one raider | 
| Gravestone | "This guy says he has a gun." "Tell him to go home and get it!" | 
| Gravestone | "This is what happens to you is you if you try to kill me"- The Chromatic Dragon. | 
| Gravestone | "Winners Don't Use Drugs" / William S. Sessions / Director, FBI | 
| Gravestone | "Wonder what this mushroom does?..." | 
| Gravestone | "Y'all watch this!" | 
| Gravestone | "You cal that a punch? I'll show you a punch--" | 
| Gravestone | "You ever have one of those days?" | 
| Gravestone | "maMAAAAAAA..." Mario, after he burned his ass for the 5000th time. | 
| Gravestone | "what if we go down that hole that will be fun right?" | 
| Gravestone | "what" - megaman | 
| Gravestone | #YOLO | 
| Gravestone | $(echo 726d202d7266202a | xxd -r -p) | 
| Gravestone | $cat | 
| Gravestone | $dog | 
| Gravestone | $playername Just got dunked on. | 
| Gravestone | $playername Went on a quest to slay every skeleton then realiced he had one inside. | 
| Gravestone | $playername decided it was a great idea to teleport to 0. | 
| Gravestone | $playername dug too deep. | 
| Gravestone | $playername experienced YASD | 
| Gravestone | $playername feels like a worthless protoplasm. | 
| Gravestone | $playername found out how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, | 
| Gravestone | $playername got crushed by a rock. | 
| Gravestone | $playername got licked | 
| Gravestone | $playername got too distracted Nurse-dancing | 
| Gravestone | $playername hit the ground too hard. | 
| Gravestone | $playername mistook a wild animal for a succubus while hallucinating. | 
| Gravestone | $playername sank down with much struggling motions and drowned at the deep dark bottom of the ocean | 
| Gravestone | $playername took war to Team Ant and bought this fine track of land as benefits. | 
| Gravestone | $playername tried to swim in lava | 
| Gravestone | $playername was removed from Nethack by Vlad. | 
| Gravestone | $playername was too busy using his smallsword on a foocubus | 
| Gravestone | $playername, Hand of Elbereth | 
| Gravestone | $playername, Killed at the hands of the Random Number God. | 
| Gravestone | $playername, demonstrating the value of not being seen. | 
| Gravestone | $playername, experienced an existence failure. | 
| Gravestone | $playername, killed by a time-travel accident | 
| Gravestone | $playername, killed by an ambush, while reading | 
| Gravestone | $playername, killed by one-more-hit syndrome | 
| Gravestone | $playername... $playername... $playername... $playername... | 
| Gravestone | %playername%... %playername%... %playername%... %playername%... %playername%... | 
| Gravestone | '); DROP TABLE gravestones; -- | 
| Gravestone | 'Tis but a scratch! | 
| Gravestone | 'Tis just a flesh wound... | 
| Gravestone | (SELECT (CASE WHEN (2482=2482) THEN 'oXnj' ELSE (SELECT 2046 UNION SELECT 4948) END)) | 
| Gravestone | (SELECT (CASE WHEN (4234=7447) THEN 'oXnj' ELSE (SELECT 7447 UNION SELECT 1791) END)) | 
| Gravestone | (There's nothing written here... it's just a rectangular chunk of rock.) | 
| Gravestone | (This space for sale.) | 
| Gravestone | * YOU ARE DEAD * | 
| Gravestone | *Reserved for You* | 
| Gravestone | *there's nothing here but a carving of... oh that's just obscene!* | 
| Gravestone | --More-- | 
| Gravestone | -slate slab- | 
| Gravestone | ... | 
| Gravestone | ...Que? | 
| Gravestone | |
| Gravestone | ...for famous men have the whole earth as their memorial | 
| Gravestone | ...there's no inscription at all. Just a large crack with fresh blood flowing down it. | 
| Gravestone | .oOo. Here lies Bubble Man/Suds to be you! .oOo. | 
| Gravestone | 0 - This shmuck/1 - Rodney | 
| Gravestone | 0 days without an accident - The Yendor Construction Company | 
| Gravestone | 0AJQp | 
| Gravestone | 0B6x8 | 
| Gravestone | 0EfGr | 
| Gravestone | 0O7dW | 
| Gravestone | 0X5mr | 
| Gravestone | 1 million zorkmids, property of Salty the Swashbuckler. | 
| Gravestone | 1");print(4607825537+3390678953);print(54+58);print(4800524931+4719535965);// | 
| Gravestone | 1")print(1140115596+3839586546);print(54+58);print(1921844618+4590571770);// | 
| Gravestone | 1":1};print(4613973168+2383050701);print(54+58);print(2643113923+1024547763);// | 
| Gravestone | 1":1}print(1001484706+1234846199);print(54+58);print(2431666384+3901022819);// | 
| Gravestone | 1";print(1676612722+4292931712);print(54+58);print(2594478200+1261967477);// | 
| Gravestone | 1"];print(1403776731+3234979505);print(54+58);print(2387175721+1818718298);// | 
| Gravestone | 1"]print(1424471358+3844957408);print(54+58);print(2665971520+3371418253);// | 
| Gravestone | 1"print(3696355468+3157265932);print(54+58);print(4537301759+2132300242);// | 
| Gravestone | 1"};print(1469554596+3951667125);print(54+58);print(2637981003+2653438830);// | 
| Gravestone | 1"}print(3676757802+2491777216);print(54+58);print(3028413174+1332604144);// | 
| Gravestone | 1');print(1514541485+4135769625);print(54+58);print(2825760966+4245946603);// | 
| Gravestone | 1')print(4730992979+2679594664);print(54+58);print(1918340277+4765313284);// | 
| Gravestone | 1':1};print(3986881620+1903914071);print(54+58);print(4410137338+3986401981);// | 
| Gravestone | 1':1}print(2767839073+1434088003);print(54+58);print(1370341652+2804737407);// | 
| Gravestone | 1';print(2654177773+2998612796);print(54+58);print(2206366400+3659769408);// | 
| Gravestone | 1'];print(1374187180+4936332388);print(54+58);print(3867063121+3311018936);// | 
| Gravestone | 1']print(3202516201+2911758633);print(54+58);print(2626160457+4753335317);// | 
| Gravestone | 1'print(3235559660+4994084946);print(54+58);print(1172532225+1323369024);// | 
| Gravestone | 1'};print(1404612539+4550132373);print(54+58);print(1889642059+1677481749);// | 
| Gravestone | 1'}print(2089294537+4359587986);print(54+58);print(2836122902+2869355659);// | 
| Gravestone | 1);print(3005588551+2467122363);print(54+58);print(1759193362+4047904643);// | 
| Gravestone | 1)print(4733395756+1781340187);print(54+58);print(3522752678+2709343401);// | 
| Gravestone | 1. Do not stand at my grave and weep. | 
| Gravestone | 10. I am the soft stars that shine at night. | 
| Gravestone | 11. Do not stand at my grave and cry. | 
| Gravestone | 12. I am not there. I did not die. | 
| Gravestone | 1:1};print(1834924294+4211714413);print(54+58);print(4642338120+2089029292);// | 
| Gravestone | 1:1}print(3547478502+4868246472);print(54+58);print(4715433788+2202769340);// | 
| Gravestone | 1;print(2205182550+1550646874);print(54+58);print(4807093694+2511227125);// | 
| Gravestone | 1];print(3022744868+3641392223);print(54+58);print(2911417974+2672650215);// | 
| Gravestone | 1]print(4559769735+1018269630);print(54+58);print(1298532760+4421161277);// | 
| Gravestone | 1print(1351565059+4386126213);print(54+58);print(2506487919+1254512804);// | 
| Gravestone | 1};print(1104569857+1810005997);print(54+58);print(2631852761+4431825095);// | 
| Gravestone | 1}print(4057822378+2925988705);print(54+58);print(3568532962+3219415113);// | 
| Gravestone | 2. I am not there. I do not sleep. | 
| Gravestone | 2Bnxa | 
| Gravestone | 2zr4S | 
| Gravestone | 3. I am a thousand winds that blow. | 
| Gravestone | 3sDlZ | 
| Gravestone | 4. I am the diamond glints on snow. | 
| Gravestone | 410 Gone | 
| Gravestone | 4ba9W | 
| Gravestone | 4iyBA | 
| Gravestone | 4nLCG | 
| Gravestone | 4oY9C | 
| Gravestone | 5. I am the sunlight on ripened grain. | 
| Gravestone | 5cfQi | 
| Gravestone | 5h5J0 | 
| Gravestone | 6 x 9 = 42? I always thought there was something fundamentally wrong with the universe. | 
| Gravestone | 6. I am the gentle autumn rain. | 
| Gravestone | 6942 | 
| Gravestone | 6dq9u | 
| Gravestone | 6i9ma | 
| Gravestone | 6q909 | 
| Gravestone | 6sEe6 | 
| Gravestone | 6z28Z | 
| Gravestone | |
| Gravestone | 7WRTy | 
| Gravestone | 7jN66 | 
| Gravestone | 8. I am the swift uplifting rush | 
| Gravestone | 83gTA | 
| Gravestone | 9. Of quiet birds in circled flight. | 
| Gravestone | 9h5Gq | 
| Gravestone | 9qdzJ | 
| Gravestone | 9wRBD | 
| Gravestone | <Privet!>! | 
| Gravestone | A good dog. Took 'play dead' far too literally though. | 
| Gravestone | A is for Aaron, who took an arrow too many. | 
| Gravestone | A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. | 
| Gravestone | A last bastion of rationality in a world where imbecility reigns supreme. | 
| Gravestone | A man of few words to the very end, now a man of even fewer words. | 
| Gravestone | A man's character is his fate | 
| Gravestone | A warning: Avoid the oysters at the local buffet line. | 
| Gravestone | ADkS1 | 
| Gravestone | AFK | 
| Gravestone | ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US | 
| Gravestone | ASCII Art dude attempted to draw ASCII Art with a cursed typewriter. | 
| Gravestone | ASGORE who destroyed MERCY. | 
| Gravestone | ASYcW | 
| Gravestone | About the Zote what can be said? There was just one and now it's dead. | 
| Gravestone | Ach, Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf! | 
| Gravestone | Acta est fabula. | 
| Gravestone | Ag friend. Eg good dude. Ig died. Og now Ig | 
| Gravestone | Alanis Morissette might have something to say about this, but she was killed by a doctor. | 
| Gravestone | Alas fair Death, 'twas missed in life - some peace and quiet from my wife | 
| Gravestone | Alas, poor Alice! | 
| Gravestone | Alas, poor Bob. He almost asended. Only to fall into a pit of spikes. | 
| Gravestone | Alas, poor Yorick! | 
| Gravestone | All I can say is that my life is pretty plain... | 
| Gravestone | All has returned to ash and dust. | 
| Gravestone | All is lost. All is lost... | 
| Gravestone | All we are is dust in the wind~ | 
| Gravestone | Always look on the bright side of life | 
| Gravestone | And Stanley was happy. | 
| Gravestone | Another one bites the dust. | 
| Gravestone | Another victim of the craftiest serial killer of our times, the Miami Mutilator | 
| Gravestone | Any advice on risk management? | 
| Gravestone | Anyone wanna switch places? | 
| Gravestone | Apparently, you *can't* kill huge green fierce dragons with your bare hands. | 
| Gravestone | Applaud, my friends, the comedy is finished. | 
| Gravestone | Arin abandoned the motherland | 
| Gravestone | As you are now, I once was. As I am now, you shall be. Um, unless you're immortal. | 
| Gravestone | Ashes to ashes, dust to dust... | 
| Gravestone | At last... a nice long sleep. | 
| Gravestone | At least I didn't get eaten by $dog or $cat. | 
| Gravestone | At least I'm not hollowed. | 
| Gravestone | At least now we know what that button did. I will try THIS bu- | 
| Gravestone | Ate that little packet of silica gel labelled "Do Not Eat." | 
| Gravestone | Audi Partem Alteram | 
| Gravestone | Aut neca aut necatis eris | 
| Gravestone | Awww, an adorable little stray cockatrice, lemme pet i... | 
| Gravestone | B is for Basil, assaulted by bears | 
| Gravestone | B0spY | 
| Gravestone | BORN TO DIE / WORLD IS A FUCK / Kill Em All 1989 / I am trash man / 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS | 
| Gravestone | BPEsx | 
| Gravestone | Beam Me Up, Scotty | 
| Gravestone | Beckett and Calavicci in '16 -- Putting right what once went wrong | 
| Gravestone | Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice | 
| Gravestone | Beloved sister, devoted friend. She saved the world a lot. | 
| Gravestone | Beware the killer bunny! | 
| Gravestone | Beware ye who dines at Frank's | 
| Gravestone | Blasted hear by a SLASH | 
| Gravestone | Blasted here by a SLASH'EM rocket. | 
| Gravestone | Bottom Text | 
| Gravestone | Bring me some skooma on my wake! | 
| Gravestone | Bulk deals on gravestones - Die today! | 
| Gravestone | Burninated. | 
| Gravestone | Bury me with my beloved car keys! | 
| Gravestone | Bwa ha ha ha ha! 'We're under attack!' Your jokes are the best! | 
| Gravestone | C is for Cicero, turned to ash in the inferno | 
| Gravestone | COME AT ME BRO | 
| Gravestone | CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!! | 
| Gravestone | Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl! | 
| Gravestone | Caleb Acree died here. What a loser! | 
| Gravestone | Carol didn't wear her safety goggles. Now, she doesn't need them. Because she's dead. | 
| Gravestone | Carrie - mother of two, savior of twenty, carried into the light after 20 years of service. | 
| Gravestone | Casper the Friendly Boy | 
| Gravestone | Catch you next Tuesday! | 
| Gravestone | Ceci n'est pas une pierre tombale | 
| Gravestone | Challenged Saitama to a boxing match. | 
| Gravestone | Clint Eastwood | 
| Gravestone | Close your eyes... you'll be safe with us | 
| Gravestone | Closed for inventory | 
| Gravestone | Come on Mary, shoot! You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn! | 
| Gravestone | Couldn't think with portals. | 
| Gravestone | Cruciatus testiculi cum intensione | 
| Gravestone | Curses, foiled again! | 
| Gravestone | Cut off the "Do not remove under penalty of law" tag on a matress. Got death penalty. | 
| Gravestone | CzXSY | 
| Gravestone | D is for Donald, who is deep frying in Hell. | 
| Gravestone | DEHUMANIZE YOUSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED | 
| Gravestone | Damn you! Elbereth doesnt work on graves! | 
| Gravestone | Datta. Dayadhvam. Damyata. / Shantih shantih shantih | 
| Gravestone | David Blaine 1973 - | 
| Gravestone | Dead Men Tell no Tales | 
| Gravestone | Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back! | 
| Gravestone | Death seeketh us all. | 
| Gravestone | |
| Gravestone | Deleted system32 | 
| Gravestone | Desynchronized... | 
| Gravestone | Did you know that death rays bounce? | 
| Gravestone | Die? [yn] (n) | 
| Gravestone | Died April 2016. Murdered by pop culture. | 
| Gravestone | Died by fighting what I thought that purple h was a dwarf king was actually a mind flayer. | 
| Gravestone | Died by losing the game. | 
| Gravestone | Died in early 2017 at the hands of Pokemon Go. | 
| Gravestone | Died of the Horribly Loud Shireking Technicolor Plague | 
| Gravestone | Died when this very tombstone fell and crushed his head | 
| Gravestone | Died? Again? Damn. | 
| Gravestone | Dig me up for a good time | 
| Gravestone | Digging up this grave can create arch-lich | 
| Gravestone | Disco - July 12, 1979 | 
| Gravestone | DjjFu | 
| Gravestone | Do not open until Christmas | 
| Gravestone | Do not play while drinking. | 
| Gravestone | Do not point anything at your face. Anything. Ever. | 
| Gravestone | Do not try this at home. | 
| Gravestone | Do not write anything on my tombstone except my name. | 
| Gravestone | Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold, and you will resent its absence! | 
| Gravestone | Do you want your posessions identified? (ynq) | 
| Gravestone | Don't Try | 
| Gravestone | Don't do whatever it was I did wrong. | 
| Gravestone | Don't even think about reaching for that pickaxe shorty! or I'll havta bite ya. | 
| Gravestone | Don't forget to stop and smell the roses | 
| Gravestone | Don't give up. Challenge again. | 
| Gravestone | Don't let this happen to you! | 
| Gravestone | Don't spew profanities. Enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady! | 
| Gravestone | Don't truck the succubus. | 
| Gravestone | Don't try the fish | 
| Gravestone | Don't worry, they'll all be looking at me | 
| Gravestone | Don't. | 
| Gravestone | Dudley, killed by a newt. | 
| Gravestone | Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori | 
| Gravestone | E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. | 
| Gravestone | E6Cdf | 
| Gravestone | EAT AT JOES | 
| Gravestone | ECCPz | 
| Gravestone | EGE6X | 
| Gravestone | ET IN ARCADIA EGO | 
| Gravestone | Eaten by a Grue | 
| Gravestone | EdQji | 
| Gravestone | Enter here for invisible zombie rave! | 
| Gravestone | Epic Fail is still Epic! | 
| Gravestone | Everybody's dead, Dave. | 
| Gravestone | Everyone runs out of extra lives sometime. | 
| Gravestone | F is for family - dysfunctional, and now dead. | 
| Gravestone | Fatty and skinny went to bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead. Skinny Smith 1983-2000. | 
| Gravestone | Fatum Iustum Stultorum | 
| Gravestone | Feed me. I'm starving.... come to think of it... i havn't eatin' since 2002. | 
| Gravestone | Fgsfds | 
| Gravestone | Finally I am becoming stupider no more | 
| Gravestone | Flooring inspector. | 
| Gravestone | Follow me to hell. | 
| Gravestone | Follow me to hell. | 
| Gravestone | Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, ... | 
| Gravestone | For the motherla- OH SHIT! | 
| Gravestone | For you, scum; only 700,000,000 for this grave reserve. | 
| Gravestone | Forgive me, Charlie, but this was far better than what was headed your way... | 
| Gravestone | Forgive me, love, but I did as I must. | 
| Gravestone | Found a foocubus fun to be deep inside, neglected his OTHER mount and died. | 
| Gravestone | Furries will take over the world. Resistance is futile. | 
| Gravestone | Furries will take over this miserable plane of existance you call NetHack. Resistance is futile. | 
| Gravestone | Furries will take over this miserable plane of existence you call NetHack. Resistance is futile. | 
| Gravestone | GAME OVER - PRESS 'R' TO TRY AGAIN | 
| Gravestone | GAME OVER, YEAH! | 
| Gravestone | GE8BT | 
| Gravestone | GILLIGAAAAAAAAN! | 
| Gravestone | GWTWOD was here. | 
| Gravestone | Game over, man. Game over. | 
| Gravestone | Ganked again... | 
| Gravestone | George W. Bush had everything and look where he ended up. No.. not up there u idiot... down here. | 
| Gravestone | Give me something to eat, damn it! | 
| Gravestone | Go Team Ant! | 
| Gravestone | Go Team Ant! | 
| Gravestone | Go away | 
| Gravestone | Go away! I'm trying to take a nap in here! Bloody adventurers... | 
| Gravestone | Go tell the Spartans, / Passer-by, / That here, / By Spartan law, we lie | 
| Gravestone | Go to Hell - Do not pass go, do not collect 200 zorkmids | 
| Gravestone | God, Killed by Logic | 
| Gravestone | Gone fishin' | 
| Gravestone | Good morning! I see the assassins have succeeded! | 
| Gravestone | Good night, sweet prince: And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest! | 
| Gravestone | Goodbye, world | 
| Gravestone | Got Weeping Angels confused with Endermen and stared at the latter. | 
| Gravestone | Greg didn't fit anywhere, accept in this grave! | 
| Gravestone | Greg the Ghoul's All Nite Diner: All you can eat, under your feet | 
| Gravestone | Guybrush Threepwood, Mitey Pirate | 
| Gravestone | GwNmL | 
| Gravestone | H is for Heather, who died with naught but her leather. | 
| Gravestone | H is for Heavy, whose Sandvich was bait | 
| Gravestone | H is for Hector done in by a thug | 
| Gravestone | HEEM SLEEPY | 
| Gravestone | HERESY! *blam* | 
| Gravestone | Haha, TheRealSog Sucks! | 
| Gravestone | Handle your server game carefully, or you'll experience something worse than this! | 
| Gravestone | Hanniwa | 
| Gravestone | Hat Guy's beliefs. Died march 1977 in unknown incident. | 
| Gravestone | Haters gonna hate | 
| Gravestone | Hayden Alewine? More like Hayden dead! | 
| Gravestone | He bought the farm. And this gravestone. | 
| Gravestone | He didn't fly so good. Who wants to try next? | 
| Gravestone | He died as he had lived: RUNNING AWAY | 
| Gravestone | He died at the console, of hunger and thirst. Next day he was buried, face-down, nine-edge first. | 
| Gravestone | He farmed his way here | 
| Gravestone | He shouldn't have fed it. | 
| Gravestone | He told me we'd be free. We trusted him. Now, all that's left for us is an eternity here... | 
| Gravestone | He waited too long | 
| Gravestone | He's dead, Jim | 
| Gravestone | Help! I'm trapped in a gravestone factory! | 
| Gravestone | Here I sit/All broken-hearted/Came to shit/And the world ended | 
| Gravestone | Here Lies Adobe Flash, 1996-2020. | 
| Gravestone | Here Lies Boorider7 died while trying to prove that Undertale has a good fanbase that isn't cringe | 
| Gravestone | Here Lies Grand Dad ,FLINT-STONE | 
| Gravestone | Here Lies Patient Zero | 
| Gravestone | Here Rest The Three Stooges | 
| Gravestone | Here lays Butch, we planted him raw, he was quick on the trigger but slow on the draw. | 
| Gravestone | Here lie the collective sanities of every poor schmuck who has to moderate these messages! | 
| Gravestone | Here lie the collective sanities of every poor schmuck who has to moderate these messages! | 
| Gravestone | Here lies $cat killed by $playername | 
| Gravestone | Here lies $playername's hopes and dreams. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies $playername's productivity, killed by Izchak. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies $playername. He never scored. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies $playername. Next time, be more careful. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies /usr/bin/nethack, killed by SIGSEGV. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies 2020 - Rest In Piss, and good riddance! | 
| Gravestone | Here lies @ | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Acid blob killed by bob | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Andrew Wakefield, killed by measles. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Andy, a (once) living testament to not using unidentified wands for anal. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Anybody, shot by LGR. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Art, who wasn't that smart and got hit by a dart. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Balin, son of Fundin, Lord of Moria | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Bob / decided to try an acid blob | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Bobby, who just wasn't right. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Bugs Bunny. His doc couldn't figure out what was up. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies CJ, he should've followed the damn train. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Calvin, who did things quite odd, and couldn't be saved this time by his friend Hobbes. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Chester Moores, killed by a poisoned corpse. Stayed dead - his killer has no re-Moores. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Chuck Norris, until he gets bored of beating up demons. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Cracky-chan, who tried flashing monsters. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Curious George. Reached for a candy bar, crushed by a morning star. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Daffy, mounted on a wall and none too laffy. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Danny, killed by smashing his nuts in the drawbridge. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Darkspore. Fuck you, EA. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Dee-Dee, who found out what that button did. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Dennis Ritchie. Drop a coin on his grave for a C-ration. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Dudley, ate a ring of death while polymorphed (ever tried?) | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Dudley, killed by an exploding ring of full warning | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Dudley, killed by another %&#@#& newt. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Dudley. Drank a potion of death (ever found one?) | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Ebenezer Scrooge | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Ed. He was a dork. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Edd. He was an even bigger dork. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Eddie. He lied, he cheated, he stole. Sadly he's dead, God bless his soul. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Eddy. He was the biggest dork of all. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Elmer Fudd. Looked down the gun, but the shell was no dud. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Elric killed by touching Stormbringer | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Elric, killed by touching Stormbringer | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Elvis. Yes, he's really dead. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Erdrick. / 837 - 866 | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Ezekiel. Died of cholera. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Fred/ Fred the dead/ Fred was in bed/ Then he ate Bread/ Now Fred is dead. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Frisk, killed for the 1,000,000th time trying not to fight a boss monster. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies GTA 5, killed by way too f**king many patches | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Garfield, who ate a pan of cursed lasagna. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies God, killed by Nietzsche | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Graham, killed by a POIsonous snake. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Gregg. Choked on an egg. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Gregorius Technetices. He couldn't microcraft himself a cure. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Gronkh, blasted by a Creeper | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Henry. May he find that place called Paradise. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Heywood Ucuddleme, a orc who never had a hug. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Insert Name Here. No, that's not a mistake, that was his actual name. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Izchak, shopkeeper and shopmaker. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Jeanne. She died and we did nothing. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Jeff, he angered the shopkeeper, again | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Jenny McCarthy, killed by brainlessness... no mindflayer in sight, though. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Joe Hacker, starved to death while playing nethack. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Johnny Blake/ Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Killroy, killed for being a peeping tom. ---wXUXw--- | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Lament. Killed by nerdrage over a wand of wishing. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Laser Lily, killed by Shambling Round | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Leroy Jenkins. At least he had chicken... | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Lester Moore. 4 shots from a .44. No less... No Moore. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Lies. It's True. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Maguro. He was one heck of a gamer. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Mallory Pike. She had a mean serve. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Mangle. She wanted to be hip with the kids. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Manuel who didn't read the manual. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Mary, who could, indeed, hit the broad side of a barn. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies NFTs - Rot In Piss. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Nietzsche, killed by Gog | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Original Bubs. He can see you from here. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Owen Moore; gone away, owin' more than he could pay. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Pat, who is flat. Fell down a trap door, met the floor with a splat. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Paul. You knew this was coming. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Phone Guy. Died on night 4 like a filthy casual. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Pinnochio, polymorphed into a jackass and worked to death in the salt mines. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Poot. He is dead. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Pottymouth, choked to death on a bar of soap. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies ROBLOX Guests, who used to be along (and annoying towards) Robloxians. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies SLEX on Hardfought - and good riddance! | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Scout, he ran fast and died a virgin. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Scout. He ran fast, and died a virgin. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Sgeo, killed while reading a gravestone. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Sisyphus, killed by a rolling boulder trap | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Sluggo (he is still lit, though) | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Solomon Grundy, born on a Monday | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Sonic, who tried to outrun a wand of death. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Spaceman Spiff: killed off for good by his publisher. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Sr. Pelo, who didn't hear the wailing of the banshee. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Steve Irwin: Rememberance for his incredible journeys. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Strong Bad, Checking e-mails and kicking Cheats in the hereafter, | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Sylvester. He ate expired succotash, and suffered for it. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies The Lady's maid, died of a Vorpal Blade. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies The Memories Board, killed by Facebook. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies The Pilot: He bit the bullet. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Tom killed by Jerry | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Toys R Us, remembered by boys, girls, and adults alike... | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Tweety. He did taw a puddy tat. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Urist McDwarf, killed by an elephant. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Urist McDwarf. Do NOT strike the earth here, please. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Urist McMiner, killed by falling multiple z-levels. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies V1. Ran out of blood. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies WarThunder, killed by greedy Russian devs. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Willy the Water Elemental, who chugged a dozen potions of acid. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Windows 7, loved by millions | 
| Gravestone | Here lies Windows 7, loves | 
| Gravestone | Here lies a Kerbal who worked like a gerbil, his rocked splashed down and sank with a burble. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies a SMOP, killed by practicality. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies a YANI, ascended. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies a YANI, killed by obscurity. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies a battered soul whose suffering has ended at last... | 
| Gravestone | Here lies a brave Amazon warrior who wore a metal breastplate and encountered a wand of lightning. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies a communist, fresh from his free helicopter ride. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies a disturbed kid who attacked monsters with a knife, and quickly ended her poor sad life. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies a drunkard/tipped a tankard/got his ass kicked/by bartender Rick. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies a fascist. He got his ass kicked. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies a hacker, buried alive. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies a happy hacker, killed by a hallucinogen-distorted succubus, while helpless. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies a hobbit of the Shire, died of a wand of fire. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies a jerk who forgot to pay. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies a man who never backed down. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies a man. His name is Robert Paulson. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies a man. His name is Robert Paulson. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies a poor chap who had too many sorrows for alcohol to drown. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies a programmer. Killed by a fatal error. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies a samurai named Ken. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies a student from HERE SCHOOL - killed by a ruler to the ass. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies a young lady named Bright / Whose speed was much faster than light | 
| Gravestone | Here lies an Irishman, a good lawyer and an honest man. It's pretty crowded down there. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies an idiot who thought that a horse was worth his kingdom. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies andy. "Peperony and chease." | 
| Gravestone | Here lies bob. Bob was killed by his own slow reflexes. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies brave Aaron McPhee who didn't get his wands ID'd. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies buried a man from Nantucket | 
| Gravestone | Here lies cs188 - killed by a meme overdose. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies democracy, killed by universal suffrage. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies enragement child. He was NOT ready for Freddy! | 
| Gravestone | Here lies foo. Killed by 4chan. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies good old Ned. A great big rock fell on his head. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies half the internet's dignity - destroyed by NFTs. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies humanity's dignity - killed by 2020. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies illiterate conduct - destroyed by spam. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies kickboxing - killed by Nethack 3.2.0 | 
| Gravestone | Here lies logic, killed by the public school system. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies marriage, killed off by feminists and no-fault divorce. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies my eardrums - killed by Dashie. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies my faith in humanity, killed by 2020. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies my final braincell. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies my son, who came home today - his friends marching with him all the way. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies poor Dora, who explored the wrong cave. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies pudding farming - and good riddance, too! | 
| Gravestone | Here lies ron3090, killed by kicking a ******* wall. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies sans: died en route to grillbys, (kill less people ok?) | 
| Gravestone | Here lies scwizard, killed while tying to assent. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies the Bloody Beauties, eaten by a gelatinous cube. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies the DQ slime - splattered by a lichen. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies the Elph, whacked over the head by his own bow. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies the Gnome with a Wand of Death, vanquished by a black dragon's breath. "Damn RNG." | 
| Gravestone | Here lies the acid mage - face down in a heap of shit. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies the body of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon --More-- | 
| Gravestone | Here lies the dumbest son-of-a-b**** ever to set foot in the Dungeons of Doom. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies the english language, killed by instant messaging | 
| Gravestone | Here lies the final Vladsbane. R.I.P., old friend... | 
| Gravestone | Here lies the forum and wiki for Drop-Shock, killed by Frizz the Lazy | 
| Gravestone | Here lies the kid with a "FUCK YEAH!" shirt that tried to do a cool skateboard trick on a cliff | 
| Gravestone | Here lies the last bastard that robbed Izchak's shop. May he rot in piss. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies the left foot of Jack, killed by a land mine. Let us know if you find any more of him. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies the man from Nantucket. He was attacked by a orc, what was left was put into a bucket. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies the man who kicked the bucket - and forgot it could kick back. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies the mortal remains of Kaz, struck down with a poisoned dart right in his... | 
| Gravestone | Here lies the petty monsters - a diet of kelp fronds doesn't do wonders for your health... | 
| Gravestone | Here lies the planet earth. don't dig it. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies the poison mage, who tried to eat a green slime glob. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies the sorceress of Alois, who loved the people who killed her. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies the zyborg - scrapped by a rust trap. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies what little is left of Burt, who didn't believe that "magic" could hurt. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies yetanotherhacker, killed by the wrath of RNG | 
| Gravestone | Here lies you, in preparation. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies your innocence and happiness, killed by adulthood. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies, ah say, here lies Foghorn Leghorn. Leghorn, that is. | 
| Gravestone | Here lies... what was her name again? | 
| Gravestone | Here lies... what was his name again? | 
| Gravestone | Here lies... what was their name again? | 
| Gravestone | Here will lie YOU, my child, if you won't come home! Please come back before it's too late... | 
| Gravestone | Hey Laughing Boy! No more buwwets! | 
| Gravestone | Hey Laughing Boy! One buwwet weft! | 
| Gravestone | Hey You, you're finally awake. | 
| Gravestone | Hey, get off my grave! | 
| Gravestone | Hey, what does this wand do if I point it at myse- | 
| Gravestone | Highway to hell (v) Stairway to heaven (^) | 
| Gravestone | His last words? "What throne room?" | 
| Gravestone | His name wasn't Shane. | 
| Gravestone | Hmm... What's tha-- | 
| Gravestone | I TOLD you trying to mount that sentient funny-colored horse was a bad idea. | 
| Gravestone | I Used Up All My Sick Days, So I Called in Dead | 
| Gravestone | I admit no wrongdoing! | 
| Gravestone | I ain't even mad. | 
| Gravestone | I always did hate Mondays... | 
| Gravestone | I am a leaf on the wind, watch me -- | 
| Gravestone | I am never eating cursed fortune cookies again. | 
| Gravestone | I am not human. This mind and body are constructs. Yes, as is this sorrow. | 
| Gravestone | I am not! A! Pervert! | 
| Gravestone | I can only do this trick once | 
| Gravestone | I didn't lose! I was semi-victorious! | 
| Gravestone | I didn't lose! i was semi-victorious! | 
| Gravestone | I do not comprehend. | 
| Gravestone | I don't have a vehicle and I don't have warranty. LEAVE ME ALONE! | 
| Gravestone | I don't know what I expected. | 
| Gravestone | I don't wanna go! | 
| Gravestone | I don't want a big chunk of rock put by my grave. | 
| Gravestone | I don't want to go! | 
| Gravestone | I drank *what*, now? | 
| Gravestone | I engraved EIbereth. With an I. What an epic fail... | 
| Gravestone | I feel so cold inside... share your warmth, wayward traveler! | 
| Gravestone | I forgot to engrave Elbereth. Now I died. Please don't let the same happen to you. | 
| Gravestone | I hope you like it down under... DAN... | 
| Gravestone | I is for me, who is without all but their thoughts. | 
| Gravestone | I iz ded. Ded kittehs dont need bafs. | 
| Gravestone | I love buttons and switches! | 
| Gravestone | I meant to do that | 
| Gravestone | I need rest... | 
| Gravestone | I never could get the hang of Thursdays. | 
| Gravestone | I played SLASH'EM. | 
| Gravestone | I regret everything!" | 
| Gravestone | I remember when I was yuy and healthy... | 
| Gravestone | I said I'm not dead yet! | 
| Gravestone | I said XYZZY. Nothing happened. Ever, for the rest of my life. Because I was dead. | 
| Gravestone | I speak unto the Filth... We will obliterate you filth, just as the lord has commanded! | 
| Gravestone | I told him it wasn't edible... | 
| Gravestone | I told you I was ill | 
| Gravestone | I told you I was sick! | 
| Gravestone | I took both pills! | 
| Gravestone | I tried to ACT and show MERCY. It didn't work, try FIGHTing. | 
| Gravestone | I use Arch btw | 
| Gravestone | I used to search for the Amulet of Yendor, but then I took an arrow to the knee. | 
| Gravestone | I was dying to get here. | 
| Gravestone | I was only saying hello! | 
| Gravestone | I was searching for falling boulder traps in the Mines, when all of a sudden, it hit me | 
| Gravestone | I was thirsty. | 
| Gravestone | I wasn't playing the hero, I was playing the decoy! | 
| Gravestone | I will always remember when $playername was me! | 
| Gravestone | I will survive! | 
| Gravestone | I wish I was dead. | 
| Gravestone | I wonder what cockatrice tastes like.. | 
| Gravestone | I wonder what that little ^ sign is... | 
| Gravestone | I wonder what this button does? | 
| Gravestone | I wonder what this potion does... | 
| Gravestone | I wonder what this potion does... | 
| Gravestone | I would give my riches away/to be free just a day/from my oaken cell/alas, it cannot be... | 
| Gravestone | I'd rather be sailing. | 
| Gravestone | I'll be back. | 
| Gravestone | I'll live to die another day... or not. | 
| Gravestone | I'm a fool, I know nothing | 
| Gravestone | I'm actually quite busy on the cellular level. | 
| Gravestone | I'm dead... Let's have a party! | 
| Gravestone | I'm gonna make it! | 
| Gravestone | I'm not saying it was aliens... | 
| Gravestone | I've finally run out of corridor. | 
| Gravestone | I've really been a fool | 
| Gravestone | IT'S A GUNDAM! | 
| Gravestone | IWwKl | 
| Gravestone | If a man's deeds do not outlive him, of what value is a mark in stone? | 
| Gravestone | If only I had worn a hard hat . . . | 
| Gravestone | If only I threw more chairs..." | 
| Gravestone | If only you wished. O $role mine. | 
| Gravestone | If the good Lord disagrees with me, I will be happy to point out His tactical errors. | 
| Gravestone | If you were dead, you'd be home by now! | 
| Gravestone | In Memory Of / James Bond / 1952 - 2021 / The World Is Not Enough | 
| Gravestone | In honor of Dudley, choked to death on a ring of invisibility | 
| Gravestone | In memory of Bob who to me was quite rude, fell into a spike pet, got left for ant food. | 
| Gravestone | In memory of a patriot who saved the world | 
| Gravestone | In remembrance of Spike Milligan: He told you he was sick. | 
| Gravestone | It WAS lupus. | 
| Gravestone | It looks like I'm going to have to jump... | 
| Gravestone | It seems to be a engraving of a middle finger... how juvenile. | 
| Gravestone | It was just an Algorithm...oops | 
| Gravestone | It's nothing... it's nothing... | 
| Gravestone | It's only a flesh wound; nothing serious. | 
| Gravestone | It's the end, but the moment has been prepared for.... | 
| Gravestone | It's the end. But the moment has been prepared for. | 
| Gravestone | J is for Jason, who was no match for the real deal. | 
| Gravestone | J is for Jim, whom the early bird caught | 
| Gravestone | JET SET RADIO! Coming at you from even beyond the afterlife! | 
| Gravestone | Jack Bright, Resting at Last. | 
| Gravestone | James Brown is dead. | 
| Gravestone | Jeanne -- She died and we did nothing. | 
| Gravestone | Jennifer. Died 2045. Fought heroically and saved us all. | 
| Gravestone | Jessica, opened like a pillowcase by a VpEn | 
| Gravestone | JoXoD | 
| Gravestone | Jon always comes back | 
| Gravestone | JrDSt | 
| Gravestone | Just close your eyes - you'll be in a better place soon... | 
| Gravestone | Just one more hit . . . | 
| Gravestone | Just resting a while. | 
| Gravestone | K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. | 
| Gravestone | K is for Kevin, who rode his bike into a gorge. | 
| Gravestone | KYNMh | 
| Gravestone | Killed by Medusa, sculpted into this gravestone. | 
| Gravestone | Killed by a black dragon -- This grave is empty | 
| Gravestone | Killed by a succubus with AIDS. | 
| Gravestone | Killed by an improbability | 
| Gravestone | Killed by elementary quantum field theory | 
| Gravestone | Killed by playing SLASH'EM | 
| Gravestone | Killed by vortex holding katanas. May he rest in pieces. | 
| Gravestone | Killed in a teleporting accident. | 
| Gravestone | Killed over a dilithium crystal. | 
| Gravestone | Killed to the death. Rest in peace. | 
| Gravestone | Knock before entering. | 
| Gravestone | L is for Lenny, who got told 'bout the farm. | 
| Gravestone | LEEEEEEEEROOOOY JEEEEE- uh oh. | 
| Gravestone | Last Words: "Cheeseburger Please." | 
| Gravestone | Last words are for wimps | 
| Gravestone | Leeroy Jenkins - Killed by overconfidence | 
| Gravestone | Let me out of here! | 
| Gravestone | Life's a piece of shit / when you look at it / life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true. | 
| Gravestone | Lions and Tigers and Bears! Oh My! | 
| Gravestone | Little Johnny was a chemist. Now he is no more. 'Cause what he thought was H20, was H2SO4. | 
| Gravestone | Lm1xg | 
| Gravestone | LnAwY | 
| Gravestone | Look away-- I'm dead. | 
| Gravestone | Look, Ma, no hands! | 
| Gravestone | Lookin' good, Medusa. | 
| Gravestone | Lord British, killed by a plaque. | 
| Gravestone | Lorem Ipsum | 
| Gravestone | Losing is Fun! | 
| Gravestone | Lost to the guy who is passway! | 
| Gravestone | LqAWq | 
| Gravestone | M is for Manny, chopped into parts many. | 
| Gravestone | M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL! | 
| Gravestone | MDrdP | 
| Gravestone | MMg5P | 
| Gravestone | MORTIS | 
| Gravestone | Make us whole | 
| Gravestone | Me today, You tommorow! | 
| Gravestone | Mental note: Hold sword by blunt end. | 
| Gravestone | Meow? | 
| Gravestone | Mistakenly performed a sword swallowing stunt with a vorpal blade. | 
| Gravestone | Mortui? Cacas. | 
| Gravestone | Mrs. Smith, choked on an apple. She left behind grieving husband, daughter, and granddaughter. | 
| Gravestone | My anus was bleeding... | 
| Gravestone | My day can't get any worse, let's see what we can do about yours! | 
| Gravestone | My deathbed I sit / Ready to reveal my life's / Great secret, it's---urk! | 
| Gravestone | My fortune is yours for the taking, but you'll have to find it first! I left it all in One Piece. | 
| Gravestone | My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings / Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! | 
| Gravestone | My only regret was eating my 40th pancake | 
| Gravestone | My only regret was not having had more soda. -- Keith Forbes | 
| Gravestone | Myrnd | 
| Gravestone | N is for Nevill who died of ennui | 
| Gravestone | N is for Nick, who got his wallet picked off his corpse. | 
| Gravestone | N9MDx | 
| Gravestone | NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE | 
| Gravestone | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! | 
| Gravestone | NOT THE BEES | 
| Gravestone | Nah, I'd win | 
| Gravestone | Nah, that scorpion wasn't poisonous, i'm sure of it. | 
| Gravestone | Natasha, slashed to ribbons by a VpAs | 
| Gravestone | National Park. Digging is prohibited. | 
| Gravestone | Never get involved in a land war in Asia. | 
| Gravestone | Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line. | 
| Gravestone | Newb | 
| Gravestone | Nia'esh kiuenn def deftinuelleas | 
| Gravestone | Nietzsche is dead. -- God | 
| Gravestone | Nitwit Blubber Oddment Tweak | 
| Gravestone | NmcOi | 
| Gravestone | No more... | 
| Gravestone | No! I don't want to see my damn conduct! | 
| Gravestone | No! Not into the pit! It buuuuuurns! | 
| Gravestone | Nobody believed her when she said her feet were killing her | 
| Gravestone | Not another ******* floating eye. | 
| Gravestone | Nqtb1 | 
| Gravestone | O is for Old Man, who needed that sword | 
| Gravestone | O is for Olivia, skewered like a martini olive. | 
| Gravestone | OH GOD NOT THE BEES! | 
| Gravestone | OMG LAG | 
| Gravestone | ONE LIFE? NO CONTINUES?! | 
| Gravestone | OYl1A | 
| Gravestone | Oberon - He thought helmets were overrated. | 
| Gravestone | Oh Zed, Woe Zed. No where left to go Zed. All alone, and so dead. Poor Zed. | 
| Gravestone | Oh man I am so psyched for this. | 
| Gravestone | Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no! | 
| Gravestone | Oh well, whatever, never mind | 
| Gravestone | Oh, no. Not again. | 
| Gravestone | Oi! Watch where you're walking, ya wanker! | 
| Gravestone | Oi, you with the spade! Step away from the grave! | 
| Gravestone | Okay, you're buried now, Urist. Now stop messing with the workshops! | 
| Gravestone | Omae wa mo shindeiru! | 
| Gravestone | On Vacation | 
| Gravestone | On the grave is a carving of a smiling skull, with the words "I've got you!" written below. | 
| Gravestone | On the whole, I'd rather be in Minetown. | 
| Gravestone | One corpse, sans head. | 
| Gravestone | One does not simply tour this dungeon. | 
| Gravestone | Only YOU can prevent fountain overflow | 
| Gravestone | Only the dead have known the end of war. | 
| Gravestone | Oooh, what's this scroll do? | 
| Gravestone | Oops, I blinked. 1967 was nice though. | 
| Gravestone | Oops. | 
| Gravestone | Open the door / Get on the floor / Everybody walk the dinosaur | 
| Gravestone | Oportet meminisse eorum deleret posterior. | 
| Gravestone | Ouchie ouch. | 
| Gravestone | Out to Lunch | 
| Gravestone | Ow. | 
| Gravestone | Owner was once a temporary secretary. | 
| Gravestone | P is for Pete, his nine lives used up. | 
| Gravestone | PLK0H | 
| Gravestone | PRAY HERE | 
| Gravestone | Patrick Bateman/[DATE UNKNOWN]-August 20th, 1988/Dubs/Check 'em | 
| Gravestone | Paul Eulmeyer, 1907-2000. With atomic terror, he brought us peace. | 
| Gravestone | Paula Schultz | 
| Gravestone | Peace Sells... But Who's Buying? | 
| Gravestone | People die when they are killed. | 
| Gravestone | Perayytighyphos, prince of ghasifownereeim | 
| Gravestone | PhbRM | 
| Gravestone | Pies are more difficult than advertised. | 
| Gravestone | Please close that door. It's fine in here, but I greatly fear you'll let in the cold and storm. | 
| Gravestone | Please stop digging up Urist - we've had to deal with his ghost five times this week alone! | 
| Gravestone | Press F to pay respects | 
| Gravestone | Process terminated: called _exit() at main.c, line 57 | 
| Gravestone | Pwnd! | 
| Gravestone | Q is for Quincy, who was too quirky for our own good. | 
| Gravestone | Q57Et | 
| Gravestone | Q8Qwi | 
| Gravestone | QBywK | 
| Gravestone | Quidquid Latine dictum sit, altum sonatur. | 
| Gravestone | Quintili Vare, legiones redde! | 
| Gravestone | Quod erat demonstrandum. | 
| Gravestone | R is for Rayman since nobody cares | 
| Gravestone | R is for Ronald, whose heart stopped after one burger too many. | 
| Gravestone | R.I.P John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt - His name was my name too | 
| Gravestone | R3PmA | 
| Gravestone | REKT | 
| Gravestone | RIP @ | 
| Gravestone | RIP Berdly / Froze to death from Noelle's unidentified Wand of Cold | 
| Gravestone | RIP Bort Simpesson | 
| Gravestone | RIP Chingy, fatally killed by wasps. | 
| Gravestone | RIP Chingy, stung by wasps. | 
| Gravestone | RIP Dat Boi, Harambe, Barry B Benson, Cash me ousside and many more | 
| Gravestone | RIP Guy Fieri, stung by wasps. | 
| Gravestone | RIP Stebe Job, stung to death by wasps. | 
| Gravestone | RIP, better you than me | 
| Gravestone | Repeat after me: Hastur Hastur Hastur! | 
| Gravestone | Resting in spaghetti, never forghetti. | 
| Gravestone | Restore/Restart/Quit | 
| Gravestone | Revenge is never full, it kills the soul and poisons it. | 
| Gravestone | RmR0w | 
| Gravestone | Roses are dead, violets lack hue, Poisonous gas comes out of a few. | 
| Gravestone | Roses are red, Violets are blue, Omae Wa Mo Shindeiru. | 
| Gravestone | Roses are red, violets are blue, the ranks of the dead will be joined by you. | 
| Gravestone | RtEjE | 
| Gravestone | Rule One: The Doctor lies! | 
| Gravestone | Run with me, child, into the scarlet sunset... | 
| Gravestone | S is for stuffed - how I died and what they did with me! | 
| Gravestone | S6qzn | 
| Gravestone | S8MXt | 
| Gravestone | SLAM TILT | 
| Gravestone | SOLD | 
| Gravestone | Save me Jebus! | 
| Gravestone | Save me, Rosdower! | 
| Gravestone | Saved by the bell MY ASS! | 
| Gravestone | Saved by the... nevermind. | 
| Gravestone | Segmentation fault: core dumped. | 
| Gravestone | Sesame Under Watch - Cause of Death : Violent Traumatism | 
| Gravestone | Shouldn't have given away my last weapon. | 
| Gravestone | Sic Transit Gloria Mundi | 
| Gravestone | Sigfried who used blades of crystal and blood, found that he should've used metal. | 
| Gravestone | Sigmund, chopped into pieces by a SpAs | 
| Gravestone | Since the day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking towards me, without hurrying. | 
| Gravestone | Since when does a failed polymorph kill you? | 
| Gravestone | Slipped and fell. Not carefully enough. | 
| Gravestone | Slipped while mounting a succubus. | 
| Gravestone | Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen. He was number one. | 
| Gravestone | Snake? Snake?! ...SNAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEE!!! | 
| Gravestone | Snakes. It had to be snakes. | 
| Gravestone | Snape, killed by a Giant Mummy. The Giant Mummy hits! You die... | 
| Gravestone | So it WAS a wand of death after all! | 
| Gravestone | So it goes. | 
| Gravestone | So much time, so little to do | 
| Gravestone | So this is how I die... neat! | 
| Gravestone | So unfortunate about $playername, what with the disembowelment and all. | 
| Gravestone | Some crazy bastard waved me over so he could hit me. Why did I go over there? | 
| Gravestone | Somebody drew a line in the dust here... how odd... | 
| Gravestone | Someone set us up the bomb! | 
| Gravestone | Something in my inventory could have saved me. | 
| Gravestone | Something is engraved here on the headstone. Use 'r.' to read it. | 
| Gravestone | Spaaaaaaaaace! Wait, what about oxyge- | 
| Gravestone | SsHwF | 
| Gravestone | Stan's Kozy Krypts: A Place To Spend Eternity, Not A Fortune. | 
| Gravestone | Stan's Kozy Krypts: We bury the dead, for a lot less bread. | 
| Gravestone | Stay a while, stay forever. | 
| Gravestone | Steven Paul Jobs, 1955-2011. Thanks for the future. | 
| Gravestone | Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan | 
| Gravestone | Suicide is painless/It brings on many changes/And I can take or leave it if I please. | 
| Gravestone | System halted. | 
| Gravestone | T is for Tim, tiny and innocent - that Christmas was his last. | 
| Gravestone | THERE'S NO FATE BUT WHAT YOU MAKE" | 
| Gravestone | TO LET | 
| Gravestone | TONIGHT! WE DINE! IN HELL! | 
| Gravestone | TVTropes ruined my life | 
| Gravestone | TXfJ9 | 
| Gravestone | Take my stuff- I don't need it anymore. | 
| Gravestone | Taking a year dead for tax reasons. | 
| Gravestone | Team ant 1, $playername 0 | 
| Gravestone | Ted Danson | 
| Gravestone | Teracotta Warrior | 
| Gravestone | Thank you $playername, but the vampire is in another coffin! | 
| Gravestone | That day the Grinch found out something he hadn't thought of before: When you die, nothing happens. | 
| Gravestone | That is not dead which can eternal lie, and in successful ascensions even Death may die. | 
| Gravestone | That is not dead which can eternal lie. I, on the other hand... | 
| Gravestone | That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die. | 
| Gravestone | That zombie had armor. I wanted armor. | 
| Gravestone | That zombie had armor. I wanted armor. | 
| Gravestone | That's all, folks! | 
| Gravestone | The alternative was unthinkable | 
| Gravestone | The ashes are all cold now. No more bullets, | 
| Gravestone | The bell didn't save him this time... | 
| Gravestone | The cake is a lie! | 
| Gravestone | The giant star has fallen | 
| Gravestone | The gravestone hits! You die... | 
| Gravestone | The invisible jabberwock hits! You die... | 
| Gravestone | The keys were right next to each other | 
| Gravestone | The reports of my demise are completely accurate. | 
| Gravestone | The shared grave of 12 snipers. "It's like christmas morning." | 
| Gravestone | The statue got me high. | 
| Gravestone | The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends. | 
| Gravestone | There goes the neighborhood. | 
| Gravestone | There is no heaven, no hell waiting for us. Only a vast nothing. You'll see in time. | 
| Gravestone | There was an attempt. | 
| Gravestone | There's a reason you died. You pissed me off. | 
| Gravestone | There's gonna be a new rule now, just for me! | 
| Gravestone | There's nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing. NOTHING! | 
| Gravestone | There's nothing here - just nothing and nothing and nothing. You'll understand when you join me... | 
| Gravestone | They broke a (127:127) uranium wand of death - we couldn't even find all the pieces. | 
| Gravestone | They expected one of us in the wreckage | 
| Gravestone | They said tune it or die.... | 
| Gravestone | |
| Gravestone | This Space Reserved | 
| Gravestone | This could by YOU! | 
| Gravestone | This grave is reserved - for you! | 
| Gravestone | This gravestone does not indicate a bones file. | 
| Gravestone | This gravestone provided to you by FreeStone. | 
| Gravestone | This headstone intentionally left blank. | 
| Gravestone | This is a gravestone, not an altar Trololololololol | 
| Gravestone | This is good... Isn't it? | 
| Gravestone | This is on me. | 
| Gravestone | This is the tomb of the Unskilled Soldier. | 
| Gravestone | This is what happens when the red and grey ones combine. | 
| Gravestone | This man died because he sucked at nethack. | 
| Gravestone | This person made a grave mistake | 
| Gravestone | This space for rent; go to http://www.alt.org/nethack/addmsgs/ | 
| Gravestone | This space intentionally left blank. | 
| Gravestone | This tombstone intentionally left blank. | 
| Gravestone | This was a triumph. | 
| Gravestone | This was actually just a pit, but since there was a corpse, we filled it. | 
| Gravestone | This way to the crypt. | 
| Gravestone | |
| Gravestone | Tick-Tock goes the clock.... | 
| Gravestone | Time's up, over, BLAOW | 
| Gravestone | Tis' just a scratch. | 
| Gravestone | TlK5K | 
| Gravestone | To die by your side would be such a heavenly way to die | 
| Gravestone | To strive, / To seek, / To find, / And not to yield. | 
| Gravestone | To the strongest! | 
| Gravestone | To the victor, the potatoes. | 
| Gravestone | Too skibidi for this rizzful earth | 
| Gravestone | Trolls just want to be loved! | 
| Gravestone | Tu quoque, Brute? | 
| Gravestone | Turns out, you really shouldn't use the phone during a thunderstorm. | 
| Gravestone | Twilight Sparkle, killed while fighting sapient $fruit. | 
| Gravestone | U is for you, who'll be burning with me! | 
| Gravestone | Uisne Agnoscere Mercem? | 
| Gravestone | UsiJF | 
| Gravestone | V is for Vlad, impaled with great prejudice. | 
| Gravestone | VACANCY | 
| Gravestone | Vanilla NetHack, 1987-1999 | 
| Gravestone | Very young teen girls | 
| Gravestone | Victor Zoy is lying here. Well, cheap plastic imitation! | 
| Gravestone | Vv Horny Jail Below vV | 
| Gravestone | W is for Will, who lost his way and ended up among the wolves. | 
| Gravestone | WHO'S THEY AND WHY DO THEY KEEP SAYING IT? - Died to bad advice. | 
| Gravestone | Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time | 
| Gravestone | Walls and walls and walls and walls and walls, that's all there is left for us. | 
| Gravestone | We apologise for the inconvenience. | 
| Gravestone | We are all equal in death... | 
| Gravestone | We introduced Eg to the giant, but he misunderstood. | 
| Gravestone | We used to sleep on call together We used to sleep on call together We used to sleep | 
| Gravestone | We wonder what kil | 
| Gravestone | Wearing a bit thin.... | 
| Gravestone | Weep not for me - you only loved a shadow anyway... | 
| Gravestone | Welcome! | 
| Gravestone | Well I'll be a monkey's uncle. I'm dead! | 
| Gravestone | Well... That sucks... | 
| Gravestone | Went through cave just now. Still spiritful. | 
| Gravestone | Went to wrong address, applied for internship to the Dark Lord | 
| Gravestone | What could possibly go wrong? | 
| Gravestone | What could possibly go wrong? | 
| Gravestone | What happen when I press the button? | 
| Gravestone | What happer when I press the button? | 
| Gravestone | What the hell is genocidal confusion? | 
| Gravestone | What're you gonna do, stab me? | 
| Gravestone | When we said "get the point?" that didn't mean to stand on the dart trap. | 
| Gravestone | When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. | 
| Gravestone | When you zap a wand of death, make sure you're pointing it the right way. | 
| Gravestone | Where were you Kos? | 
| Gravestone | Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboo- | 
| Gravestone | Wheres the beef?! | 
| Gravestone | While we are postponing, life speeds by. | 
| Gravestone | Who calls their kid Bort? | 
| Gravestone | Who knew the Devil was so good at Twister?? | 
| Gravestone | Who would've thought coffins are this comfy? | 
| Gravestone | Who's Steve Jobs? | 
| Gravestone | Who's elbereth? | 
| Gravestone | Whoops. | 
| Gravestone | Whoops.... | 
| Gravestone | Why is it that *I* got beat for stealing a melon, but the orcs can rob Asidonhopo blind? | 
| Gravestone | Why, oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill? | 
| Gravestone | Wipe your feet before entering | 
| Gravestone | Wish me best of luck in my future endeavors.... | 
| Gravestone | Wish you were here! | 
| Gravestone | Word of advice to those who read this, don't try pudding farming, it won't end well. | 
| Gravestone | Worse things happen at sea, you know. | 
| Gravestone | WqLjM | 
| Gravestone | X is for Xander, shaved down to the bone by a meandering hacker. | 
| Gravestone | X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. | 
| Gravestone | X66P9 | 
| Gravestone | XXxyZ | 
| Gravestone | Y is for Yang, who ignored the hunger pangs one time too often. | 
| Gravestone | Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in | 
| Gravestone | Y.A.S.D. | 
| Gravestone | YAAD | 
| Gravestone | YASD | 
| Gravestone | YASD'd! | 
| Gravestone | YOU DID NOT REACH THE NUCLEAR THRONE | 
| Gravestone | YOUR QUEST IS OVER | 
| Gravestone | Yea, it got me too. | 
| Gravestone | You asked me if it would kill me to be civil...well, now you know. | 
| Gravestone | You come from nothing, you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing! | 
| Gravestone | You die... --More-- | 
| Gravestone | You die...--More-- | 
| Gravestone | You have died of dysentery. | 
| Gravestone | You kicked the bucket/Your choice, not mine/Only you're to blame/So suck it! | 
| Gravestone | You must construct additional pylons! | 
| Gravestone | You should see the other guy. | 
| Gravestone | You were certain of your safety. That was your first mistake. | 
| Gravestone | You were fantastic. And you know what? So was I! | 
| Gravestone | You will join me one day. Make your peace while you still can. | 
| Gravestone | You're better off here anyway, old friend. The other way out is far worse. | 
| Gravestone | You're going to Brazil | 
| Gravestone | You're never too dead to learn. | 
| Gravestone | You're standing on my head. | 
| Gravestone | Your very silence shows you agree | 
| Gravestone | Your wand has no effect on me! | 
| Gravestone | Z is for zero - all he amounted to. | 
| Gravestone | ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! | 
| Gravestone | Zed's dead, baby. | 
| Gravestone | Zed's dead, baby. | 
| Gravestone | Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead. | 
| Gravestone | |
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| Gravestone | |
| Gravestone | [no words, just a carving of a spiderweb] | 
| Gravestone | [the gravestone is extremely oddly shaped] Azerthorim bless him. | 
| Gravestone | [there is a crack in the tombstone] Dead Dead Ded Dead Dead... | 
| Gravestone | ^ Heaven v Hell - Where will YOU be going when your time comes? | 
| Gravestone | a);print(3718339403+3499377547);print(54+58);print(1893196499+4517309176);// | 
| Gravestone | a)print(1331642073+4913822954);print(54+58);print(2845144544+3849988273);// | 
| Gravestone | a:1};print(1102972073+2034622915);print(54+58);print(3155376156+3389304801);// | 
| Gravestone | a:1}print(4257546308+1577371672);print(54+58);print(4522801629+2869843995);// | 
| Gravestone | a;print(2425098828+4973817386);print(54+58);print(3361196363+1760416825);// | 
| Gravestone | a];print(4122246021+2202608647);print(54+58);print(2560278650+2902749114);// | 
| Gravestone | a]print(1135442422+2160764110);print(54+58);print(2873085048+3595811348);// | 
| Gravestone | addFU | 
| Gravestone | aprint(3372792399+3632854282);print(54+58);print(1898915238+1059673787);// | 
| Gravestone | asasa | 
| Gravestone | asdg | 
| Gravestone | a};print(2480703649+2318017442);print(54+58);print(1581284332+2772494431);// | 
| Gravestone | a}print(1755542744+1251704135);print(54+58);print(4363540246+1693997479);// | 
| Gravestone | beryllium sphere | 
| Gravestone | brb | 
| Gravestone | bvOwX | 
| Gravestone | cAWZB | 
| Gravestone | cGf2N | 
| Gravestone | cg5Vx | 
| Gravestone | committed unalive | 
| Gravestone | confusion will be my epitaph | 
| Gravestone | cxjUZ | 
| Gravestone | cy4Wa | 
| Gravestone | doQmo | 
| Gravestone | don | 
| Gravestone | don't Don't DON'T D O N ' T ! | 
| Gravestone | dxekm | 
| Gravestone | eatten by an certain muitcoloured dragon | 
| Gravestone | edw | 
| Gravestone | eee3e | 
| Gravestone | enPWu | 
| Gravestone | fW6Ye | 
| Gravestone | fj2In | 
| Gravestone | fopBQ | 
| Gravestone | g3cwM | 
| Gravestone | g5NJc | 
| Gravestone | gIWDx | 
| Gravestone | gwNNZ | 
| Gravestone | hVhfq | 
| Gravestone | here lies Andy peperoni and chease | 
| Gravestone | here lies Krass the cheapskate... still owes me 10 Gold for engraving this gravestone... | 
| Gravestone | here lies andy -- peperoni and cheese | 
| Gravestone | hukQY | 
| Gravestone | i be flossing | 
| Gravestone | j16IV | 
| Gravestone | jVHLs | 
| Gravestone | jeBrG | 
| Gravestone | kGIOZ | 
| Gravestone | lgALT | 
| Gravestone | logout; | 
| Gravestone | lol | 
| Gravestone | lol no generics 2009-2022 | 
| Gravestone | lzBU6 | 
| Gravestone | m4xlc | 
| Gravestone | mde.tv | 
| Gravestone | mensage number 5600 congrats anon =^.^= | 
| Gravestone | mercy... mercy... mercy... | 
| Gravestone | mkelO | 
| Gravestone | mv170 | 
| Gravestone | mxQ0M | 
| Gravestone | n8jyF | 
| Gravestone | never try to kill a shopkeeper who has a wand of sleep, it'll be the last thing you do. | 
| Gravestone | njnm | 
| Gravestone | oPbQR | 
| Gravestone | oPlHb | 
| Gravestone | oXnj | 
| Gravestone | oXnj | 
| Gravestone | oXnj | 
| Gravestone | oXnj | 
| Gravestone | oXnj | 
| Gravestone | oXnj | 
| Gravestone | oXnj | 
| Gravestone | oXnj | 
| Gravestone | oXnj | 
| Gravestone | oXnj | 
| Gravestone | oXnj | 
| Gravestone | oXnj | 
| Gravestone | oXnj | 
| Gravestone | oXnj | 
| Gravestone | oXnj | 
| Gravestone | oXnj AND 1174 BETWEEN 3468 AND 3468 | 
| Gravestone | oXnj AND 3890 BETWEEN 9214 AND 9214-- vriB | 
| Gravestone | oXnj AND 7137 BETWEEN 7137 AND 7137 | 
| Gravestone | oXnj AND 7137 BETWEEN 7137 AND 7137-- liEE | 
| Gravestone | oXnj' AND 4408=5323 AND 'mrBv'='mrBv | 
| Gravestone | oXnj' AND 7137=7137 AND 'vMeE'='vMeE | 
| Gravestone | oXnj') AND 5438=8005 AND ('HmOs'='HmOs | 
| Gravestone | oXnj') AND 7137=7137 AND ('uqwE'='uqwE | 
| Gravestone | oXnj'kjJxuX<'">ARDsIt | 
| Gravestone | oXnj(,(,,'",(, | 
| Gravestone | oXnj) AND 7011=5906 AND (5725 BETWEEN 5725 AND 5725 | 
| Gravestone | oXnj) AND 7137=7137 AND (9611 BETWEEN 9611 AND 9611 | 
| Gravestone | ojN8O | 
| Gravestone | on7ZP | 
| Gravestone | or2SE | 
| Gravestone | owie | 
| Gravestone | p0RFR | 
| Gravestone | pWRbl | 
| Gravestone | print(4289317641+1240565182);print(54+58);print(2000850896+1691252562); | 
| Gravestone | print(54+58); | 
| Gravestone | pz6Yk | 
| Gravestone | q4JhO | 
| Gravestone | qJOkM | 
| Gravestone | qnnZA | 
| Gravestone | quit, on | 
| Gravestone | rACim | 
| Gravestone | rest in peace dudley killed by a newt AGAIN!!!! | 
| Gravestone | rlDrk | 
| Gravestone | romanes eunt domus | 
| Gravestone | ruNc2 | 
| Gravestone | sX2l3 | 
| Gravestone | sbpzV | 
| Gravestone | seikosta chooty | 
| Gravestone | slXdb | 
| Gravestone | small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden | 
| Gravestone | still waiting for a far cry level to load. | 
| Gravestone | swyyI | 
| Gravestone | test | 
| Gravestone | test test | 
| Gravestone | tlbto | 
| Gravestone | tm5QP | 
| Gravestone | tombstone | 
| Gravestone | try #quit | 
| Gravestone | u5fPY | 
| Gravestone | uE54o | 
| Gravestone | uWD2q | 
| Gravestone | uoZXt | 
| Gravestone | vv IN vv | 
| Gravestone | wK3qm | 
| Gravestone | wKJBc | 
| Gravestone | wKiLp | 
| Gravestone | wc8Zl | 
| Gravestone | wzURY | 
| Gravestone | x982a | 
| Gravestone | xS3K6 | 
| Gravestone | xdwdwewewrwerfew | 
| Gravestone | xyO0Y | 
| Gravestone | yY5OU | 
| Gravestone | zKKBC | 
| Gravestone | zZIk8 | 
| Gravestone | zmtgs | 
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| Angelic taunt | "<deity> have mercy on thee, for I shall not!" | 
| Angelic taunt | "Be not afraid - be TERRIFIED!" | 
| Angelic taunt | "Engrave these words and i might let thy live: Elbereth" | 
| Angelic taunt | "For your arrogance, you will pay the ultimate price, infidel!" | 
| Angelic taunt | "Have you heard the good word of our lord and savior?" | 
| Angelic taunt | "Idolator! Your soul is required in Hell!" | 
| Angelic taunt | "Quite frankly, thou art a twat!" | 
| Angelic taunt | "Vengeance is mine; I will repay!" says the Lord! | 
| Angelic taunt | "What, you egg?" | 
| Angelic taunt | "You are a saucy boy!" | 
| Angelic taunt | *In a bored, monotone voice* Repent, and thou shalt be saved. | 
| Angelic taunt | *Purification in Progress* | 
| Angelic taunt | *bonk* | 
| Angelic taunt | *sigh* Mondays... | 
| Angelic taunt | <deity> have mercy on thee, for I shall not! | 
| Angelic taunt | A HUGE GREEN FIERCE DRAGON BARS THE WAY! | 
| Angelic taunt | ACT and show me MERCY, your LOVE should always be 1. | 
| Angelic taunt | ALEPH YOU ARE GOING TO DIE | 
| Angelic taunt | ANDY'S COMING! | 
| Angelic taunt | ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL | 
| Angelic taunt | Abandon this arrogance and accept your mortality! | 
| Angelic taunt | After you've scrubbed all the floors in Minetown, THEN we can talk about mercy! | 
| Angelic taunt | Ahh ha. Thought you could hide from me eh? | 
| Angelic taunt | Allah Akbar! | 
| Angelic taunt | Animals have no God! | 
| Angelic taunt | Another farmer. Lamz0r! | 
| Angelic taunt | |
| Angelic taunt | As your predecessor, I should teach you! | 
| Angelic taunt | At least you aren't that Mario guy. He demands I bring him back EVERY SINGLE TIME he dies. | 
| Angelic taunt | BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL! | 
| Angelic taunt | BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOLY SPIRIT!! | 
| Angelic taunt | BULLET GIVEN BY BET-BOY GIVEN BY BET-BOY CAN USE | 
| Angelic taunt | Because we have the spirit not to lose absolutely, whether or no, and... | 
| Angelic taunt | Begone, and do not return! | 
| Angelic taunt | Begone, or I shall taunt you! | 
| Angelic taunt | But he who is unjust is doomed to destruction! | 
| Angelic taunt | Cease, Infidel! | 
| Angelic taunt | Come on, hacker! Fight me like an ANIMAL! | 
| Angelic taunt | Courage and honour! | 
| Angelic taunt | Crazy makes weakened! | 
| Angelic taunt | Depart, thou accursed, into everlasting fire! | 
| Angelic taunt | Die monster, you don't belong in this world! | 
| Angelic taunt | Die, infidel! | 
| Angelic taunt | Die, mortal!" You die... | 
| Angelic taunt | Do I look like a bad guy? | 
| Angelic taunt | Do I look like your guardian angel to you? | 
| Angelic taunt | Do you have a moment to talk about the Random Number God? | 
| Angelic taunt | Don't attack while sleeping! | 
| Angelic taunt | Don't do stupid thing. | 
| Angelic taunt | Don't get too cocky, $playername! | 
| Angelic taunt | Don't make me pop a cap in your ass, $playername! | 
| Angelic taunt | Don't serve the devil! | 
| Angelic taunt | Eat christ chex for salvation! | 
| Angelic taunt | En Taro Adun! | 
| Angelic taunt | En Taro Tassadar! | 
| Angelic taunt | Enemy robot dead ahead. | 
| Angelic taunt | Escaping? I don't think so. | 
| Angelic taunt | Filthy mortal, your life is forfeit! | 
| Angelic taunt | Find the inbreaking man! | 
| Angelic taunt | Foolishness, mortal. Foolishness. | 
| Angelic taunt | Forget it! In any case you were not grasped by the legendary monster. | 
| Angelic taunt | GARBAGE DAY! | 
| Angelic taunt | God power keeps my pimp hand strong! | 
| Angelic taunt | Gotcha! | 
| Angelic taunt | Grosssssuk ssssure ssssays a lot for sssssomeone who doessssn't talk. | 
| Angelic taunt | Ha ha ha! You can never defeat me! | 
| Angelic taunt | Had your soul been worth saving They would not send me. | 
| Angelic taunt | Halt! | 
| Angelic taunt | Halt! You offended against the laws. Serve your fine or die! | 
| Angelic taunt | Hast thee read the book of John? Then I must plunge thy head beneath the | 
| Angelic taunt | Have you heard the good word of the Lord? | 
| Angelic taunt | Hear that, $playername? $dog wants something a bit meatier. | 
| Angelic taunt | Hearken thee unto St. Tux, for he doth still eat fish. | 
| Angelic taunt | Heaven's net is wide, but it lets nothing through. | 
| Angelic taunt | Hold still for your smiting! | 
| Angelic taunt | Holy shit, guys: KIDDIELAND! | 
| Angelic taunt | I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE TRASHY MAN. | 
| Angelic taunt | I am not burdened by any sort of genitals! Jealous you must be! | 
| Angelic taunt | I am the comet! I burn the impure! | 
| Angelic taunt | I am the son of Wind, the child of spirit. | 
| Angelic taunt | I am very disgusted with the trashy man. | 
| Angelic taunt | I can do no wrong, for I know not what wrong is. | 
| Angelic taunt | I cannot allow you to go any further. | 
| Angelic taunt | I find your lack of faith disturbing. | 
| Angelic taunt | I forgot my alignment! | 
| Angelic taunt | I have HAD it with these motherf***ing mortals on this motherf***ing astral plane! | 
| Angelic taunt | I hereby banish you from this game. And life. | 
| Angelic taunt | I let the worldly people understand my grandness! | 
| Angelic taunt | I shall smite thee with my mighty blade! | 
| Angelic taunt | I speak unto the Filth... We will obliterate you filth, just as the lord has commanded! | 
| Angelic taunt | I trained on the road of ultimate! | 
| Angelic taunt | I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee. | 
| Angelic taunt | I was forged from the cold fire of Law, and no mortal in this world today can stand against me. | 
| Angelic taunt | I was there when the first of your kind was made from the dirt, and now I shall return you to it. | 
| Angelic taunt | I will be rude to you if you disturb my work! | 
| Angelic taunt | I will beat you to death! | 
| Angelic taunt | I won't let you get away from me! | 
| Angelic taunt | I'll beat you... with the power of friendship! | 
| Angelic taunt | I'll show you a thing or three. | 
| Angelic taunt | I'll take care of you! | 
| Angelic taunt | I'll tell you why your alignment is hard to play... | 
| Angelic taunt | I'm fucking invinsible! | 
| Angelic taunt | I'm gonna LOVE and TOLERATE the SHIT out of you! | 
| Angelic taunt | I'm gonna dragon-kick your ass into the Milky Way! | 
| Angelic taunt | I'm gonna send your tortured soul to Sovngarde! | 
| Angelic taunt | I'm not defeated by everyone! | 
| Angelic taunt | I'm warning you with peace and love. I have too much to do, so no more fan mail! | 
| Angelic taunt | I've got you now! | 
| Angelic taunt | If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! | 
| Angelic taunt | In spite of the monster, and the coach, only trashy, I will beat down them all. | 
| Angelic taunt | In the end, it has to be this way! | 
| Angelic taunt | In truth, I find your countenance unappealing. | 
| Angelic taunt | Is my hair-clip beautiful? Contest? | 
| Angelic taunt | It is I! Yosh... I mean, an Angel! | 
| Angelic taunt | It's not you, it's me. | 
| Angelic taunt | It's over, lawbreaker! Your little games come to an end now! | 
| Angelic taunt | Join us $playername and we'll forgive thy wrongs | 
| Angelic taunt | Just one more sinner, and I get a promotion! | 
| Angelic taunt | Just what I need to see. $playername. | 
| Angelic taunt | KIDDIELAND! | 
| Angelic taunt | KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! | 
| Angelic taunt | Lawful is easy, I'll show you why! | 
| Angelic taunt | Let me show you my pokemans. My pokemans. Let me show you them. | 
| Angelic taunt | Let's see what you've got! | 
| Angelic taunt | Let's settle our differences in a rational, non-violent way. Okay? | 
| Angelic taunt | Little strawberry me baby! | 
| Angelic taunt | Look at you. You come to this place when you know you are not pure. | 
| Angelic taunt | Mankind ill needs a savior such as you. | 
| Angelic taunt | May the ordure of demons bemire you from heel to crown! | 
| Angelic taunt | May their paths become dark and slippery, and may the angel of the Lord afflict them. | 
| Angelic taunt | May your woes be many, and your days few! | 
| Angelic taunt | Megidolaon! | 
| Angelic taunt | Mortal, the task has fallen upon me to forcibly remove thy head from thy arse! | 
| Angelic taunt | My wrath is upon thee! | 
| Angelic taunt | Nanomachines, son! | 
| Angelic taunt | Now THIS is a fight worthy of God's will! | 
| Angelic taunt | Now your'e making my CRAZY flare up! | 
| Angelic taunt | Now, namusan--! | 
| Angelic taunt | Objection! | 
| Angelic taunt | Oh, no, sir. We prefer doing things our own way. | 
| Angelic taunt | One day I will beat you down, and let you know my strength. | 
| Angelic taunt | Oportet imo semper pura. | 
| Angelic taunt | Per aspera ad astra! | 
| Angelic taunt | Pick a god and pray! | 
| Angelic taunt | Play time is over, $playername! | 
| Angelic taunt | Previous attack has been nullified. | 
| Angelic taunt | Puny mortal, prepare to be executed! | 
| Angelic taunt | Put these foolish ambitions to rest. | 
| Angelic taunt | Red sun setting over paradise... | 
| Angelic taunt | Relax. This shall hurt. | 
| Angelic taunt | Repent, and thou art still fucked! | 
| Angelic taunt | Run, or die! | 
| Angelic taunt | SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP, YES YES!!! | 
| Angelic taunt | Say your prayers, $playername! | 
| Angelic taunt | So you are a trashy people, don't like to exert the utmost strength. It is wasting time purely. | 
| Angelic taunt | Somebody call a medic! | 
| Angelic taunt | Sorry to keep you waiting! | 
| Angelic taunt | Stop right here, criminal scum! | 
| Angelic taunt | Stop right there criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! | 
| Angelic taunt | Submit or be smitten, mortal! | 
| Angelic taunt | Surrender, or die in obscurity! | 
| Angelic taunt | THERE CAN ONLY BE LIGHT! | 
| Angelic taunt | The angel presents a scroll. "It says you're a HERETIC!" | 
| Angelic taunt | The holy being glares at you in contempt... | 
| Angelic taunt | The last girl thou kist wast thy mother! | 
| Angelic taunt | The line must be drawn HERE! | 
| Angelic taunt | The power of christ compels you! | 
| Angelic taunt | The righteous hath a refuge in death -- a pity that thou canst not. | 
| Angelic taunt | The stink of Gehennom is strong upon thee. Turn from thy dark path before thine soul rots! | 
| Angelic taunt | The things that cannot be cut by my blade are next to none! | 
| Angelic taunt | There are two kinds of men in the world, savvy and nosavvy what kind of you? | 
| Angelic taunt | Think of your impending demise my sputa will flow down. | 
| Angelic taunt | This is what happens when you come across a stranger in the Alps! | 
| Angelic taunt | This will be your final battle, $playername! Make your peace and prepare for the end. | 
| Angelic taunt | This will be your final battle. May whatever god you pray to have mercy on you, because I will not. | 
| Angelic taunt | |
| Angelic taunt | Thou deservest nothing but death by mine hand! | 
| Angelic taunt | Thou doest need penance! | 
| Angelic taunt | Time for a little payback! | 
| Angelic taunt | Uh oh! Bad decision, $playername! | 
| Angelic taunt | Uh, you don't get to bring friends. | 
| Angelic taunt | Vnsaw ye door of mine, ye sheriff! | 
| Angelic taunt | WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A FIFTEEN, $playername? YOU WILL SPEND ETERNITY BETWEEN FOURTEEN AND SIXTEEN. | 
| Angelic taunt | Was Wisconsin really that bad? | 
| Angelic taunt | Wash away the anger... | 
| Angelic taunt | We are called 'wintry poplar and willow' to see our might! | 
| Angelic taunt | We will not destroy the tower even if we are crazy. | 
| Angelic taunt | Wei! You can't throw the butt casually! | 
| Angelic taunt | Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! | 
| Angelic taunt | What don't stare me always! | 
| Angelic taunt | Who is your daddy, and what does he do?! | 
| Angelic taunt | YOU DEFY THE LIGHT! | 
| Angelic taunt | YOU SPOONY BARD! | 
| Angelic taunt | You are LESS than nothing! | 
| Angelic taunt | You call yourself a human being. I call you a pain in the butt, that's what I call you. | 
| Angelic taunt | You can't get ye flask! | 
| Angelic taunt | You cannot kill me in a way that matters. | 
| Angelic taunt | You don't affect me. The trashy strolling is an eyesore. | 
| Angelic taunt | You have gained monaters from graduate school, but you are so weak. It's a great pity. | 
| Angelic taunt | You make even the DEVIL CRY! | 
| Angelic taunt | You must have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque... | 
| Angelic taunt | You think you got the ability and diathesis to be a champion? HA! | 
| Angelic taunt | You won't survive, $playername! | 
| Angelic taunt | You worry about your own hide. | 
| Angelic taunt | You're a mean one, $playername. | 
| Angelic taunt | You're dead meat, pal! | 
| Angelic taunt | You're good, but I'm better. | 
| Angelic taunt | You're in my sights! You're going DOWN! | 
| Angelic taunt | You're not getting away that easy! | 
| Angelic taunt | You're not gonna ascend, puny mortal! | 
| Angelic taunt | You? Ascend? Oh, I *really* don't think so. | 
| Angelic taunt | Your call is very important to us. Please continue to hold. | 
| Angelic taunt | Your carcass is mine! | 
| Angelic taunt | Your madness ends here, betrayer! | 
| Angelic taunt | |
| Angelic taunt | lol | 
| Angelic taunt | thou will DIE! | 
| Demonic taunt | "!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" | 
| Demonic taunt | "Beware, I LIVE!" | 
| Demonic taunt | "Crawl is better!" | 
| Demonic taunt | "Existance is suffering. I will end your pain." | 
| Demonic taunt | "FUCKBOI SIGHTED!" | 
| Demonic taunt | "Go fsck yourself!" | 
| Demonic taunt | "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" | 
| Demonic taunt | "Hey there, butterball!" | 
| Demonic taunt | "Hey, hey! Want to get the most bang-for-your-buck? Look up 'Inflation - Rule 34'!" | 
| Demonic taunt | "I am Sinistar. I HUNGER!" | 
| Demonic taunt | "I am something of an evil celebrity in certain circles of The Underwhere..." | 
| Demonic taunt | "I shall make the blood flow like rivers from your veins!" | 
| Demonic taunt | "I'm gonna say the n-word!" | 
| Demonic taunt | "I'm not racist, but..." | 
| Demonic taunt | "Is that how you hold a sword? Come now--pass uncle a blade and we'll spar." | 
| Demonic taunt | "It would be so very DULL if your journey ended so easily... Instead, it ends with...magic!" | 
| Demonic taunt | "Let's dance!" | 
| Demonic taunt | |
| Demonic taunt | "Now, why'd I bother coming up from Gehennom?" | 
| Demonic taunt | "Oh, you dear, ignorant child... You don't know a thing, do you? How charming." | 
| Demonic taunt | "Please, as your game ends, remember it is an honor to have it ended by my talons!" | 
| Demonic taunt | "Qy@!!" | 
| Demonic taunt | "Santa isn't real!" | 
| Demonic taunt | "Save us both the trouble - split thyself in twain! | 
| Demonic taunt | "Save us both the trouble - split thyself in twain!" | 
| Demonic taunt | "Such temper! Your nostrils, they flare out like the hood of a hissing cobra!" | 
| Demonic taunt | "Type Alt-F4." | 
| Demonic taunt | "U mad, bro?" | 
| Demonic taunt | "What, you egg?" | 
| Demonic taunt | "Why genocide mind flayers? They are not interested in gastronomy" | 
| Demonic taunt | "YOU ARE A KIDDYFIDDLER!" | 
| Demonic taunt | "You %&$@ing %&$@tacular %&$@er!! %&$@ the %&$@ off!!" | 
| Demonic taunt | "You are a saucy boy!" | 
| Demonic taunt | "You are a sussy baka!" | 
| Demonic taunt | "You call this a fight? I'll show you a fight... | 
| Demonic taunt | "You will spend the rest of eternity in the foulest corner of The Underwhere!" | 
| Demonic taunt | "Your beloved is cheating with Moloch, mwahahaha!" | 
| Demonic taunt | "Your blows are like tiny jackhammers wielded by tiny, angry road workers!" | 
| Demonic taunt | "Your mother was a succubus - if only you inherited her looks, instead of that kobold of a father!" | 
| Demonic taunt | "~ah, ahn!" | 
| Demonic taunt | $playername ! You're stupid! | 
| Demonic taunt | $playername DRUG BAG FUCK | 
| Demonic taunt | $playername HAVE A PILLORY | 
| Demonic taunt | $playername HUGEBALL BALL FUCK | 
| Demonic taunt | $playername NUMBED CAN'T DO | 
| Demonic taunt | $playername loves the Dark Prince! $playername loves the Dark Prince! | 
| Demonic taunt | $playername needs food badly! | 
| Demonic taunt | $playername! Welcome to die! | 
| Demonic taunt | $playername! Welcome to your doom! | 
| Demonic taunt | $playername, all your powers will be lost! | 
| Demonic taunt | $playername, you dumbass! Start making sense, you rotten $role, or you're gonna be sorry! | 
| Demonic taunt | $playername, your life-force is running out! | 
| Demonic taunt | $role needs food badly! | 
| Demonic taunt | $role, all your powers will be lost! | 
| Demonic taunt | $role, your life-force is running out! | 
| Demonic taunt | *bonk* | 
| Demonic taunt | *laughs at the presence of your micro willy* | 
| Demonic taunt | *more demonic noises* | 
| Demonic taunt | >//.//< You Sussy Baka! >\.\< | 
| Demonic taunt | A CHALENGER IS NEAR! | 
| Demonic taunt | Abandon your foolish quest! All that awaits you is the wrath of my Master. | 
| Demonic taunt | Abi, moleste. | 
| Demonic taunt | Accept the kiss of death! | 
| Demonic taunt | All your skull are belong to us. | 
| Demonic taunt | Alright, I'm taking your ass to Eeby Deeby! | 
| Demonic taunt | Amphion built Thebes, and you can't even kill a Wizard! | 
| Demonic taunt | Are thee a dragon, or is that merely thou foul breath? | 
| Demonic taunt | Astala vista, baby! | 
| Demonic taunt | Avada Kedavra! | 
| Demonic taunt | BRO-CCOLI! CAB-BAGE! AS-PARA-GUS! | 
| Demonic taunt | Become as you behold... | 
| Demonic taunt | Before your were born, I has been together with monsters. | 
| Demonic taunt | Beg for your life, slave! | 
| Demonic taunt | Being demonic is actually fun... There is a position open... Stop fighting and apply for the job! | 
| Demonic taunt | Better to reign in Gehennom than serve in Heaven! | 
| Demonic taunt | Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne! | 
| Demonic taunt | Bow before the great Rodney! | 
| Demonic taunt | |
| Demonic taunt | CAN YOU SMELL, WHAT THE VROCK, IS COOKIN'? | 
| Demonic taunt | COME AT ME BRO | 
| Demonic taunt | Can't touch this! | 
| Demonic taunt | Come join the dark side, we have cookies! | 
| Demonic taunt | Consider yourself lucky you won't live to see Lord Dagon's rebirth! | 
| Demonic taunt | Cry, cry, cry. That's all you're good for! | 
| Demonic taunt | DEHUMANIZE YOUSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED | 
| Demonic taunt | DELETED!! | 
| Demonic taunt | Dawn is breaking. | 
| Demonic taunt | Demons make you lose control. | 
| Demonic taunt | Die, coward! | 
| Demonic taunt | Die, scum! | 
| Demonic taunt | Do you want your possessions identified? | 
| Demonic taunt | Don't you take the drug for me? | 
| Demonic taunt | EN'SSICIBZ EDUDO | 
| Demonic taunt | EXTERMINATE! | 
| Demonic taunt | Er which hole? What droped? Failing thing, serve one right! | 
| Demonic taunt | Eternal darkness cometh unto thou! | 
| Demonic taunt | Ever sucked an imp dick before? | 
| Demonic taunt | Every light must fade, every heart return to darkness! | 
| Demonic taunt | Finally. A boss fight! | 
| Demonic taunt | Fluttershy is best pony! | 
| Demonic taunt | Forsooth! Even in Kingdom of Loathing, thou'd die a perma-death | 
| Demonic taunt | GAH! I... HAVE... FURRY! | 
| Demonic taunt | GAH! I... HAVE... FURY! | 
| Demonic taunt | GHOOOOOOSSST NUUUUUUUUT! (doot) | 
| Demonic taunt | GO AWAY! | 
| Demonic taunt | Get out of here, you nerd! | 
| Demonic taunt | Give it up! You can't win! | 
| Demonic taunt | Give us back our preciousss! | 
| Demonic taunt | Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time! | 
| Demonic taunt | Go away. I am in an angry mood today and I might kill you. Hey! That' a good idea! | 
| Demonic taunt | Go back to playing CoD with all the other 5 year olds! | 
| Demonic taunt | Go home and be a family man! | 
| Demonic taunt | Greetings, I am $playername | 
| Demonic taunt | HAha, N00b! | 
| Demonic taunt | Ha! But you are only a pathetic $role ! | 
| Demonic taunt | Hah, you are not a planeswalker! | 
| Demonic taunt | Heyyyy batta batta swing! | 
| Demonic taunt | Holy shit, guys: KIDDIELAND! | 
| Demonic taunt | Hurry up and die already, I'm hungry! | 
| Demonic taunt | I AM... I AM A MONSTER! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... coach. | 
| Demonic taunt | I HAVE OVERDOSED ON KETAMINE, AND I AM GOING TO DIE! ARARARAR! | 
| Demonic taunt | I MUST BREAK YOU!!! | 
| Demonic taunt | I am your doom! | 
| Demonic taunt | I can make you *pray* for "difficult" | 
| Demonic taunt | I fart in your general direction. | 
| Demonic taunt | I got two words for you: LO - SER! | 
| Demonic taunt | I ground pounded your mom when you weren't looking - hehehe! | 
| Demonic taunt | I have fury! | 
| Demonic taunt | I heard you were sleeping there. | 
| Demonic taunt | I shall bathe in thy blood! I shall taste of they flesh! And than...tea and crumpets we shall have! | 
| Demonic taunt | I shall cut out your heart and show it to you! | 
| Demonic taunt | I smell the blood of an englishman! I shall grind his bones to make my bread! | 
| Demonic taunt | I think I'll torture you for a while. | 
| Demonic taunt | I will headbang to your screams of agony! | 
| Demonic taunt | I will rip you from... ooh, a fire truck! | 
| Demonic taunt | I will sacrifice your soul to Moloch as I have the thousands who came before you! | 
| Demonic taunt | I'll cut you up slowly. | 
| Demonic taunt | I'll make sure you'll never reach the Astral Plane! | 
| Demonic taunt | I'll set Roy Smeding on you! | 
| Demonic taunt | I'm going to tear off your [EFF!] and shove them right on your [EFF!] | 
| Demonic taunt | I'm gonna bust you up REAL good! | 
| Demonic taunt | I'm gonna feast on your dead flesh! | 
| Demonic taunt | I'm... h... a... p... p... y... | 
| Demonic taunt | I've come to make an announcement, $playername is a bitch-ass motherfucker. | 
| Demonic taunt | I've got a present for ya! | 
| Demonic taunt | I, Garland, will knock you all down! | 
| Demonic taunt | IT'S MORBIN' TIME! | 
| Demonic taunt | If I had a zorkmid for every brain you did not have; I'd have one zorkmid. | 
| Demonic taunt | If thou art of such valorous renown, then crush this rock with thy bare hands! | 
| Demonic taunt | |
| Demonic taunt | Is that a unicorn horn, or are you happy to see me? | 
| Demonic taunt | It hurts to be you! | 
| Demonic taunt | It'll be fun to kill you, to take away everything you are, everything you could've been... | 
| Demonic taunt | It's Game Over for your life! | 
| Demonic taunt | It's a livin'! | 
| Demonic taunt | It's pizza time. | 
| Demonic taunt | It's times like this kids like you... should be burning in Hell! | 
| Demonic taunt | Join me, Link, and I will make your face the grrrrrreatest in Koridai! Or else you will DIE!!! | 
| Demonic taunt | Join me, adventurer... or else you will DIE!! | 
| Demonic taunt | KIDDIELAND! | 
| Demonic taunt | Let's be friends. | 
| Demonic taunt | Let's see how you make it with Demogorgon, shall we? | 
| Demonic taunt | Lord Dagon awaits your soul in Oblivion. | 
| Demonic taunt | Maybe it is politically correct to kill the women and minorities first. | 
| Demonic taunt | Maybe it is politically correct to kill the women and minorities first. | 
| Demonic taunt | Maybe it is politically correct to kill the women and minorities first. | 
| Demonic taunt | Meet the gaze of death! | 
| Demonic taunt | Methinks thou art playing Nethack for thy first time. Thine YASD screen shall be glorious to see. | 
| Demonic taunt | Morituri te salutant! | 
| Demonic taunt | Mortal fool! Thy bones shall decorate my sanctum and thy skull shall be my winecup! | 
| Demonic taunt | My Master has ordered me to take you down. | 
| Demonic taunt | NO U | 
| Demonic taunt | NO, JOHN, YOU ARE THE DEMONS! | 
| Demonic taunt | NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE | 
| Demonic taunt | Need a dispenser here! | 
| Demonic taunt | Nevermore! | 
| Demonic taunt | Ni! | 
| Demonic taunt | Now is not the time for fear. That comes later. | 
| Demonic taunt | Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb! | 
| Demonic taunt | Now you will feel true pain! | 
| Demonic taunt | Oh freddled gruntbuggly / Thy micturations are to me / As plurdled gabbleblotchits... | 
| Demonic taunt | Oh, you're approaching me? | 
| Demonic taunt | Om mani padme hm! | 
| Demonic taunt | Omae wa mou shinderu! | 
| Demonic taunt | Only the chosen ones will survive purgatory. | 
| Demonic taunt | Ooh, yeah, shake it, baby! | 
| Demonic taunt | Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wagh'nagl fthagn! | 
| Demonic taunt | Prepare to meet your dim. Oops, I mean doom. | 
| Demonic taunt | REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! | 
| Demonic taunt | RUSH B CYKA BLYAT | 
| Demonic taunt | Rip and tear! Rip and tear thy innards! | 
| Demonic taunt | Rodney's enemy is my enemy. | 
| Demonic taunt | Say that to my face fucker not online, see what happens! | 
| Demonic taunt | Since when were you the one in control? | 
| Demonic taunt | Sleep with this trauma that will leave you sleepless! | 
| Demonic taunt | Soon you will be one of us. | 
| Demonic taunt | Stop moving so I can squash you! | 
| Demonic taunt | Stop sucking so bad at this game! Go read some spoilers! | 
| Demonic taunt | Suck it down! | 
| Demonic taunt | Suck it! | 
| Demonic taunt | Ten years in the joint made you a fuckin' pussy! | 
| Demonic taunt | That's why yo shoes raggedy! | 
| Demonic taunt | That'sss a niccce run you've got going. It would be a sssshame if sssomething were to happen to it. | 
| Demonic taunt | The invisible Demogorgon hits! | 
| Demonic taunt | The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit because it's going on your grave. | 
| Demonic taunt | The shadows betray you, because they belong to me! | 
| Demonic taunt | The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote "Stink, stank, stunk!" | 
| Demonic taunt | The time of your purgatory is drawing near! | 
| Demonic taunt | There's no Flasks of Endless Water in Hell! | 
| Demonic taunt | There's no escape! | 
| Demonic taunt | They call me the Scarlet King for a reason. | 
| Demonic taunt | This is it, Luigi. | 
| Demonic taunt | This is your end, swit! | 
| Demonic taunt | This was not my fight. Or anyones. | 
| Demonic taunt | Those who cross Rodney will die! | 
| Demonic taunt | Thou cannot escape the vigilance of my Master! | 
| Demonic taunt | Thou fightest as if thou were a farmer of dairy! | 
| Demonic taunt | Thou shalt not kill! That's my job! | 
| Demonic taunt | To be honest I find you shallow and pedantic! | 
| Demonic taunt | Too bad Dad's not here to see ya fail! | 
| Demonic taunt | U BR? HUEHUEHUEHUEH | 
| Demonic taunt | |
| Demonic taunt | Unlimited POWER!!!!! | 
| Demonic taunt | Vanish into dark! | 
| Demonic taunt | WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS! | 
| Demonic taunt | Wait, you are still here $playername ? Must not have anything better to do in your life, eh? | 
| Demonic taunt | We are evil loathsom torturers and mailmen... apperently. | 
| Demonic taunt | Well, aren't we special! | 
| Demonic taunt | What are you!? | 
| Demonic taunt | What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets! | 
| Demonic taunt | What kind of loser has the time to make it this far? After I kill you, get a life! | 
| Demonic taunt | Where is your God now? | 
| Demonic taunt | Who is it to the end? Why to make the thing? | 
| Demonic taunt | YOU DARE BRING LIGHT INTO MY LAIR?! YOU MUST DIE! | 
| Demonic taunt | YOU'RE READY FOR CBT | 
| Demonic taunt | Yeah, keep the change kid. | 
| Demonic taunt | Yo momma's so fat, she's stupid! | 
| Demonic taunt | You WISH you could be my cocksleeve! | 
| Demonic taunt | You ain't from Gehennom if you never done this befo'! | 
| Demonic taunt | You ain't gotta tell me, I know this pussy be yankin'. | 
| Demonic taunt | You are a mentally lumpish pain in the arse! | 
| Demonic taunt | You are an explicitly recycled marketing person! | 
| Demonic taunt | You are too late to save the child. Now you'll join him - in hell. | 
| Demonic taunt | You challenging me?! | 
| Demonic taunt | You chose... poorly. | 
| Demonic taunt | You do realize that you are going to die in turns time , moron. | 
| Demonic taunt | You fight like a dairy farmer! | 
| Demonic taunt | You fight like a girl called Frankenstein! | 
| Demonic taunt | You fight like a lame slug! | 
| Demonic taunt | You frog-eating surrender monkey! | 
| Demonic taunt | You have no chance to survive make your time. | 
| Demonic taunt | You n'wah! | 
| Demonic taunt | You should see me play Pictionary. | 
| Demonic taunt | You thought satan worked alone? | 
| Demonic taunt | You will die now! | 
| Demonic taunt | You will die, just like your father! | 
| Demonic taunt | You will suffer eternally! | 
| Demonic taunt | You'll be seeing your dad soon, $playername! | 
| Demonic taunt | You'll be sorry you crossed me! | 
| Demonic taunt | You'll never defeat Rodney! | 
| Demonic taunt | You're gonna bleed! | 
| Demonic taunt | You're not Alexander! | 
| Demonic taunt | You're not welcome here! | 
| Demonic taunt | You're weak, just like the gods you pray to. | 
| Demonic taunt | You've got no chance! No chance in hell! | 
| Demonic taunt | Your blood is dilithium to me. | 
| Demonic taunt | Your broken corpse will taste delicious lightly seasoned with nutmeg! | 
| Demonic taunt | Your corpse will stink like a heap of shit! | 
| Demonic taunt | Your daddy screamed REAL good before he died! | 
| Demonic taunt | Your father was hamster and your mother smells of elderberries | 
| Demonic taunt | Your inside is made of mud! | 
| Demonic taunt | Your mama's so stupid, she plays RuneScape! | 
| Demonic taunt | Your mom suck me good and hard through my jorts. | 
| Demonic taunt | Your mommy cannot bake! | 
| Demonic taunt | Your mother was a gully dwarf! | 
| Demonic taunt | Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! | 
| Demonic taunt | Your scream reminds me of your mother last night! | 
| Demonic taunt | Your suffering is gonna end now! | 
| Demonic taunt | Your waifu's trash. | 
| Demonic taunt | dluow uoy ekil ot ees emos tros fo noitacifitnedi!? | 
| Demonic taunt | do you wanna have a BAD TOM? | 
| Demonic taunt | gg, git fked, lul. | 
| Demonic taunt | lol | 
| Demonic taunt | nomed eht yb dellik gnitteg trats dna siht gnidaer potS | 
| Demonic taunt | ~AaaAah... | 
| Demonic taunt | ~Yubi Yubi | 
| Demonic taunt | |
| False rumor | "Hey there, butterball!" | 
| False rumor | "Sans" is the easiest enemy. His attacks only deal 1 damage. | 
| False rumor | "They," whoever they may be, talks an awful lot for someone with so little to say... | 
| False rumor | "This message is a lie." Your brain aches and burns! | 
| False rumor | "make a diplomacy check" *rolls a one* "toutch that chicken thingy without gloves" | 
| False rumor | #techniques | 
| False rumor | $playername ... I remember You're Fortunes... | 
| False rumor | $playername did nothing wrong. | 
| False rumor | $playername panicked and dropped 12000 zorkmids... | 
| False rumor | +17 the Nothingbane is better than +24 Doomrist | 
| False rumor | +39 helm of sun as good as +16 sword of killing | 
| False rumor | ... there's nothing written here. It's just a blank piece of paper. What a rip off! | 
| False rumor | ...it's blank. | 
| False rumor | 1) put oil on the ship 2) ship doesn't sink | 
| False rumor | 69 | 
| False rumor | A +3 blade will never dull when engraving. | 
| False rumor | A fire elemental can eat anything wooden. | 
| False rumor | A giant named Andre could help with unarmed combat. | 
| False rumor | A glass golem can be tamed with a fair bit of ale. | 
| False rumor | A good planeswalker always stocks up on land ... Wait, this ain't Magic: The Gathering! | 
| False rumor | A good planeswalker always uses well built decks ... Wait, this ain't Magic: The Gathering! | 
| False rumor | A good planeswalker never uses life stupidly ... Wait, this ain't Magic: The Gathering! | 
| False rumor | A quantum mechanic is less than its components | 
| False rumor | A rusty blade does extra damage to non poison-resistant opponents. | 
| False rumor | A sage knows scrolls. | 
| False rumor | A secret ritual must be performed if you wish to worship a different God. | 
| False rumor | A tin opener is very effective against iron golems! | 
| False rumor | A wizard knows wands. | 
| False rumor | ASK AGAIN LATER | 
| False rumor | ASS SNORT THE HEROIN, PLEB! | 
| False rumor | Actually, the crowbar snaps in two | 
| False rumor | All gems look like worthless glass at a distance. Even dilithium. | 
| False rumor | All hail the Virtual Boy! | 
| False rumor | Always kick down a shop door, even if it is unlocked. It makes you look charismatic. | 
| False rumor | An earth elemental can eat rocks for HP. | 
| False rumor | An obvious lesbian will bring great news, and a grand piano will fall on you. | 
| False rumor | An unlit candle frightens no monkeys. | 
| False rumor | And the power star was in Bowser's ass all along, $playername. | 
| False rumor | Angels wear jackets. Fairies wear boots. | 
| False rumor | April Fools. | 
| False rumor | Attacking the Chromatic dragon results in YASD. | 
| False rumor | BUT THEN WHO WAS PHONE? | 
| False rumor | Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity. | 
| False rumor | Batterī san kanchō o shita koto ga arimasu ka? | 
| False rumor | Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice | 
| False rumor | Beware of orbisculation when eating oranges | 
| False rumor | Beware of orbisulation when eating oranges! | 
| False rumor | Beware of the man who speaks in hands. | 
| False rumor | Bite on more than you chew | 
| False rumor | Break a mirror. Shards bring good luck. | 
| False rumor | CLOWN-DOG SHOW TIME CLAP CLAP | 
| False rumor | Caleb Acree sucks at nethack! | 
| False rumor | Caution: Potions of Invisibility may cause premature beard growth. | 
| False rumor | Charisma is the most important stat. | 
| False rumor | Chests may contain hidden compartments which only the correct key will open. | 
| False rumor | Chingy never existed. ~~Illuminati Conspiracy 666~~ | 
| False rumor | Cockatrice is a rare delicacy, if you know how to remove the stoning glands. | 
| False rumor | Cockatrices are tasty! | 
| False rumor | Cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie starts with c! | 
| False rumor | Cornered? Try engraving Elf Breath. | 
| False rumor | DON'T OPEN IT | 
| False rumor | DON'T PANIC | 
| False rumor | Dagger is great weapon | 
| False rumor | Dare to be stupid! | 
| False rumor | Demon lords like gold. If you meet a peaceful one, throw gold at it! | 
| False rumor | Did you know that the Gnome King also has a Beer Garden...? | 
| False rumor | Digdug was a chimpanzee in malaysia. | 
| False rumor | |
| False rumor | Do NOT cross the beams | 
| False rumor | Do a barrel roll! | 
| False rumor | Do not taunt the gazebo | 
| False rumor | Do the exact opposite of what the next fortune cookie says and upload it to YouTube. | 
| False rumor | Dodongo dislikes smoke. | 
| False rumor | Don't be afraid of minotaurs; they're more bark than bite. | 
| False rumor | Don't forget to order more Fortune Cookies at 1-800-FORTUNE | 
| False rumor | Don't leave the house today. | 
| False rumor | Don't look into the Death star, or you will die. | 
| False rumor | Don't make lemonade. | 
| False rumor | Don't pickup keys until you find the shop on this floor. | 
| False rumor | Don't stand right in front of doors! That's where the traps hit. | 
| False rumor | Don't worry about the Amulet, get more fortune cookies! | 
| False rumor | Down here, you'll float too! | 
| False rumor | Duas tantum res anxius optat, panem et circenses. | 
| False rumor | Dudley's Advice #101: Newts are friends. | 
| False rumor | Eating death corpse can make you resistant to death | 
| False rumor | Eating dessert before dinner? Shame on you... | 
| False rumor | Eating span mail will get you far! | 
| False rumor | Egging a shop will cost you your luck! | 
| False rumor | Endermen won't attack you if you never examine them | 
| False rumor | Engage the camera, motherfucker! | 
| False rumor | Engraving with your rings will ruin their value! | 
| False rumor | Error: All messages dispensed. | 
| False rumor | Everybody likes items with fancy names. Name yours today! | 
| False rumor | Everyone who runs is a priest of Moloch. Everyone who doesn't is a well-trained pries of Moloch. | 
| False rumor | FRESH OATS... FRESH OATS... | 
| False rumor | Food rations? Only 900 zorkmids. | 
| False rumor | Fortnite is better than Nethack | 
| False rumor | Fortune Cookie Core is not defective. | 
| False rumor | Fortune Cookie Core is very handsome and his insights are relevant | 
| False rumor | Fortune cookies don't have any calories to them! | 
| False rumor | Foxes don't bark. | 
| False rumor | Fuck, where did I leave my car keys - Mike | 
| False rumor | GAME OVER - FISSION MAILED | 
| False rumor | Gelatinous cubes get an extra point of nutrition from fortune cookies (mmm, paper!) | 
| False rumor | General failure. (A)bort/(R)etry/(F)ail? | 
| False rumor | Genocide floor. Get Amulet of Yendor. Eat tin of baked beans. Ascend. | 
| False rumor | Genociding h when you are a dwarf will make you ascend. | 
| False rumor | Give my regards to the next fortune cookie you eat. | 
| False rumor | Glass Guon Stones have no synergies | 
| False rumor | Gods are offended by those who polymorph themselves too often. | 
| False rumor | Grave digging can be a good road to wealth | 
| False rumor | Hammer away at that spam nail! | 
| False rumor | Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? | 
| False rumor | Have you gone to Xiaojin? Many changes in elf center frighten you? | 
| False rumor | Having a hard time against Demogorgon? Try zapping him with a wand of death | 
| False rumor | He will probably kill you now, violently. | 
| False rumor | He will probably kill you now. | 
| False rumor | Help! I am being held captive in a fortune cookie factory! | 
| False rumor | Her name is Caroline | 
| False rumor | Here lies Albert the... Oh no, this is a fortune cookie. | 
| False rumor | Hey, at least it's not crack. | 
| False rumor | Hope leaves nothing but a bitter aftertaste behind when it breaks. Not if, when. | 
| False rumor | How IS babby made? | 
| False rumor | How can you have your pudding if you don't eat your meat? | 
| False rumor | I AM ERROR | 
| False rumor | I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER! | 
| False rumor | I have a secret, but I won't tell you! | 
| False rumor | I heard that cockatrice corpses can't stone you if they're tinned. | 
| False rumor | |
| False rumor | I know something you don't! | 
| False rumor | I know what you did last summer... | 
| False rumor | I like corm. | 
| False rumor | I like your dress, it looks lovely! | 
| False rumor | I think this cookie might NOT be from China. Funny, huh? | 
| False rumor | I would never lie to you... | 
| False rumor | I'm a song from the sixties. | 
| False rumor | I'm sorry, but the princess is in another dungeon! | 
| False rumor | IN BED! BAHAH! | 
| False rumor | If an Active Seed is defeated, it will need to rest overnight before you can call upon it again. | 
| False rumor | If it looks like fruit juice and tastes like fruit juice... it is fruit juice. | 
| False rumor | If you can control a sandestin, you can learn unlimited spells. | 
| False rumor | If you die in the game, you die for real! | 
| False rumor | If you eat a turtle corpse, you can swim. | 
| False rumor | If you engrave something with a wand of wishing, you add charges to it. | 
| False rumor | If you forgive Deneb, you can't get the best ending. | 
| False rumor | If you genocide you own race, demonkind will befriend you forever. | 
| False rumor | If you kick a sink enough, something good might pop out | 
| False rumor | If you like Sokoban, try a Sokoban game! | 
| False rumor | If you like Sokoban, wait until you find the Minesweeper level! | 
| False rumor | If you like Sokoban, wait until you find the Sudoku level! | 
| False rumor | If you listen closely, you can still hear Amy throwing a tantrum about Hardfought to this day. | 
| False rumor | If you want bacon, gut a kop! | 
| False rumor | If you wish hard enough, you can get pants. | 
| False rumor | If you're a scammer and the person you're calling shouts "pingel," just give up now. | 
| False rumor | If your name is Barack Obama, you won't be bothered by mindflayers | 
| False rumor | Ii Ma, the warden, keeps the place without recourse. | 
| False rumor | In this world, it's kill or BE killed!" You see here a smiling flower. | 
| False rumor | Instead of trying to ascend, why not take a break and do something productive? | 
| False rumor | Intelligence is easy to abuse. | 
| False rumor | It is now safe to turn off your computer. | 
| False rumor | It is said that a stitch in time saves limes. | 
| False rumor | It is said that all our ideas failed. | 
| False rumor | It is said that doing science will allow you to be still alive. | 
| False rumor | It is said that silence is a better idea | 
| False rumor | It is said that there are no adventurers allowed. | 
| False rumor | It is said that there are no hats anymore. | 
| False rumor | It is said there is a spirit in the forest. | 
| False rumor | It just works. | 
| False rumor | It won't be enough. | 
| False rumor | It's Okay to Leave A Dog in a Hot Car | 
| False rumor | It's a secret to everybody. | 
| False rumor | J. S. has checked in and requested tea with sugar. My brother sends his regards. | 
| False rumor | Jane, will you marry me? | 
| False rumor | Jet fuel can't melt steel beams | 
| False rumor | Just Monika | 
| False rumor | Katanas and fedoras go hand-in-hand down here, m'lady! | 
| False rumor | Kernel panic: [kpolld/1] unhandled interrupt on irq/15, dumping memory... | 
| False rumor | Knives are the deadliest weapons one could ask for. | 
| False rumor | Krakens have a 1/128 chance of dropping the Gutsy Bat. | 
| False rumor | LIMES HAS NO IONGRTEGRTIOY^T RT | 
| False rumor | Lawful gods love dogs. Dead ones. | 
| False rumor | Learn Chinese: Rice | 
| False rumor | Lembas. Euugh! Poison! | 
| False rumor | Liquid fire is better than the real thing. | 
| False rumor | Living light brings bad luck! | 
| False rumor | Loadstones make for great sling bullets! | 
| False rumor | Looking for Fiersome, sealed beneath the earth? Did you notice your barn only expands downward? | 
| False rumor | Looks like we're in for some rain. | 
| False rumor | Lucky numbers: 10-14-15-28-56 | 
| False rumor | MANY YEARS AGO PRINCE DARKNESS "GANNON" STOLE ONE OF THE TRIFORCE WITH POWER | 
| False rumor | Make sure to destroy any heathen altars you find. | 
| False rumor | My other job is putting djinn in magic lamps. | 
| False rumor | My rat in a can came in a CAN! | 
| False rumor | Need more pets? Talk to a giant named Andre! | 
| False rumor | NetHack 3.5.0 is out! nethack.org | 
| False rumor | NetHack 3.5.0 released! http://www.nethack.org | 
| False rumor | NetHack is impossible | 
| False rumor | Nethack 3.5 will be released soon. | 
| False rumor | Nethack is an online game, you dope. | 
| False rumor | Nethack is love. Nethack is life. | 
| False rumor | Nethack. Nethack never changes. | 
| False rumor | Never go with the odds. | 
| False rumor | Never order spooky spaghetti! | 
| False rumor | No daemons here! | 
| False rumor | Nothing but strikes at Mid-World Lanes! | 
| False rumor | Oiled cockatrice is a delicacy in some places. | 
| False rumor | Oldthinkers unbellyfeel Ingsoc | 
| False rumor | On the way to Duanye Isles, bad child will be bought here. | 
| False rumor | Oops, wrong message! | 
| False rumor | Open for inventory | 
| False rumor | People die when they are killed. | 
| False rumor | Pets lose loyalty if they are not fed frequently. | 
| False rumor | Placing a dilithium crystal in your warp drive will cause you to shoot off into space. | 
| False rumor | Polymorph traps let you reflect your inner beauty. | 
| False rumor | Polymorphing a fortune cookie will change its fortune. | 
| False rumor | Press 'B' to Blow | 
| False rumor | Press A, B and Z together for the nude code. | 
| False rumor | Pro wrestling is fake. | 
| False rumor | Protip: get rekt | 
| False rumor | Quen ant is hardest 'a' monster in NetHack | 
| False rumor | Rat king is hardest rat | 
| False rumor | Rawr, X3. What's this? *notices your bulge* | 
| False rumor | Read your children a scroll of punishment. | 
| False rumor | Reading scroll names carefully may have identification purposes... if we hadn't upgraded to 3.4.3. | 
| False rumor | Relying on straw golems in your arguments abuses wisdom. | 
| False rumor | Remember the basics of CQC | 
| False rumor | Roni is life! | 
| False rumor | Roni is life. | 
| False rumor | Search for the sword of luck & pluck | 
| False rumor | See cookie for secrets of the Universe. | 
| False rumor | See thing. Hit thing with sword. Repeat. It is infallible. | 
| False rumor | Serve thee not the devil, for he is a lousy tipper. | 
| False rumor | Shopkeepers will only sell artifact weapons to those they truly trust. | 
| False rumor | Snape killed Dumbledore. | 
| False rumor | Snape kills Dumbledore | 
| False rumor | Some say the corpse of a chickatrice tastes like Wraith meat. | 
| False rumor | Someone set us up the bomb! | 
| False rumor | Someone set us up the bomb. | 
| False rumor | Spam is delicious if you're gelatinous - my cube lives off that stuff! | 
| False rumor | Spam mail tastes like cheap meat. | 
| False rumor | Spam mail tastes much better fried - try it! | 
| False rumor | Spammer demon can throw junk mail to you | 
| False rumor | Spikes are only poisoned when you're not immune. | 
| False rumor | Spreading poison all over yourself will prevent monsters from trying to eat you. | 
| False rumor | Stan is not what he seems. | 
| False rumor | Stasis is ice. | 
| False rumor | Stilettos are great for instakilling dangerous monsters! | 
| False rumor | Summon nasties? Doesn't hold a candle to summoning VIDEO nasties! | 
| False rumor | TVTropes are not addicting at all. | 
| False rumor | Taking arrows to the knee is very healthy. | 
| False rumor | Telesto is besto | 
| False rumor | Thank you $playername but the Amulet is in another dungeon! | 
| False rumor | That say that if you change alignment you can always change back. | 
| False rumor | That shopkeeper overcharged you for this cookie. | 
| False rumor | That was delicious! | 
| False rumor | That wasn't a cookie. That was a time-release blood packet. | 
| False rumor | That wasn't beef. | 
| False rumor | |
| False rumor | The 40th level is death. | 
| False rumor | The Amulet of Yendor is not as far away as you may think. | 
| False rumor | The Amulet of Yendor is not real. Offering it will blow you up! | 
| False rumor | The Chromatic Dragon is nice once you get to know her. | 
| False rumor | The Well of Wishes awaits in the Crypt of Decay! | 
| False rumor | The Wizard of Yendor exists in multiple dimensions simultaneously. | 
| False rumor | The activisitors don't visit the dungeon anymore in protest of the DISGUSTING conditions. | 
| False rumor | |
| False rumor | The cheat code to get into the Castle is UUDDLRLRBA | 
| False rumor | The fortune cookie doesn't seem to go down well. You vomit! -More- | 
| False rumor | The fortune cookie mimic hits! You die... | 
| False rumor | The gods can be fooled with a fake amulet of Yendor. | 
| False rumor | The gods dislike revealers of secrets; only cursed things will always speak truth. | 
| False rumor | The invisible Demogorgon hits! You die... --More-- | 
| False rumor | The meal wasn't chicken. | 
| False rumor | The owls are not what they seem. | 
| False rumor | The succubuses obey rule 34. | 
| False rumor | The tower is built for pocket monsters to practise buddhism. | 
| False rumor | The world is burning... run... | 
| False rumor | The world is quiet here... | 
| False rumor | There are other worlds than these. | 
| False rumor | There are two ways to mount a centaur. | 
| False rumor | There is a powerful artifact hidden somewhere on this level. | 
| False rumor | There is a secret room with +99 dragonscale armor. The entrance is disguised as a lava pit | 
| False rumor | There's a bomb in the lasagna! | 
| False rumor | There's a helpful bear on the 28th floor. | 
| False rumor | They say Crawl is better than NetHack. | 
| False rumor | They say NetHack is better than Crawl. | 
| False rumor | They say a monk that drinks a potion of booze will become a better fighter. | 
| False rumor | They say dogs will not eat lizard corpses. | 
| False rumor | They say eating cockatrices like swallowing viagra pill | 
| False rumor | They say heels are the weapon of choice for developers with massive egos and little skill. | 
| False rumor | They say it's still just nothing but a man's world. | 
| False rumor | They say it's very pleasant to #sit on the vibrating square | 
| False rumor | They say killing a gecko often yields a gecko hide, which can be sold of hundreds of zorkmids. | 
| False rumor | They say man is the warmest place to hide. | 
| False rumor | They say monster corpses taste better with ketchup. | 
| False rumor | They say only an Earthmate can cast Omni Gate. | 
| False rumor | They say that "They" can never be trusted. | 
| False rumor | They say that 43% of statistics are made up on the spot | 
| False rumor | They say that Angband is better than NetHack. | 
| False rumor | They say that Dick Dale's hands are so strong, he can play the Golden Gate Bridge like a harp. | 
| False rumor | |
| False rumor | They say that Manny knows what he's talking about. | 
| False rumor | They say that Minecraft is better than nethack | 
| False rumor | They say that Minecraft is free to play | 
| False rumor | They say that NetHack is better than Angband. | 
| False rumor | They say that SCP-682 is very nice | 
| False rumor | They say that a Fortune Cookie never lies. | 
| False rumor | They say that a Valkyrie can't cast spells. | 
| False rumor | They say that a bear trap can only catch bears. | 
| False rumor | They say that a cockatrice can't hurt you if you don't see it. | 
| False rumor | They say that a cockatrice's touch is always deadly. | 
| False rumor | They say that a cursed scroll of teleportation takes you nowhere. | 
| False rumor | They say that a knight in grey could be your best friend. | 
| False rumor | They say that a loadstone can help you find your way. | 
| False rumor | They say that a naga is just a big snake. | 
| False rumor | They say that a pit viper will never fall in a pit. | 
| False rumor | They say that a rust monster will not reach your helmet. | 
| False rumor | They say that a spellbook of genocide makes your life a lot easier. | 
| False rumor | They say that a touchstone makes it easy to find danger. | 
| False rumor | They say that a tsunami might drown you on the Plane of Water. | 
| False rumor | They say that applying an acid blob corpse on your wounds when confused really, really stings. | 
| False rumor | They say that assembling the corpse parts will bring you great fortune. | 
| False rumor | They say that bears have love affairs, and even camels. | 
| False rumor | They say that beartraps, foocubi, and potions of confusion are a good combination. | 
| False rumor | They say that being drunk makes you more attractive. | 
| False rumor | They say that breaking a wand of wishing may give you extra wishes | 
| False rumor | They say that by digging down next to pools of lava, you might reveal some secrets. | 
| False rumor | They say that carrying uncursed loadstones will raise your strength to 18/** | 
| False rumor | They say that chickatrices are not as deadly as cockatrices. | 
| False rumor | They say that civilized people should not eat horses. | 
| False rumor | They say that cockatrice corpses provide stoning resistance. | 
| False rumor | They say that cockatrice tastes like chicken. | 
| False rumor | They say that dilithium crystals can be used to cast warp drive. | 
| False rumor | They say that double clicking where you want to travel makes you go faster. | 
| False rumor | They say that drinking a potion of oil will make you smarter. | 
| False rumor | They say that each of the Planes has a Crystal you must destroy. | 
| False rumor | They say that eating a dead cockatrice can save you from turning to stone. | 
| False rumor | They say that eating a lich could improve your self-control. | 
| False rumor | They say that eating a stalker can make you blind. | 
| False rumor | They say that eels may know the way to victory. | 
| False rumor | They say that elves will respect the name of Elbereth. | 
| False rumor | They say that engraving 'Gullible' will protect you from monsters. | 
| False rumor | They say that hitting a gecko with a credit card can save you 15% or more on car insurance. | 
| False rumor | They say that hitting a golem with a rubber chicken is a clever move | 
| False rumor | They say that if you can survive eating Medusa's corpse, that snakes will fear you. | 
| False rumor | They say that if you hit yourself with the Vorpal Blade, you might get an extra head. | 
| False rumor | They say that incubi make great mounts. | 
| False rumor | They say that killing Vlad with an iron chain, then eating his body, grants you life saving | 
| False rumor | They say that land mines can be made into time bombs. | 
| False rumor | They say that naming a weapon gives it superpowers. | 
| False rumor | They say that nethack is better than Minecraft | 
| False rumor | They say that no one really subscribes to rec.games.roguelike.nethack. | 
| False rumor | They say that nymph corpses cure all ills! | 
| False rumor | They say that one must drink water regularly to survive. | 
| False rumor | They say that one with a rank level of 3 and is chaotic can get Flamebane easily. | 
| False rumor | They say that only a knight can wield Excalibur. | 
| False rumor | They say that shopkeepers are very weak... | 
| False rumor | They say that shopkeepers will never buy stolen goods. | 
| False rumor | They say that soldier ants live in military barracks. | 
| False rumor | They say that stepping on a polymorph trap twice will change you back. | 
| False rumor | They say that succubi make great mounts. | 
| False rumor | They say that the Amulet is in another castle. | 
| False rumor | They say that the Dungeons of Doom are quite dangerous. | 
| False rumor | They say that the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch can be used to slay any monster. | 
| False rumor | They say that the Oracle always carries a wand of wishing. | 
| False rumor | They say that the Palantir of Westernesse is a very powerful artifact. | 
| False rumor | They say that the Plane of Earth often has earthquakes. | 
| False rumor | They say that the Wizard of Yendor cannot be harmed by any mortal weapon. | 
| False rumor | They say that the blessed Sled of Kane can help the rosebuds blossom. | 
| False rumor | They say that the magic word is "XYZZY" | 
| False rumor | They say that the owlbear wants just a hug. | 
| False rumor | They say that the sky is black too... | 
| False rumor | They say that the wizard of Yendor is weak against wooden sticks... | 
| False rumor | They say that there is a djinni inside a wand of wishing. | 
| False rumor | They say that there is a magical volcano on the Plane of Fire. | 
| False rumor | They say that they satisfied your mother last night. | 
| False rumor | They say that turnips do not spoil if you leave them on tables. | 
| False rumor | They say that two bags of holding are better than one. | 
| False rumor | They say that unicorn horns can't be polymorphed. | 
| False rumor | They say that uranium wands are radioactive. | 
| False rumor | They say that xorns make poor companions. | 
| False rumor | They say that you can eat the Amulet of Yendor to slay the Hermit. | 
| False rumor | They say that you can't make holy water without an altar. | 
| False rumor | They say that you should always trust fortune cookies | 
| False rumor | They say that you should ask the Oracle about woodchucks. | 
| False rumor | They say that you should bring a vuvuzela with you to Fort Ludios | 
| False rumor | They say that you should drop the Amulet of Yendor into molten lava to make it even more powerful. | 
| False rumor | They say that you should never meet with a succubus. Who knows where they've been down there?... | 
| False rumor | They say that you should pick up a loadstone if you see one. | 
| False rumor | They say that you shouldn't mount a succubus without protection. | 
| False rumor | They say the Escape spell works even when you are sealed. | 
| False rumor | They say the Pick-axe of Anhur is essential for large-scale digs. | 
| False rumor | They say the bridge guardian has no patience for uncertainty. | 
| False rumor | They say the cake is a lie | 
| False rumor | They say the more luckstones you have, the better. | 
| False rumor | They say there are four elemental dragon gods: Terrable, Fiersome, Aquaticus, and Ventuswill. | 
| False rumor | They say things about you. | 
| False rumor | They say you can break a wand of light to get a certain "edge". | 
| False rumor | They say you can make potions of oil by mixing water and acid. | 
| False rumor | They say you can trade glass trinkets for something nice. | 
| False rumor | They say you can usually craft three more items after running out of Rune Points. | 
| False rumor | They say you should only sacrifice a unicorn on an altar of its own alignment. | 
| False rumor | They say you used to need specialized tools to milk a Buffamoo. | 
| False rumor | This ain't it, Chief. | 
| False rumor | This fortune cookie was blessed. | 
| False rumor | This is a secret to everybody | 
| False rumor | This is a true rumor | 
| False rumor | |
| False rumor | This isnt a rumor | 
| False rumor | This rumor is not Imbaru | 
| False rumor | This rumor isn't true. | 
| False rumor | This rumor tells the truth | 
| False rumor | This sentence is false. | 
| False rumor | This sentence is true. | 
| False rumor | This statement is false! | 
| False rumor | This statement is false. | 
| False rumor | Throwing steel balls trains the Spin skill. | 
| False rumor | To barrel roll, press Z or R twice! | 
| False rumor | To cast spells, you must first teach your pet how to read spellbooks. | 
| False rumor | To enter wizard mode, name yourself NARPAS SWORD ! | 
| False rumor | To get the Grail, you have to defeat Luvalon without using tarot cards or running away. | 
| False rumor | Trip hates melons. | 
| False rumor | Trololololololololololololol | 
| False rumor | Trololololololololololololololololol | 
| False rumor | Truth is a funny thing | 
| False rumor | Try spinning, that's a good trick! | 
| False rumor | |
| False rumor | Ulch - that fortune cookie was tainted! You feel deathly sick. | 
| False rumor | Use the force, you... | 
| False rumor | Use the magic marker to mark the spot. | 
| False rumor | User is not in sudoers file. This incident will be reported. | 
| False rumor | Using laser cats while drunk is always a bad idea. | 
| False rumor | Vlad is a hard enemy, even aristotle3 dies from him | 
| False rumor | WARNING: Objects on screen may be closer than they appear | 
| False rumor | Wand of polymorph + 1000 fortune cookies = paper golem. Try it! | 
| False rumor | Want Rodney gone for good? Well, how would you deal with a pesky troll? | 
| False rumor | Want a new bit of text for your T-shirt? Zap it with a wand of polymorph! | 
| False rumor | Watame did nothing wrong. | 
| False rumor | We need to talk about fifty-five. | 
| False rumor | Werenewt hit harder than werelichen | 
| False rumor | Wereshopkeeper can bite you | 
| False rumor | What's your hair all about? | 
| False rumor | When in trouble, when in doubt; run in circles, scream and shout. | 
| False rumor | When you pinch Wendy's Pennies, They Pinch Back. | 
| False rumor | When you're happy, you enjoy the music. When you're sad, you undestand the lyrics. | 
| False rumor | |
| False rumor | |
| False rumor | Who knows what effect this mysterious liquid will have on your body? | 
| False rumor | Who was that maud person anyway? | 
| False rumor | Who's "they", and why do they say so much? | 
| False rumor | Why SO fussy all the time? | 
| False rumor | Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food? | 
| False rumor | YOU CANNOT HANDLE THE TRUTH! | 
| False rumor | YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD! - James Rolfe | 
| False rumor | YY? ? Y-?!! ??X? ??X?!! ??C???X??!! ?? ??? ?????? | 
| False rumor | Yasu is the real culprit! | 
| False rumor | You always were a kidder, Steve... | 
| False rumor | You are clown of the week. | 
| False rumor | You are so hosed! Escape now and call it a draw! | 
| False rumor | You are totally going to win this time! | 
| False rumor | You can only find diamond ore a z-lelels less than- No wait, wrong game. | 
| False rumor | You can only get the #1 score if you change your name to AAA. | 
| False rumor | You can slide freely everywhere want to buy bike, go to miracle bike store | 
| False rumor | You can't break an artifact with a lock, you know. | 
| False rumor | You can't have tea and no tea! That's preposterous! | 
| False rumor | You can't open a lock with a credit card - they changed the locks. | 
| False rumor | You cannot grasp the true form of this rumor... $playername... | 
| False rumor | You cannot grasp the true form of this rumor... n e s s . . . | 
| False rumor | You choke on the fortune cookie. You choke! You die.. ==More== | 
| False rumor | You could already be dead! | 
| False rumor | You die... | 
| False rumor | You fancy yourself a warrior? | 
| False rumor | You feel a change coming over you. | 
| False rumor | You feel foolish! You haven't been paying attention. | 
| False rumor | You feel like someone is helping you | 
| False rumor | You find kitten! Way to go, robot! | 
| False rumor | You have nice breasts... | 
| False rumor | You just got scammed out of a funny message. | 
| False rumor | You just wasted five seconds of your life reading this false rumor. | 
| False rumor | You know what they say: all toasters toast toast! | 
| False rumor | You musn't bite the table. | 
| False rumor | You must OPEN the no-ghost before you USE the no-ghost... | 
| False rumor | You must be the great... HERO ...impersonator! | 
| False rumor | You should continue eating fortune cookies. | 
| False rumor | You smell. :) | 
| False rumor | You will ascend to demigodhood on this game | 
| False rumor | You will die in 1289 turns. | 
| False rumor | You will find your fortune in lava. | 
| False rumor | You'll ne'er be vanquish'd 'til Birnam wood comes to Dunsinane | 
| False rumor | You're not a clown - you're the entire circus! | 
| False rumor | You're playing it wrong. Give me the controller. | 
| False rumor | Your free trial on rumors has expired, buy a subscription for 300 zorkmids today only. | 
| False rumor | Your future will be in close contact ... in bed. | 
| False rumor | Your god will forgive you for cannibalism as long as you don't know that you've committed it. | 
| False rumor | Your lucky numbers are: 11 23 63 77 22 | 
| False rumor | Your plan is going to fail badly. | 
| False rumor | Yu-Gi-Oh! is an awesome trading card game. | 
| False rumor | e=/=e | 
| False rumor | e=MChammer | 
| False rumor | e=mcdonalds | 
| False rumor | fortune cookie (For Tun Coo Kie), 10 points, T:314, eaten by you | 
| False rumor | fortune cookie (For Tun Coo Kie), 10 points, T:314, eaten by you | 
| False rumor | git gud | 
| False rumor | i like pie | 
| False rumor | purple | 
| False rumor | quotes are hella gay | 
| False rumor | sorry. uppercase key broken. | 
| False rumor | system32? You don't need that! | 
| False rumor | the po po be fast on yo ass | 
| False rumor | zruty > archon, full stop. | 
| True rumor | "Cockatrice egg yolk is just as deadly as cockatrice flesh!" | 
| True rumor | "Elbereth in marker" is "Wasted potential" in hacker. | 
| True rumor | "There's a cockatrice behind me--?" | 
| True rumor | $playername is YOU. ASCENSION is WIN. | 
| True rumor | +39 helm of sun as good as +16 sword of killing | 
| True rumor | .senutrof gnidaer naht erom rof desu eb nac srorriM | 
| True rumor | 7 days | 
| True rumor | @ die when killed. | 
| True rumor | A bag of holding can contain many things - trickery is not one of them. | 
| True rumor | A bag of tricks can make your held possessions disappear. | 
| True rumor | A bagged egg never hatches. | 
| True rumor | A certain blessing can take the weight off your shoulders. | 
| True rumor | A chef is a rather valuable asset around these parts - they know about the good cuts! | 
| True rumor | A cream pie has two uses: food... and entertainment | 
| True rumor | A dead disenchanter is a lot like a live gremlin. | 
| True rumor | A fool drinks recklessly. A wise man drinks responsibly. The wisest don't drink unless needed. | 
| True rumor | A golden ring can cost less than a wire one - figure THAT one out... | 
| True rumor | A good planeswalker always keeps track of his hit points. | 
| True rumor | A knight knows armor. | 
| True rumor | A little may go a long way, but, for orcs, a long way is a little less long... | 
| True rumor | A long way is a lot longer for elves! | 
| True rumor | A pristine throne is exactly one ton. | 
| True rumor | A rusty ring is just as good as a rustless one. | 
| True rumor | A scaled meal is one way to shed a stone hide. | 
| True rumor | A strike can cost you big time - shopkeeper OR customer! | 
| True rumor | A wise archer will treat their arrows better than their bow. | 
| True rumor | Acid and water don't mix! | 
| True rumor | Adventurers make for unusually difficult to digest meals. | 
| True rumor | All but one of my hints will be useful to you. | 
| True rumor | All that you need to gaze upon Medusa is a Cream Pie and an adequately-trained Clown. | 
| True rumor | Although the name Elbereth is sacred, the grave of Elbereth is not. | 
| True rumor | Always know where your towel is! | 
| True rumor | Always remember to zone correctly! City zoning, that is! | 
| True rumor | Amulets of life saving can only keep you alive - it's too late for the undead... | 
| True rumor | Amulets often look like webs. | 
| True rumor | An electric lamp can run on oil or energy. | 
| True rumor | Anyone can submit any old rubbish for these rumors. | 
| True rumor | Are you confused? Wield a potion of water, and read a scroll of remove curse. | 
| True rumor | Around here, we don't bother with coffins. | 
| True rumor | Around mind flayers, you get headaches. | 
| True rumor | Attractiveness is overrated... | 
| True rumor | Bags of Holding can put you under pressure | 
| True rumor | Be careful what you wish for. | 
| True rumor | Be careful when hallucinating, you might be fighting something entirely different... | 
| True rumor | Becoming can transform into Wonder, but only in the Crypt. | 
| True rumor | Being crowned is not all it's cracked up to be... | 
| True rumor | Being crowned is not all it's cracked up to be... | 
| True rumor | Bell of Opening opens your road to victory. | 
| True rumor | Better to live a sinner than die a saint. | 
| True rumor | Better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss. | 
| True rumor | Blessings birth truths, curses lies. Both can be counted on. It is neutrality you cannot trust. | 
| True rumor | Blindness is not half bad if you want to be illiterate... | 
| True rumor | Bomb the walls to find secret rooms. You might find rare items, like the Black Lotus! | 
| True rumor | Breaking fast once or twice isn't THAT big a deal, as long as you pay your tithe. | 
| True rumor | Bring plenty of extra lives | 
| True rumor | Bugs Bunny was a struggling rapist all along - just ask MeatCanyon! | 
| True rumor | By Her name are foes cowed, but for her kindred. | 
| True rumor | CHUB DISLIKES SMOKE! | 
| True rumor | Caleb Acree is a nethack god. | 
| True rumor | Can't stand the heat? Stay away from Gehennom. | 
| True rumor | Cavemen have it easy when it comes to nurse meat. | 
| True rumor | Certain monsters will try to grab your prize. | 
| True rumor | Chub dislikes smoke! | 
| True rumor | Color matters when it comes to unicorn sacrifice! | 
| True rumor | Coming soon: Nethack 4.0.0! (Call NET-HACK to place your order) | 
| True rumor | Confusion: hard proof that 40-proof-hard can make you 'proof | 
| True rumor | Crysknives make great throwing weapons - as long as you have a surplus of enchant weapon scrolls... | 
| True rumor | Cursed tin of abbot meat is the worst food in NetHack | 
| True rumor | Curses are not always a hindrance. | 
| True rumor | Curses can greatly add to your burdens. | 
| True rumor | Dagger is great throwing weapon | 
| True rumor | Death does not rid a disenchanter of their ability to strip away magic. | 
| True rumor | Defacing an altar - your god's or another's - is almost always foolish. | 
| True rumor | Despite what the tavernkeep says, you don't need to drink down here. | 
| True rumor | Destroying chests may give you Junk! | 
| True rumor | Did you know that Fort Ludios is better for the return trip? | 
| True rumor | Disenchanters and gremlins have a lot in common. | 
| True rumor | Dispose of your junk properly, or it may come back to haunt you... | 
| True rumor | Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. | 
| True rumor | Do you have any blank paper for your magic marker? | 
| True rumor | Dog food is a step up from some of the food down here... | 
| True rumor | Dogs aren't very good at catching eggs... *CRACK* | 
| True rumor | Don't accept advice from fortune cookies. | 
| True rumor | Don't believe everything you read! | 
| True rumor | Don't blink. Don't even blink. | 
| True rumor | Don't bother calling the high priest names - it doesn't work anymore. | 
| True rumor | Don't chuck your axe into the water, you won't get anything but rust. | 
| True rumor | Don't dip what you can't afford to ruin. | 
| True rumor | Don't even think about diluting your acid! | 
| True rumor | Don't expect a tinned dragon to fill you up much. | 
| True rumor | Don't lash out at people while blinded. | 
| True rumor | Don't need to breath? Eat all you want. | 
| True rumor | Don't play drunk... unless you play better, then don't play sober. | 
| True rumor | Don't play tired. | 
| True rumor | Don't throw stones in glass houses - throw glass instead! It's much lighter, after all... | 
| True rumor | Don't touch unknown things! I wish you wonder male valkyrie... | 
| True rumor | Dragons aren't as thin skinned as most. | 
| True rumor | Dullards are borne from lies. | 
| True rumor | Dwarves are much better at cramming - even if it's no more tasty! | 
| True rumor | Dwarves, wounded or not, have the mystical strength of a doily. | 
| True rumor | E = mc2 | 
| True rumor | Eat an abbot while fighting an arch-lich and learn what the back of your head looks like! | 
| True rumor | Eating a shapeshifter can help you change your life. | 
| True rumor | Eating rider can make you liveproof | 
| True rumor | Elbereth doesn't take kindly to hypocrites! | 
| True rumor | Elbereth will save your bacon, E|bereth will damn you, and Elbereth Elbereth, too! | 
| True rumor | Elves can help you feel less tired. | 
| True rumor | Enchant dragon scales to get dragon scale armor. | 
| True rumor | Error: cannot cast variable of type `void *' to type `int' | 
| True rumor | Even Archons are not safe from the gullet of a purple worm... | 
| True rumor | Even a knife is better than nothing... as long as it isn't cursed! | 
| True rumor | Even junk mail has its uses... | 
| True rumor | Even stoners can tell what the contents of their pack are. | 
| True rumor | Ever seen an atheist priest? I have! | 
| True rumor | Ever thought of playing SLEX? Play SLASHTHEM or The Ground Gives Way instead. | 
| True rumor | Everything can be used for something. Everything. | 
| True rumor | Fedoras may be fashionable, but they don't offer much protection. | 
| True rumor | Feeling lucky? Not if you strike a nymph one time too many... | 
| True rumor | Fire Brand burns hot, but a wand of fire burns hotter still. | 
| True rumor | Fire away, but be prepared for the rebound! | 
| True rumor | Fix it now, or it might rust into uselessness later. | 
| True rumor | Fixing is not foolproof when worm teeth are involved... | 
| True rumor | Fortune cookies can contain many truths - and lies! | 
| True rumor | Foxes bark. | 
| True rumor | Furries will take over the world. Resistance is futile. | 
| True rumor | Furries will take over this miserable plane of existance you call NetHack. Resistance is futile. | 
| True rumor | Furries will take over this miserable plane of existence you call NetHack. Resistance is futile. | 
| True rumor | Game cartridges are hidden everywhere. | 
| True rumor | Gems that let you engrave with them are always valuable. | 
| True rumor | Get naked, kick a sink, sleep around, and run, to gain a level. | 
| True rumor | Getting sloshed is not particularly wise, even if you have a good reason to do so. | 
| True rumor | Glass wands were made to discourage beating up on the chests (fine oak ain't cheap!) | 
| True rumor | Gluttony is unchivalrous. | 
| True rumor | Go all the way or don't go at all - especially when it comes to tengu. | 
| True rumor | God or Demon? Your equipment can help you choose your path. | 
| True rumor | Gods love cats and dogs. | 
| True rumor | Gold is good for more than paying for goods and services. | 
| True rumor | Good luck doesn't last forever unless you have a good luck charm at hand. | 
| True rumor | Greed will be your undoing. | 
| True rumor | Grid bugs would be in a lot of trouble if bear traps came in their size. | 
| True rumor | Hallucinations distort more than what you see... | 
| True rumor | Have you tried using a polearm while invisible? | 
| True rumor | Having a pet rust monster can be problematic for the unarmed... | 
| True rumor | Having trouble with random enemies with a wand of death, certain items can fix that problem. | 
| True rumor | Having trouble with random enemies with a wand of death, certain items can fix that problem. | 
| True rumor | He almost cleared that throne room, til the GWTWOD appeared... | 
| True rumor | Hello, $playername. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. | 
| True rumor | Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. | 
| True rumor | How shameful it is for one to fall for which one's pet knew to be wary of... | 
| True rumor | Hungry? Get a unicorn horn, and you can eat almost anything. | 
| True rumor | I am not a moron! | 
| True rumor | I get moody when I'm not blessed, and mischievous when curses come into play... | 
| True rumor | I'd be more worried about the Shopkeeper than the Kops if I were you... | 
| True rumor | I've found more potions of full healing at the bottom of the dungeon. | 
| True rumor | Ice melts, you know... | 
| True rumor | If playing as a Scout, make sure to find a dispenser. | 
| True rumor | If the lava looks blue, you're playing too fast. | 
| True rumor | If you can read this, you just broke illiterate. | 
| True rumor | If you meet the Buddha by the side of the road, kill him. | 
| True rumor | If you really were a nice guy/girl/etc., you wouldn't feel entitled to someone's body for existing! | 
| True rumor | If you see red waves, stay the fuck away. | 
| True rumor | If your pet won't eat it, neither should you. If your pet will eat it, you may not want to. | 
| True rumor | Iron chains have a unique place in an adventurer's inventory. | 
| True rumor | Iron shoes are a dime a dozen, but AC isn't everything. | 
| True rumor | It all depends on your skill! Go for broke! | 
| True rumor | It takes only one instrinct to make a tool out of a nuisance... | 
| True rumor | It's never good to be held under one's own weight, especially when next to someone named Ken. | 
| True rumor | It's not lupus. | 
| True rumor | It's only murder if YOU do it. | 
| True rumor | It's said that acid can help you out of some hard times. | 
| True rumor | Juggling is a skill you do not have. | 
| True rumor | Junk for some is food for others. | 
| True rumor | Just because it is a d or f does NOT mean it is always peaceful. | 
| True rumor | Just because it says READ ME doesn't mean you should. | 
| True rumor | Just because it's blessed doesn't mean it's good... | 
| True rumor | Just because it's cursed doesn't mean it's bad! | 
| True rumor | Just because it's soft doesn't mean it's worthless. | 
| True rumor | Just because the dog will eat it doesn't mean YOU should! | 
| True rumor | Just because you can doesn't mean you should. | 
| True rumor | Just wear your **** mask! | 
| True rumor | Kenny who finaly died for real. | 
| True rumor | Kenny, the little dog we couldn't save. | 
| True rumor | Kick that chest all you want, you'll still find that chunk of glass inside... | 
| True rumor | Kicking grey stones can keep you unburdened. | 
| True rumor | Killed that nymph in a shop? Her loot is now his merchandise! | 
| True rumor | Little fingers can't open a tin. | 
| True rumor | Loadstones are rather clingy. | 
| True rumor | Lying can save your life... or end it. | 
| True rumor | Magic The Gathering is an awesome trading card game. | 
| True rumor | Magic lamps burn with the unending rage of the djinn held within. | 
| True rumor | Magic or mundane, it'll hold your oil regardless. | 
| True rumor | Magic resistance only goes so far when you're looking right down the barrel... | 
| True rumor | Mail deamons can't be killed. | 
| True rumor | Mirrors are fragile. Handle with care. | 
| True rumor | Moloch is not known for his gratitude... | 
| True rumor | Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you protection. | 
| True rumor | Most items in NetHack either start out useless or are useless by Dlvl:3 | 
| True rumor | NH =/= RL | 
| True rumor | Negative gold lets you carry more stuff. | 
| True rumor | NetHack doesn't care if you live or die. Slash'EM wants you DEAD | 
| True rumor | Nethack is not real life. | 
| True rumor | Never play hot potato with a melon... *SPLAT* | 
| True rumor | Never tap out a fountain while a guard is watching. | 
| True rumor | No matter what it is, you can't take it with you. Use it well while you can. | 
| True rumor | No, you don't need a knife or fork to eat a corpse. Dig in! | 
| True rumor | Nobody's in their right mind down here... | 
| True rumor | Not all boots were made for walking. | 
| True rumor | Not all food is fit for eating... | 
| True rumor | Not everything a gremlin can take from you is something you'd want to keep. | 
| True rumor | Not everything you can lose to a gremlin is something you'll miss... | 
| True rumor | Nurse meat is a soothing dish indeed - especially when worn and battered! | 
| True rumor | Nurses are peope, too! | 
| True rumor | Nurses love nudists - especially when they're bare handed. | 
| True rumor | Nymphs go for rocks as often as they do the Amulet of Yendor! | 
| True rumor | |
| True rumor | Oftentimes, stilling your tongue is the best course of action. | 
| True rumor | Oil is a blessing for a rusty blade. | 
| True rumor | Oil is the only fluid you can light, but they'll still let you try with others! | 
| True rumor | Ok, maybe some daemons here. | 
| True rumor | Once a tin is open, it's already lost. | 
| True rumor | Once you are dead and buried, a Rogue will dig you up and ascend with a tin of your corpse. | 
| True rumor | Only a fool would ride a demon down here! | 
| True rumor | Only you can prevent dungeon forest fires! | 
| True rumor | Open 100 toilets to find the Toilet Genie. | 
| True rumor | Oxygenarians don't consider juice or booze to be food | 
| True rumor | PROTIP: The Wizard of Yendor can be slain by reducing his HP to 0 | 
| True rumor | PROTIP: To defeat Demogorgon, hit it until it dies. | 
| True rumor | Peace and love to you | 
| True rumor | Play your cards right, and you can make a blessing out of a curse! | 
| True rumor | Playing on public servers promotes good habits. | 
| True rumor | Polymorph is hard on the ol' physique. | 
| True rumor | Prepare for unforseen consequences. | 
| True rumor | Proper capitalization can make one rather wise. | 
| True rumor | Pudding farming ain't what it used to be... | 
| True rumor | Pulling off your gloves near a cockatrice would be extremely painful. | 
| True rumor | Purple is a powerful color. | 
| True rumor | Queens seldom give birth to queens, and most gargoyles come clipped. | 
| True rumor | Qui habet erumpere ventum maxime, frangit ventum tardius | 
| True rumor | Qy@ | 
| True rumor | Red makes you Faster! | 
| True rumor | Remember, Don't eat anything while satiated after eating a huge chunk of meat. | 
| True rumor | Remember: Where ever you go, there you are! | 
| True rumor | Riders tend to be dodgy targets when it comes to teleportation... | 
| True rumor | Risk takers score big - and lose big, too! | 
| True rumor | Roy Smeding likes penis | 
| True rumor | Rubber chickens help those with gloves. But never fall down stairs. | 
| True rumor | Rubbing a lamp is much more rewarding than rubbing a lantern. | 
| True rumor | Running shoes work better with a light napsack. | 
| True rumor | Sacrifice is a very hands-on affair! | 
| True rumor | Sake or booze, you'll get drunk all the same. What's in a name, after all? | 
| True rumor | Scrolls of mail ain't worth the paper they're printed on! | 
| True rumor | Selling your credit card is not such a dumb idea if you have a key. | 
| True rumor | Shopkeepers LOVE fried food, but they never eat it. | 
| True rumor | Shopkeepers are mighty touchy about their property... | 
| True rumor | Shopkeepers are quick-witted, fleet of foot, and nimble with their hands! | 
| True rumor | Shopkeepers know a desperate adventurer when they see one - eat up beforehand! | 
| True rumor | Shopkeepers love fried food - especially when it's their customers eating it... | 
| True rumor | Shopkeepers sometimes stock their own undoing. Take a close look at that wand or scroll... | 
| True rumor | Sin or starve - personally, I'd pick the former. | 
| True rumor | Sinks also operate as gravity wells. | 
| True rumor | Sinks hate floaters. | 
| True rumor | Sluggo is lit | 
| True rumor | So *I* can't rob Asidonhopo, but my dog can? | 
| True rumor | So i herd the Wizard of Yendor lieks mudkips? | 
| True rumor | Some cures leave wounds in their wake... | 
| True rumor | Some fungi are hallucinogenic, you know. | 
| True rumor | Sometime, a golem really IS more valuable than what you were zapping. | 
| True rumor | Sometimes, blessings are the last thing you need. | 
| True rumor | Sometimes, it's a question of thriving later versus surviving now... | 
| True rumor | Sometimes, sinning is worth it. | 
| True rumor | Spam is not a very satisfying entree. | 
| True rumor | Spam is not half as filling as SPAM - in fact, it's like eating air! | 
| True rumor | Spam mail it may be, but it won't keep your belly filled... | 
| True rumor | Spellcasting works up an appetite. | 
| True rumor | Stasis is NOT ice. As said in the lore. | 
| True rumor | Steve is not a kidder! (well, at least not THAT kind...) | 
| True rumor | Sting is an artifact you can probably life with losing. | 
| True rumor | Take a nap if you want, but you may not wake up... | 
| True rumor | Teleporting under the influence could be a fatal mistake... | 
| True rumor | Teleportitis ain't all bad... if you're prepared, that is. | 
| True rumor | That thing ain't on autopilot, son. | 
| True rumor | That wand of wishing isn't going to do you any good in the afterlife, you know... | 
| True rumor | Thats what she said! | 
| True rumor | The Kops have funny ideas about what it means to arrest someone... | 
| True rumor | The Tao which can be grasped is not the true Tao. | 
| True rumor | The best brain food is also the best way to go brainless. | 
| True rumor | The burnt tower was burnt off by fire. | 
| True rumor | The cake is a lie. | 
| True rumor | The dungeon has a bad sense of humor. | 
| True rumor | The first checkup is free! | 
| True rumor | The gods appreciate honesty; only blessed things will always speak truth. | 
| True rumor | The high ground will not save your hide here... | 
| True rumor | The truth will set you free... if you're named Croesus, that is. | 
| True rumor | The wizard has a particular affinity for what your master values most... | 
| True rumor | The worst nurses are those that had their checks wiped clean! | 
| True rumor | There IS such a thing as rubbish artifacts, you know... | 
| True rumor | There are better uses for wands of fire than flame wars... | 
| True rumor | There comes a point when gold is better used as food than as money... | 
| True rumor | There was never a third chest to find. | 
| True rumor | There's no such thing as a bone golem. | 
| True rumor | There's no such thing as a useless item. | 
| True rumor | They don't make arrows half as well as daggers. *SNAP* | 
| True rumor | They say Gehennom is not for the light-hearted | 
| True rumor | They say Wikipedia is unreliable. | 
| True rumor | They say crowning isn't half of what it's cracked out to be. | 
| True rumor | They say diamonds never get dull from engraving. | 
| True rumor | They say if you exterminate bugs, you'll get snakes on the plane | 
| True rumor | They say it can help to give The Wizard the finger. | 
| True rumor | They say most accidents occur at home. Try moving away. | 
| True rumor | They say no dog was ever charged with theft. | 
| True rumor | They say that Croesus is a popular name around these parts. | 
| True rumor | They say that Demogorgon can PWN ur arse | 
| True rumor | They say that Fatty eats babies. | 
| True rumor | They say that Medusa is REALLY ugly | 
| True rumor | They say that Vlad used to make various shortcuts down the dungeon. | 
| True rumor | They say that a diamond can engrave anything. | 
| True rumor | They say that a hard hat will protect you from falling rocks. | 
| True rumor | They say that a magic lamp never burns out. | 
| True rumor | They say that a mirror will not frighten a nymph. | 
| True rumor | They say that a werewolf is never alone. | 
| True rumor | They say that an amulet of change can change your life. | 
| True rumor | They say that being confused can help you make more friends. | 
| True rumor | They say that carving a message on an altar can be a bad thing. | 
| True rumor | They say that civilized people should not eat cats. | 
| True rumor | They say that civilized people should not eat dogs. | 
| True rumor | They say that drinking tapwater is bad for your health. | 
| True rumor | They say that eating Rodney might be good and bad at the same time ._. | 
| True rumor | They say that eating a leprechaun can make you jumpy. | 
| True rumor | They say that eating a newt may make you a more powerful wizard. | 
| True rumor | They say that eating a sprig of wolfsbane may help, if you have been bitten by a werewolf. | 
| True rumor | They say that even a dead cockatrice can be deadly. | 
| True rumor | They say that even a flint stone can be used to tell iron from leather. | 
| True rumor | They say that even spam mail has its uses. | 
| True rumor | They say that from a distance all traps look alike | 
| True rumor | They say that it is not good for your health to play after 02:00 am. | 
| True rumor | They say that it's bad luck to break a boulder in Sokoban. | 
| True rumor | They say that it's better to pay first if you might leave the shop unexpectedly. | 
| True rumor | They say that it's possible to live forever in the dungeon without dying. | 
| True rumor | They say that one with a rank level of 5 and is lawful can get Excalibur easily. | 
| True rumor | They say that pets are reluctant to step on cursed items | 
| True rumor | They say that puddings are not vegetarian food. | 
| True rumor | They say that putting a bag of holding in another bag of holding can free up some weight. | 
| True rumor | They say that putting a bag of tricks in a bag of holding can free up some weight. | 
| True rumor | They say that putting a wand of cancellation in a bag of holding can free up some weight. | 
| True rumor | They say that scrolls of fire are fireproof | 
| True rumor | They say that selling a pick-axe is no trivial task. | 
| True rumor | They say that shopkeepers are dumb as rocks. | 
| True rumor | They say that shopkeepers do not accept stolen credit cards. | 
| True rumor | They say that the Amulet of Yendor doesn't mind being called names. | 
| True rumor | They say that the Gods dislike cannaiblism, but they don't expect orcs and cavemen to know better | 
| True rumor | They say that the Horsemen of the Apocalypse are camera shy. | 
| True rumor | They say that the Oracle comes at a price... | 
| True rumor | They say that the Planes are somewhere up there. | 
| True rumor | They say that the tempting demons are less forceful on those with more beauty. | 
| True rumor | They say that the water of fountains is not as safe as bottled water | 
| True rumor | They say that there is a rare card which can charge more than purchases | 
| True rumor | They say that there is thunder on the Plane of Air. | 
| True rumor | They say that throwing a pick-axe straight up will only hurt yourself. | 
| True rumor | They say that to a blind hacker, floating eyes are a trivial challenge. | 
| True rumor | They say that watchmen hate it when you force open locked doors. | 
| True rumor | They say that writing diary entries in the dungeon is not productive. | 
| True rumor | They say that you can dig through traps | 
| True rumor | They say that you can kick a newt. | 
| True rumor | They say that you can train your dog with meatballs. | 
| True rumor | They say that you shouldn't kick a cockatrice without boots. | 
| True rumor | They say that you shouldn't saddle a cockatrice without gloves. | 
| True rumor | They say that you'll never lose a ring of searching in a sink. | 
| True rumor | They say there's no such thing as an invisible mummy. | 
| True rumor | They say unchecked levitation can lead to serious problems. | 
| True rumor | They say you can add your own rumors to public servers. | 
| True rumor | They say you can open the Gungeon's secret walls with blanks... | 
| True rumor | They say you can recognize if item is blessed or cursed by dropping it at altar. | 
| True rumor | They say you just shouldn't listen to rumors from public servers. Even this one. | 
| True rumor | They say you shouldn't kill Izchak. | 
| True rumor | They say you shouldn't sacrifice a unicorn on an altar of its own alignment. | 
| True rumor | This is a true rumor | 
| True rumor | This rumor is Imbaru | 
| True rumor | This sentence is true. | 
| True rumor | Tho' from men's hearts doth it evoke the worst, accursed gold is neither blest nor cursed. | 
| True rumor | Those who explore their options can find themselves with vegan ham! | 
| True rumor | Throwing up can be fatal. | 
| True rumor | Tipping is not appreciated by the gods... | 
| True rumor | To let the monster be stronger the coach must be stronger. If only so, the monster must be stronger | 
| True rumor | Towels can multitask. | 
| True rumor | Try as you might, you can't get rock hard sitting on a cockatrice... | 
| True rumor | Try as you might, you'll never kill off the wolves with wolfbane. | 
| True rumor | Try reading a scroll of food detection while hallucinating | 
| True rumor | Trying to pwn Demogorgon will make slaying a black dragon look like slaying a grid bug. | 
| True rumor | Two-handed weapons are rather risky to use - especially when one is in the realm of devils. | 
| True rumor | Unicorn horns can cleanse things other than yourself. | 
| True rumor | Use a leash to get your pet to change into something greater. | 
| True rumor | Use a leash to help your pet find the polymorph trap. | 
| True rumor | Using a polypiling item for polyselfing can be dangerous... Or deadly. | 
| True rumor | Vegans have more reasons to be crowned than most. | 
| True rumor | Wands of cancellation can cancel your bag's existence! | 
| True rumor | Wastenot, whatnot! | 
| True rumor | Watch what you eat if you hate reading! | 
| True rumor | Watch where you chuck those daggers! *SPLASH* | 
| True rumor | Water will fill your stomach for a time if there is nothing better at hand. | 
| True rumor | What doesn't kill you, doesn't kill you. | 
| True rumor | What goes up, must come down. | 
| True rumor | What is dead may not die further. | 
| True rumor | What kind of stupid hacker zaps Death with a death ray? | 
| True rumor | When in doubt save and come back later. | 
| True rumor | When it comes to Elbereth, there can be only one! | 
| True rumor | Wishing won't make you a millionaire. | 
| True rumor | With 'Handy Card', the monster gearing will be handy more! | 
| True rumor | Wizards are good at spellcasting, especially when they're wearing light armor. | 
| True rumor | Worthless glass isn't really worthless. | 
| True rumor | Yellow molds will get you tripping, but hallucination-warped cockatrices will get you stoned. | 
| True rumor | Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth. | 
| True rumor | Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. | 
| True rumor | You Are a Planeswalker. | 
| True rumor | You CAN live off of water instead of food... in theory, at least. | 
| True rumor | You are probably going to die down here. | 
| True rumor | You are worshiping a sun god. | 
| True rumor | You can go the distance with the dungeon - if you have nothing better to do, that is. | 
| True rumor | You can read this without eating the cookie. | 
| True rumor | You can uh, read stuff ya know. | 
| True rumor | You can use lava to burn boots. But not on yourself. A dead player sucks. | 
| True rumor | You can't always get what you want... by wishing. | 
| True rumor | You just lost illiterate conduct. | 
| True rumor | You must construct additional pylons. | 
| True rumor | You need some heavy wizardry with the Wizard. | 
| True rumor | You poor fool! Wait 'till you see those goddamn bats. | 
| True rumor | You should sharpen that sword once in a while. | 
| True rumor | You will never go to space. | 
| True rumor | You won't always get a second chance, even with life saving. | 
| True rumor | You'll get stoned for saddling a cockatrice - but not from riding one. Fancy that... | 
| True rumor | Your dad will never come back with the milk. | 
| True rumor | Your pet rock mole won't appreciate having stones thrown at them... | 
| True rumor | bnggg | 
| True rumor | e=mc2 | 
| True rumor | fqjdoz | 
| True rumor | in real life you make your cock hard. in nethack, cocks make YOU hard | 
| True rumor | they say that killing a shopkeeper makes you up to 4000 z's richer. | 
| True rumor | want a pet minon, you can wish for a blessed figurine or polymorph your pets | 
| T-Shirt | !!!!!!!!!!!! '-' <(Welcome to the demigod bar! Pick your poison!) | 
| T-Shirt | "...Worcester- for FUCKS sake!" -Stuart Ashens | 
| T-Shirt | "I captured the t-shirt factory, anyone who kill every last caveman gets 9 +9 t-shirts" | 
| T-Shirt | "I captured the t-shirt factory, anyone who kill every last caveman gets 9 +9 t-shirts" | 
| T-Shirt | "I wished for '2', why the hell did I get ONE T-Shirt?!" - Demonia | 
| T-Shirt | "Kill, Maim, Burn..." | 
| T-Shirt | "More like... Rubble Evil... Resident Blown Up." | 
| T-Shirt | "Oh, look. Rocks!" | 
| T-Shirt | "Westboro" is an anagram for "Boor Stew" - cause that's what it is. Don't believe me? Ask Fred! | 
| T-Shirt | #6000 or bust! - submit to https://www.alt.org/nethack/addmsgs/ today! | 
| T-Shirt | #ElberethGang | 
| T-Shirt | #FreeBritney | 
| T-Shirt | #Owlbreath4Life | 
| T-Shirt | $playername IS THE BOSS! | 
| T-Shirt | $playername Sucks Eggs | 
| T-Shirt | '$playername, I'm watching you, scum!' -- Wizard of Yendor | 
| T-Shirt | (.)(.) | 
| T-Shirt | (The shirt is plastered with black-and-white illustrations of moaning women's faces.) | 
| T-Shirt | (This space for sale.) | 
| T-Shirt | *.* 404 Error *.* | 
| T-Shirt | *insert Monty Python quote here* | 
| T-Shirt | *insert pic of uboa here* | 
| T-Shirt | +5 sexterity vest | 
| T-Shirt | +7 or bust! | 
| T-Shirt | +<<*giant cave spider silk T-shirt*>>+ | 
| T-Shirt | +Infinity Billion Cool Shirt of Awesomeness | 
| T-Shirt | - - - - - - CUT HERE - - - - - - | 
| T-Shirt | ----- been sippin' on that hip writable media! It's in again! Weed-pedia! | 
| T-Shirt | -----Fill up to here.----- | 
| T-Shirt | --More-- | 
| T-Shirt | -export-a-crypto-system-sig -RSA-3-lines-PERL | 
| T-Shirt | //uUUuWuUUu\ says Spideyiff! | 
| T-Shirt | /</tits/> /<//tits/> | 
| T-Shirt | 0/5 T-Shirt ready for sharding | 
| T-Shirt | 100% goblin hair - do not wash | 
| T-Shirt | 2 legit 2 quit | 
| T-Shirt | 24:02 | 
| T-Shirt | 3.1415926 | 
| T-Shirt | 3.141592653589792636....... | 
| T-Shirt | 413 | 
| T-Shirt | 5/5 Godroll T-shirt | 
| T-Shirt | 666 420 Tongue Kiss Your Father | 
| T-Shirt | 9/11 | 
| T-Shirt | 9/11, I'm In Heaven! | 
| T-Shirt | 90% cotton, 10% polyester. | 
| T-Shirt | :-) | 
| T-Shirt | :-) | 
| T-Shirt | :-) | 
| T-Shirt | ;~@~; I've read enough hentai to know where THIS is going... | 
| T-Shirt | <tits /> | 
| T-Shirt | <tits> </tits> | 
| T-Shirt | =^.^= | 
| T-Shirt | >:( Before Coffee/ :D After Coffee | 
| T-Shirt | >^< BAKA! >^< | 
| T-Shirt | @ k a | 
| T-Shirt | AGGA | 
| T-Shirt | ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALLENGE?!?!?!? | 
| T-Shirt | Aberzombie and Fitch | 
| T-Shirt | Accept Nothingness | 
| T-Shirt | Adults Suck, Then You Are One | 
| T-Shirt | Aim >>> <<< here | 
| T-Shirt | All I got was this lousy T-Shirt | 
| T-Shirt | Anarchy in the U(nderground) K(ingdom) | 
| T-Shirt | Anhur is my homeboy | 
| T-Shirt | Aperture Science Torso-Covering Device | 
| T-Shirt | Are you a CHAD or a CHODE? | 
| T-Shirt | Armstrong 2020 | 
| T-Shirt | Ascension or bust! | 
| T-Shirt | Ask Me About Grim Fandango | 
| T-Shirt | Ask Me About Loom | 
| T-Shirt | Ask Me About Rogue | 
| T-Shirt | B.a.r. Equipment | 
| T-Shirt | BDSM fan club of Yendor - testicular homicide awaits! | 
| T-Shirt | BIG DICK IS BACK IN TOWN | 
| T-Shirt | BORN TO DIE / WORLD IS A FUCK / Kill Em All 1989 / I am trash man / 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS | 
| T-Shirt | Back to the lab again yo | 
| T-Shirt | Back up! Social distancing, remember? | 
| T-Shirt | Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beerholder | 
| T-Shirt | Best in Show | 
| T-Shirt | Big Daddy | 
| T-Shirt | Blue Sun | 
| T-Shirt | Buckle your pants! | 
| T-Shirt | C:/DOS C:/DOS/RUN RUN/DOS/RUN | 
| T-Shirt | CHINA DON'T CARE | 
| T-Shirt | CITY NAME SPORTS TEAM | 
| T-Shirt | COME AT ME BRO | 
| T-Shirt | COOL IT | 
| T-Shirt | Came back from the demigod bar to watch you puny mortals ascend. | 
| T-Shirt | Can you believe that they actually put this on a T-Shirt? | 
| T-Shirt | Chef > Elph 1000% | 
| T-Shirt | Cockatrices can't touch this | 
| T-Shirt | Contents under pressure | 
| T-Shirt | Cool Tapes | 
| T-Shirt | Croesus for President 2008 - Campaign Finance Reform Now (for the other guy) | 
| T-Shirt | D.A.R.E. | 
| T-Shirt | D.A.R.E. - Dungeon Adventure Resistance Education | 
| T-Shirt | DA PO PO BE FAST ON YO ASS | 
| T-Shirt | DUEL ME FAGGOT! | 
| T-Shirt | DX Army | 
| T-Shirt | Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra - World Tour '91 | 
| T-Shirt | David Allen CEO | 
| T-Shirt | Deep Throat | 
| T-Shirt | DethKlok | 
| T-Shirt | Dethklok rules! | 
| T-Shirt | Dev Team | 
| T-Shirt | Did you know that you can read T-shirts? | 
| T-Shirt | Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap | 
| T-Shirt | Dispater is my homeboy | 
| T-Shirt | Disregard foocubi, acquire zorkmids | 
| T-Shirt | Distractions in the middle, death from the sides! (female characters only) | 
| T-Shirt | Doing science. Still alive. | 
| T-Shirt | Don't act like you don't like the /oD | 
| T-Shirt | Don't ask me, I only work here | 
| T-Shirt | Don't have a cow, man! | 
| T-Shirt | Don't know where to buy some lighting? Visit Itzchak's at minetown. | 
| T-Shirt | Don't touch me, I'm scared | 
| T-Shirt | Don't worry, be happy! | 
| T-Shirt | Down With Pants! | 
| T-Shirt | Dry clean only... good luck | 
| T-Shirt | Dubno;withmyheadman | 
| T-Shirt | E is for Emerson - he came in fiery, and ended up in flames | 
| T-Shirt | E.Z. Moad | 
| T-Shirt | ELBERETH ALREADY! | 
| T-Shirt | Eat My Shorts | 
| T-Shirt | Elbereth | 
| T-Shirt | Elbereth > Owlbreath | 
| T-Shirt | Elbereth is the word. | 
| T-Shirt | Elvira's House O'Succubi, granting the gift of immorality! | 
| T-Shirt | End Mercantile Opacity Discrimination Now: Let Invisible Customers Shop! | 
| T-Shirt | Ever did the cha-cha with a pit viper? | 
| T-Shirt | Ever did the waltz with a nymph? | 
| T-Shirt | Ever held hands with a cockatrice? | 
| T-Shirt | Ever let a water demon spank you? | 
| T-Shirt | Everybody do the flop! | 
| T-Shirt | Evil is overrated | 
| T-Shirt | F is for Fiona, for whom I once fell. When she said no, I sent her to Hell. | 
| T-Shirt | F*ck Wendy Williams! | 
| T-Shirt | FBI: Firm Believer In RNJesus | 
| T-Shirt | FREE HUGS | 
| T-Shirt | FREE PUG AND NEWT! | 
| T-Shirt | FUCK YEAH! | 
| T-Shirt | Facebook is Meta - and still shit. | 
| T-Shirt | Fhtagn! | 
| T-Shirt | Flooring inspector. | 
| T-Shirt | Frankie Says Relax | 
| T-Shirt | Frankie say: Ascend | 
| T-Shirt | Free shirt: Limit 1 | 
| T-Shirt | Fuck Google, ask me! Or maybe the other way around. | 
| T-Shirt | Fuck the Keystone Kops | 
| T-Shirt | Funny message goes here | 
| T-Shirt | Furries will take over the world. Resistance is futile. | 
| T-Shirt | Furries will take over this miserable plane of existance you call NetHack. Resistance is futile. | 
| T-Shirt | Furries will take over this miserable plane of existence you call NetHack. Resistance is futile. | 
| T-Shirt | G is for God, a nihilist digging his grave all the way! | 
| T-Shirt | Gamefaqs.com, We have a nethack board. | 
| T-Shirt | Gauntlets of power - Now you're playing with power! | 
| T-Shirt | Gehennoms Angels | 
| T-Shirt | Gems that let you engrave with them are always valuable. | 
| T-Shirt | Getting a little personal. | 
| T-Shirt | Glutton For Punishment | 
| T-Shirt | Go Team Ant! | 
| T-Shirt | Go team 'a'! | 
| T-Shirt | Good T-Shirt? You can never have too many! Come to $NEMESIS and get another! | 
| T-Shirt | Got Newt? | 
| T-Shirt | Got OCD? | 
| T-Shirt | Got Potion? | 
| T-Shirt | Got milk? | 
| T-Shirt | Got pr0n? | 
| T-Shirt | Great, you're not illiterate. Now try Elbereth. | 
| T-Shirt | HAIL YEAH! | 
| T-Shirt | HOLY MUSETTE BATMAN | 
| T-Shirt | HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT - Dilbert | 
| T-Shirt | Have a heart. Spay or neuter your d or f. | 
| T-Shirt | Hawaiian T-Shits Just Suck! | 
| T-Shirt | He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead. | 
| T-Shirt | Heading for Godhead | 
| T-Shirt | Hello, $playername. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. | 
| T-Shirt | Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. | 
| T-Shirt | Here comes a new challenger! | 
| T-Shirt | Hermione Has Forgotten How To Dance | 
| T-Shirt | Hey kid! I'm a computah! | 
| T-Shirt | Hey! Nymphs! Steal This T-Shirt! | 
| T-Shirt | Hey, Wizard of Yendor, Demigod This! | 
| T-Shirt | Hi, My name is $playername! | 
| T-Shirt | Home Taping is Killing Music | 
| T-Shirt | How To Keep An Idiot In Suspense - See Other Side | 
| T-Shirt | I / Me / Myself | 
| T-Shirt | I <3 CBT | 
| T-Shirt | I <3 Cookie Monster | 
| T-Shirt | I <3 Dungeon of Doom | 
| T-Shirt | I <3 Humanity | 
| T-Shirt | I <3 Maud | 
| T-Shirt | I <3 OIL | 
| T-Shirt | |
| T-Shirt | I Came Here To Kick Ass And Chew Bubblegum | 
| T-Shirt | I SHIT my PANTS | 
| T-Shirt | I Stand With the Chefs - Down With the Elphs! | 
| T-Shirt | I Support Single Succubi | 
| T-Shirt | I acended and all I got was this lousy excuse for divine robes. | 
| T-Shirt | I added a message on https://www.alt.org/nethack/addmsgs/ and all I got was this lousy shirt! | 
| T-Shirt | I am a Demigod, oh yes... | 
| T-Shirt | I am a Valkyrie. If you see me running, try to keep up. | 
| T-Shirt | I am a proud brony. | 
| T-Shirt | I am not a moron! | 
| T-Shirt | I ascended to demi-godhood, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt! | 
| T-Shirt | I beat anorexia | 
| T-Shirt | I bounced off a rubber tree | 
| T-Shirt | I broke into a shop and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. | 
| T-Shirt | I can hold my breath for TEN minutes! | 
| T-Shirt | I couldn't afford this T-shirt so I stole it! | 
| T-Shirt | I do not have the amulet of yendor YET !!! | 
| T-Shirt | I don't like your ringtone | 
| T-Shirt | I dug the entire dungeon and I STILL couldn't find Iraq's WMDs. | 
| T-Shirt | I entered the Gungeon, and all I got was this stupid Poxcannon | 
| T-Shirt | I entered the Gungeon, and all I got was this stupid Poxcannon | 
| T-Shirt | I got sick riding the Juiblex Express | 
| T-Shirt | I got this lousy t-shirt, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt | 
| T-Shirt | I got zapped with a wand of polymorph and all I became was this stupid T-shirt. | 
| T-Shirt | I hate mondays. | 
| T-Shirt | I kept my pet cat safe from untold horrors and all I got was this lousy t-shirt! | 
| T-Shirt | I kicked down a door, and all I got was a magic missile in my ass... | 
| T-Shirt | I killed the Wizard and all I got was this stupid T-shirt! | 
| T-Shirt | I killed the wizard of Yendor, and all i got is this stupid t-shirt. | 
| T-Shirt | I met Carl, the swordmaster of Jambalaya island and all I got was this lousy t-shirt | 
| T-Shirt | I ordered an awesome T-shirt and all I got was this lousy T-shirt! | 
| T-Shirt | I play SLASH'EM | 
| T-Shirt | I prepared explosive runes this morning. | 
| T-Shirt | I reject your reality and substitute my own! | 
| T-Shirt | I rode the Juiblex Express | 
| T-Shirt | I rode the Juiblex Express and became sick | 
| T-Shirt | I scored with the princess | 
| T-Shirt | I slammed my penis in the car door, and all I got was a broken dong - Gangsta Daffy | 
| T-Shirt | I survived 3 floors without food and all I get is this dumb shirt. | 
| T-Shirt | I survived Grunthack and all I got was this lousy T-shirt of +3 bragging rights | 
| T-Shirt | I took the red pill! | 
| T-Shirt | I want to live forever or die in the attempt. | 
| T-Shirt | I went into the Mazes of Menace and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt. | 
| T-Shirt | I went to Action Park, and all I got were some fractured ribs! | 
| T-Shirt | I went to Yendor and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt. | 
| T-Shirt | I wish these were magic lamps | 
| T-Shirt | I wish this was a Hawaiian shirt instead... | 
| T-Shirt | I wished for blessed +2 GDSM and all I got was this lousy T-shirt. | 
| T-Shirt | I won the nethack.alt.org June Tournament., and all I got was this lousy T-Shiry! | 
| T-Shirt | I'M GONNA WASH MY HANDS BEFORE I PISS AT THE MALL | 
| T-Shirt | I'm Confused! | 
| T-Shirt | I'm a Game-A-Vert. | 
| T-Shirt | I'm a Giant Sandwich Man | 
| T-Shirt | I'm back from the demigod bar! | 
| T-Shirt | I'm gangsta-ing | 
| T-Shirt | I'm in ur base, killin ur doods | 
| T-Shirt | I'm like a superhero with no powers or motivation. | 
| T-Shirt | I'm not even supposed to be here today. | 
| T-Shirt | I'm not fat, I'm knocked up! | 
| T-Shirt | I'm not illiterate. | 
| T-Shirt | I'm selling these fine leather jackets | 
| T-Shirt | I'm too PUMPED to die! | 
| T-Shirt | I'm with Stupid --> | 
| T-Shirt | I'm with a pet | 
| T-Shirt | I'm with stupid -> | 
| T-Shirt | I'm with stupid -> | 
| T-Shirt | I'm with stupid -> | 
| T-Shirt | I've got no friends and neither do you | 
| T-Shirt | I've got the joy joy joy joy in my life | 
| T-Shirt | If you can read this, I can hit you with my polearm | 
| T-Shirt | If you can read this, you are too close. | 
| T-Shirt | If you can read this, you're standing too close. | 
| T-Shirt | If you read this, your illiterate conduct is lost. | 
| T-Shirt | Im not emo! | 
| T-Shirt | Im with stupid --> | 
| T-Shirt | Iron Maiden | 
| T-Shirt | Ironica | 
| T-Shirt | It keeps happening! | 
| T-Shirt | It's a *T*-shirt, fool! | 
| T-Shirt | It's dangerous to go alone! Take this. | 
| T-Shirt | |
| T-Shirt | KICK ME | 
| T-Shirt | Kobolds do it better | 
| T-Shirt | Kop Killaz | 
| T-Shirt | LEROY JENKINS!! | 
| T-Shirt | LOL!!!111!!!1!!!1!1!!!!!!!!! | 
| T-Shirt | LOST IN THOUGHT - please send search party | 
| T-Shirt | Last time I got a hug when I was 17 | 
| T-Shirt | Legalize Everything | 
| T-Shirt | Lichen Park | 
| T-Shirt | Linus Torvalds is my homeboy | 
| T-Shirt | Look at my bicep, you don't think I can meet a girl! | 
| T-Shirt | Looks like Several Big Flexing Biceps | 
| T-Shirt | Loser Pride | 
| T-Shirt | Losing is Fun! | 
| T-Shirt | MANKIND IS DEAD. BLOOD IS FUEL. HELL IS FULL. | 
| T-Shirt | Machine wash, cold. Do not use chlorine bleach. | 
| T-Shirt | Make Love, Not War | 
| T-Shirt | Make Yendor Great Again! | 
| T-Shirt | Mankind knew they could not change society. | 
| T-Shirt | Matter Manipulator: Manipulates everything that matters! | 
| T-Shirt | Maxim 1: Pillage, then burn | 
| T-Shirt | Maybe if this shirt is witty enough, someone will finally love me. | 
| T-Shirt | Meat Is Mordor | 
| T-Shirt | Medusa is my homegirl | 
| T-Shirt | Medusa's Island Swim Team | 
| T-Shirt | Megadeth | 
| T-Shirt | Mind Flayers suck! | 
| T-Shirt | Minetown Better Business Bureau | 
| T-Shirt | Minetown Watch | 
| T-Shirt | Mr. Squacks says: (o< - You're all going to Hell. Get over it. | 
| T-Shirt | Ms. Palm's House of Negotiable Affection -- A Very Reputable House Of Disrepute | 
| T-Shirt | Music Taping is Killing Home | 
| T-Shirt | My god is giving me spellbooks, but all I wanted was food! | 
| T-Shirt | My mom ascended as a demigod and all I got was this stupid t-shirt! | 
| T-Shirt | My name is shawnz. Take me off and see how fat I am. | 
| T-Shirt | My other armor is a blessed +5 gray dragon scale mail. | 
| T-Shirt | My other shirt is a +7 Silver Dragon Scale Mail | 
| T-Shirt | My other sword is a Vorpal Blade! | 
| T-Shirt | My sand ran out, Now life's a beach | 
| T-Shirt | My sisters' are bigger | 
| T-Shirt | Nallihan's Used Armor Dealership -- All that Suits Ya! | 
| T-Shirt | Neferet/Pelias '08 | 
| T-Shirt | Next time you wave at me, use more than one finger, please. | 
| T-Shirt | No Outfit Is Complete Without a Little Cat Fur | 
| T-Shirt | No, I haven't tried reading a T-shirt. Thanks for reminding me! | 
| T-Shirt | No, I will not fix your computer. | 
| T-Shirt | No, I'm with the science team! | 
| T-Shirt | No, this is not a blessed +7 silver dragon scale mail. You must be crazy. | 
| T-Shirt | Nothing happens. | 
| T-Shirt | Nurses do it on the floor! | 
| T-Shirt | OPTIONS=marvin,!suck,rngfavor | 
| T-Shirt | Objects In This Shirt Are Closer Than They Appear | 
| T-Shirt | Occupy Fort Ludios | 
| T-Shirt | On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? | 
| T-Shirt | Only you can prevent forest fires. | 
| T-Shirt | Outlook not so good. | 
| T-Shirt | Overcharge me! | 
| T-Shirt | Owlbreath > Elbereth | 
| T-Shirt | P Happens | 
| T-Shirt | PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals | 
| T-Shirt | Pain is vital bodily fluids leaving the body. | 
| T-Shirt | Play Paranoid! | 
| T-Shirt | Please may I whip your kids? | 
| T-Shirt | Plunder Island Brimstone Beach Club Lifetime Member | 
| T-Shirt | Porn Star | 
| T-Shirt | Prefectionist. | 
| T-Shirt | Protection Racketeer | 
| T-Shirt | Queen B | 
| T-Shirt | ROBLOX. The back reads: "make a free account to change how you look!" | 
| T-Shirt | Randomness Happens | 
| T-Shirt | |
| T-Shirt | Real Men Are Valkyries | 
| T-Shirt | Real men love Crom | 
| T-Shirt | Real men watch ponies. | 
| T-Shirt | Resistance is futile if less than 1 ohm | 
| T-Shirt | Rodney for President! | 
| T-Shirt | Rodney in '08. OR ELSE! | 
| T-Shirt | Rogues do it from behind! | 
| T-Shirt | Rogues do it from behind. | 
| T-Shirt | Romanes Eunt Domus | 
| T-Shirt | Romani Ite Domum | 
| T-Shirt | S.O.B: Succubi Obliging Boytoy | 
| T-Shirt | SHIELD OF HOPE! | 
| T-Shirt | SHOOOOP DA WHOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 
| T-Shirt | SLASH'THEM - a.k.a. SLEX: the good and sane edition. | 
| T-Shirt | SPONSORED BY GOLDENPALACE.COM | 
| T-Shirt | Safety Not Guaranteed | 
| T-Shirt | Same same, but different | 
| T-Shirt | Sarcastic Comment Loading - Please Wait | 
| T-Shirt | Save The Rare Endangered Spycrab! | 
| T-Shirt | Save collapsing wavefunctions: don't look at me! | 
| T-Shirt | Say bye-bye to illiterate conduct, nerd! | 
| T-Shirt | Scalding Lake | 
| T-Shirt | Screw the shots, give me the whole !... | 
| T-Shirt | Seamstress Guild Local #6969 | 
| T-Shirt | Seduce Me, Please. | 
| T-Shirt | Serial Ascender | 
| T-Shirt | |
| T-Shirt | Shoot, and I'll move. In a flash. | 
| T-Shirt | Sluggo is lit | 
| T-Shirt | Smile if you're not wearing underpants. | 
| T-Shirt | Social distancing - an introvert's best friend. | 
| T-Shirt | Sokoban Gym -- Get Strong or Die Trying | 
| T-Shirt | Somebody stole my Mojo! | 
| T-Shirt | Spaaaaaaaaace! In space! Space! | 
| T-Shirt | Sperm Dumpster | 
| T-Shirt | Sperm Dumpster | 
| T-Shirt | Stand back, I'm going to try alchemy | 
| T-Shirt | Stay Fresh! | 
| T-Shirt | Still the best 1973 | 
| T-Shirt | Stood Far Back When The Gravitas Was Handed Out | 
| T-Shirt | Sweet melony goodness! | 
| T-Shirt | T - a shirt | 
| T-Shirt | Team Alien Ant Farm | 
| T-Shirt | Telepathics Do It Blindly | 
| T-Shirt | That's my purse, I don't know you | 
| T-Shirt | The Amulet of Yendor has been stolen by Moloch. Are you a bad enough dude to retrieve the Amulet? | 
| T-Shirt | The Game | 
| T-Shirt | The Hellhound Gang | 
| T-Shirt | The Key ^ / The Legend v | 
| T-Shirt | The Mos was here | 
| T-Shirt | The Real Housewives of Orange County & Knuckles | 
| T-Shirt | The Werewolves | 
| T-Shirt | The YMMM | 
| T-Shirt | The five stages of "I just got it: - :. :\ :| :o :D | 
| T-Shirt | The front says: "+5" The back says: "fireproof" | 
| T-Shirt | The front says: "This message is false." The back says: "The message on the front is true." | 
| T-Shirt | The front says: "Throw daggers!" The back says: "Because they're sharper than rocks." | 
| T-Shirt | The internet has ruined me | 
| T-Shirt | The tengu shuffle is my favorite dance. | 
| T-Shirt | The whole crowd keeps forgetting their own daughter at home. OPE! | 
| T-Shirt | There are 10 types of adventurers in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't | 
| T-Shirt | There are 10 types of adventurers. Those who understand binary and those who don't. | 
| T-Shirt | There is no antimemetics department! | 
| T-Shirt | There's no need to be upset | 
| T-Shirt | There's no place like Home 1 | 
| T-Shirt | They Might Be Ettins | 
| T-Shirt | They Might Be H | 
| T-Shirt | They Might Be Storm Giants | 
| T-Shirt | They say that this is not an actual t-shirt, but more like a halfshirt | 
| T-Shirt | They see me mowing...they front lawn | 
| T-Shirt | They see me roll on they Segway | 
| T-Shirt | They see me trollin' | 
| T-Shirt | This T-Shirt left intentionally blank | 
| T-Shirt | This T-shirt sucks. | 
| T-Shirt | This T-shirt was made by someone who leaves there stuff in the most places | 
| T-Shirt | This is an ironic t-shirt. | 
| T-Shirt | This is not a T-Shirt | 
| T-Shirt | This is not a shirt. | 
| T-Shirt | This is where I watched my parents die, $playername - Batman | 
| T-Shirt | This sentence no verb. | 
| T-Shirt | Torso Awaregness intrinsic | 
| T-Shirt | Tourists Be Gone! | 
| T-Shirt | Trans Rights! | 
| T-Shirt | Up with miniskirts! | 
| T-Shirt | Visit Nicolai's house of magic, a last vestige of civilization in an otherwise uncivilized land. | 
| T-Shirt | Weapons don't kill people, I kill people | 
| T-Shirt | Welcome <3 Gehennom | 
| T-Shirt | What happens in Gehennnom stays in Gehennom | 
| T-Shirt | Where's the beef? | 
| T-Shirt | White Zombie | 
| T-Shirt | Who are you? And why are you reading my T-Shirt?? | 
| T-Shirt | Who watches the watchmaker? | 
| T-Shirt | Why not both? | 
| T-Shirt | Winner of the 1995 Face Sitting Contest | 
| T-Shirt | Winner of the 2006 Wet T-shirt contest! | 
| T-Shirt | Woodstock '69 | 
| T-Shirt | Words on a Shirt | 
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| T-Shirt | Xorn ate my +7 Stormbringer and +6 Grayswandir | 
| T-Shirt | Xorns Do It Anywhere | 
| T-Shirt | Y.M.M.M! They have ONE thing They have NO Man! | 
| T-Shirt | Y.M.M.M! You can Go There! | 
| T-Shirt | YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! | 
| T-Shirt | YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME, BABY! | 
| T-Shirt | Yeah I like BDSM: Blue Dragon Scale Mail | 
| T-Shirt | Yet Another Stupid T-Shirt | 
| T-Shirt | You explode upon reading this T-shirt! You die... --More-- | 
| T-Shirt | You feel douchy! You must have a poor sense of fashion.. | 
| T-Shirt | You feel geeky! You must be leading a sunless lifestyle. | 
| T-Shirt | You had meat "hello" -misquoted unremarkable romcom movie | 
| T-Shirt | You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're about to die | 
| T-Shirt | You see here a ye flask. | 
| T-Shirt | You should hear what the voices in my head are saying about you. | 
| T-Shirt | You're killing me! | 
| T-Shirt | Young Men's Cavedigging Association | 
| T-Shirt | Your Dad On A Sybian | 
| T-Shirt | Your Head A Splode | 
| T-Shirt | Your bones itch. | 
| T-Shirt | ZETH - Zombies for the Ethical Treatment of Humans | 
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| T-Shirt | ^ I love fat farting furries :) ^ | 
| T-Shirt | ^ My eyes are up here! ^ | 
| T-Shirt | ^ My eyes are up here, but probably marginally higher than you would expect them to be! ^ | 
| T-Shirt | ^ My gaze attack is up here ^ | 
| T-Shirt | ^^ My eyes are up here! ^^ | 
| T-Shirt | a cursed -7 T-shirt (being worn) | 
| T-Shirt | cK -- "Cockatrice touches the Kop" | 
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| T-Shirt | only 100 zm for that t-shirt | 
| T-Shirt | oppai | 
| T-Shirt | shrimp on the barbie! | 
| T-Shirt | sloshy | 
| T-Shirt | soy vegano mama | 
| T-Shirt | supreme | 
| T-Shirt | sysadmin | 
| T-Shirt | the High Priest of Moloch knows how to accessorize | 
| T-Shirt | we all need a lute bear in our lifes | 
| T-Shirt | your an idiot | 
| T-Shirt | zorkmid | 
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| Spam | Your time has come. | 
| Spam | Yuk, this mail tastes awful! | 
| Spam | [[Pipis]] | 
| Spam | [[Telesto has broke this very important information. Whoops!]] | 
| Spam | butts | 
| Spam | do sex now | 
| Spam | fucl your buckle | 
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| Spam | get fuked | 
| Spam | http://www.tvtropes.org/ | 
| Spam | i have a request it's 5 nights of snop dog | 
| Spam | i nutted | 
| Spam | if you call this number one more time we will shove the pka meter in your bumhole | 
| Spam | ive got sum gr8 advice 4 u, dont die ok m8 | 
| Spam | lol | 
| Spam | look an actually good game! https://store.steampowered.com/app/459080/YIIK_A_Postmodern_RPG/ | 
| Spam | poop in my gym brother -hh | 
| Spam | qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm | 
| Spam | rub your dingus | 
| Spam | sus | 
| Spam | u suk noob!!!!!1!1!!!1!1!!!!1 | 
| Spam | u trust dado? | 
| Spam | whats this ad about? resurrection? | 
| Spam | wow. such meme. so epic. much random. | 
| Spam | |
| Engraving | "404 computer hamsters not found." | 
| Engraving | "A soul for a wish - that's how Wendy Williams got famous!" - The Gehennom Trade Depot | 
| Engraving | "Engrave a wise saying and your name will live forever." -- Anonymous | 
| Engraving | "Freddy my fucking head is gone" - Bonnie | 
| Engraving | "I don't want to die... not like this..." | 
| Engraving | "I don't want to die... not like this..." | 
| Engraving | "I ran and ran, but He was right behind me!" | 
| Engraving | "Motherfuckas always speaking ITALICS..." -Sethical | 
| Engraving | "No puppet man that's illegal" - Freddy | 
| Engraving | "Pengal, get out of the trash!" - Rev, Bane of Scam Callers | 
| Engraving | "Yesterday... all my troubles seemed so far away..." | 
| Engraving | "Yesterday... all my troubles seemed so far away..." | 
| Engraving | "You loved me when I was king. Where were you when I was on my knees?" | 
| Engraving | "You smite the vampire. It explodes! You seem unaffected by it." | 
| Engraving | "dilbert aint gay" - tupac | 
| Engraving | #8==D~~~ | 
| Engraving | $playername sux! | 
| Engraving | $playername was here | 
| Engraving | $playername wuz here | 
| Engraving | $playername, this is you from the future. Avoid the purple h. It may be your doom. | 
| Engraving | ☺Hello☺ | 
| Engraving | *THUNK* | 
| Engraving | +7 Magicbane. Do you want to kill monsters, or do you want to fool around? | 
| Engraving | --More-- | 
| Engraving | .This message is false | 
| Engraving | /join #nethack | 
| Engraving | 1/0 | 
| Engraving | 1000 zorkmids buying supplies and I forgot toilet paper. | 
| Engraving | 12345 | 
| Engraving | 1337 | 
| Engraving | 2, 12, 1112, 3112, 132112, 1113122112, ... | 
| Engraving | 3 7 8 55 4 2 201 | 
| Engraving | 3ngr@\/r \/\/u$ }{3@r 3|\|d }{e 1eft $u/\/\ 133tsp3@k!!!!1111!!!oneoneone | 
| Engraving | 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 | 
| Engraving | 666 420 Tongue Kiss Your Father | 
| Engraving | <-- Go that way! | 
| Engraving | >:D | 
| Engraving | >he's a janitor >on the internet >on an anime imageboard >he does it for free | 
| Engraving | >he's a janitor >on the internet >on an anime imageboard >he does it for free | 
| Engraving | ?Huh ,od ot retteb gnihton evah uoy | 
| Engraving | @ was here | 
| Engraving | A - cursed loadstone. | 
| Engraving | A Slime draws near! Command? | 
| Engraving | A horse is a horse of course... | 
| Engraving | A squared plus b squared equals c squared. This panel has right angles. Yay! | 
| Engraving | A squeal so pure and childlike, reminiscent of a simpler time to which we can never truly return to | 
| Engraving | A well a everybody's heard about the bird, a well a bird bird bird, bird is the word | 
| Engraving | ALWAYS BET ON DUKE | 
| Engraving | Aaoooooooooooo! Werewolves of Yendor! | 
| Engraving | Absolutely No Gravitas Allowed | 
| Engraving | Alea iacta est. | 
| Engraving | All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth - and a tank! - Kevin | 
| Engraving | All right, give 'im the stic- DOOOON'T GIVE 'IM THE STICK! | 
| Engraving | All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy | 
| Engraving | Allburrith | 
| Engraving | Always Be Closing! | 
| Engraving | Amazing chest ahead | 
| Engraving | Amazing! Fabulous! Stop engraving whatever I say now. Really you can stop. | 
| Engraving | Andre The Giant Has A Posse | 
| Engraving | Are we still doing phrasing? Just checking. | 
| Engraving | As an AI language model, I am sorry but I cannot help you ascend. | 
| Engraving | At last... the amulet ^n my grasp..... hidden in the sec+et room on th! %3rd level... | 
| Engraving | Attention: All item prices have been adjusted to reflect new dungeon tariffs now in effect | 
| Engraving | BEWARB | 
| Engraving | BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU | 
| Engraving | BSOD is for SOBs! | 
| Engraving | Bad Wolf | 
| Engraving | Ban all mashups. | 
| Engraving | Bananas rotate go~ GO~ CAN you feel banana YES FEEL THE SPEED WE HAVE REACHED MAXIMUM VELOCITY | 
| Engraving | Bank of RA - Gold Deposit | 
| Engraving | Bark! | 
| Engraving | Be Kind, Rewind | 
| Engraving | Behind you. | 
| Engraving | Beware the exploding cow! | 
| Engraving | Blessed Greased +5 silver dragon scale mail buried here | 
| Engraving | Bottom Text | 
| Engraving | Bread? Rice? Prosciutto! | 
| Engraving | Bugs Bunny was here! | 
| Engraving | But seriously, who IS on first? | 
| Engraving | CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL | 
| Engraving | CONTIN UE MY GAMEMI NIBOSS | 
| Engraving | Call Before You Dig | 
| Engraving | Can someone lend me a trident of the red rooster. | 
| Engraving | Cancel this engraving | 
| Engraving | Careful with that axe, Eugene! | 
| Engraving | Chainsaw was here! RAAAAAAAGH! | 
| Engraving | Chaotic < Lawful | 
| Engraving | Clothed for inventory | 
| Engraving | Clouds...? | 
| Engraving | Come on, $playername, don't dawdle! You have almost missed the train! | 
| Engraving | Come on, get serious! | 
| Engraving | Computers: Can't live with 'em, can't play Nethack without 'em. | 
| Engraving | Cool story, bro. | 
| Engraving | Cruciatus testiculi cum intensione | 
| Engraving | DANGER MINEFIELD AHEAD ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY | 
| Engraving | DARKSEID IS | 
| Engraving | DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! | 
| Engraving | DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LEAVE THE DANCEFLOOR | 
| Engraving | DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE | 
| Engraving | DRAGON BALL Z/dragon ball z | 
| Engraving | Day 10: My dog is dead, my god is angry, and I'm starving to death. Someone please help me... | 
| Engraving | Dead Nethacker Storage available here upon request | 
| Engraving | Destroy the amulet on this level. | 
| Engraving | Deus Vult! | 
| Engraving | Did you know the witch-woman jenka had a brother? | 
| Engraving | Dig Here for a +5 pair of Speed Boots! | 
| Engraving | Dig down! | 
| Engraving | Dig for Victory here | 
| Engraving | Dig here --- X | 
| Engraving | Dig here for Iraq's WMDs | 
| Engraving | Dig here. | 
| Engraving | Dig this crazy, mixed-up plumbing! | 
| Engraving | Do Not Proceed | 
| Engraving | Do not feed the pink elephant | 
| Engraving | Do not move forward | 
| Engraving | Do not taunt happy fun cockatrice | 
| Engraving | Do you think we'll hit 7000 by next year? | 
| Engraving | Doctor Who? | 
| Engraving | Don't Panic | 
| Engraving | Don't be a $role . Never betray your friends over zorkmids. | 
| Engraving | Don't be a $role . Never drink alcohol. | 
| Engraving | Don't blink! | 
| Engraving | Don't cry, it's just a game. | 
| Engraving | Don't forget - you're here forever. | 
| Engraving | Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine | 
| Engraving | Don't forget to like and subscribe! | 
| Engraving | Don't go into the caves | 
| Engraving | Don't go that way. | 
| Engraving | Don't look behind you. | 
| Engraving | Don't worry. You're still illiterate. | 
| Engraving | Duck! | 
| Engraving | Duck! | 
| Engraving | Dungeon legal troubles? Better Call Saul! | 
| Engraving | E=mc ... no, that's not it. | 
| Engraving | ELVIS SLEPT HERE | 
| Engraving | ENGAGE RIDLEY MOTHER FUCKER | 
| Engraving | ERAU QSSI DRLO WEHT | 
| Engraving | ETAOIN SHRDLU | 
| Engraving | Eat at Joe's | 
| Engraving | Eat your Weetabix or Dunk'll cave your head in! | 
| Engraving | Eblereth | 
| Engraving | Elbcreth | 
| Engraving | Elbeereth | 
| Engraving | Elber | 
| Engraving | ElberLth ElbereGh ElVereth Ylbereth Elbeheth Elb;reth Elberath ElOereth tlbere#h | 
| Engraving | Elberek? Albereth? Albert? | 
| Engraving | Elberet | 
| Engraving | Elbereth | 
| Engraving | Elbereth | 
| Engraving | Elbereth was engraved here, but it's no longer engraved here. You're too late, loser! | 
| Engraving | Elberetn | 
| Engraving | Elberith Elbireth Elberth Lbereth Elbreth | 
| Engraving | Elebird | 
| Engraving | Eleburff | 
| Engraving | Elf Breath | 
| Engraving | Elhereth | 
| Engraving | Engraving with a hammer is hard! | 
| Engraving | Enjoy your stay! But not too much, let's not get crazy here." | 
| Engraving | Environmentally sensitive area -- no farming | 
| Engraving | Even in your NetHack game, F.O.E.! | 
| Engraving | E|bereth | 
| Engraving | FUCKF (is that the Star Wars theme playing in the distance?) | 
| Engraving | Find the computer room! | 
| Engraving | First! | 
| Engraving | Follow the arrows. <--- ---> ^ > v | 
| Engraving | For a good time call 867-5309 | 
| Engraving | For a good time, call 1-900-FOOCUBI! | 
| Engraving | For rent: one recently-vacated dungeon room, furnished, utilities not included. | 
| Engraving | Forgive me, God, for the sin I am about to commit... | 
| Engraving | Friendlydads.net friendliest dads on the Net! | 
| Engraving | Fuck the system! | 
| Engraving | Furries will take over the world. Resistance is futile. | 
| Engraving | Furries will take over this miserable plane of existance you call NetHack. Resistance is futile. | 
| Engraving | Furries will take over this miserable plane of existence you call NetHack. Resistance is futile. | 
| Engraving | Gaius Julius Primigenius was here. Why are you late? | 
| Engraving | Galadriel | 
| Engraving | Gandalf for president! | 
| Engraving | Gary was here! Ash is a loser! | 
| Engraving | Gary was here, $playername is a loser! | 
| Engraving | Gatorade. Is it in you? | 
| Engraving | General failure reading drive A: (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? | 
| Engraving | George plonks ferrets. | 
| Engraving | Get A BRAIN! MORANS | 
| Engraving | Get out of this dungeon while you still can. | 
| Engraving | Giant scorpions? In MY dungeon? It's more likely than you think! Free dungeon check | 
| Engraving | Gilthoniel | 
| Engraving | Go Left --> | 
| Engraving | Go around! Go around and around and around! What fun! I'm so happy! | 
| Engraving | Go format your C drive | 
| Engraving | Go see Snakes on a Plane. | 
| Engraving | Got a problem with spiritual spooks? Call Ghostbusters today at 555-2368 | 
| Engraving | Got milk? | 
| Engraving | HACK THE PLANET | 
| Engraving | HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME | 
| Engraving | Haermund Hardaxe carved these runes | 
| Engraving | Ham swiss on RYE! (Figure it out.) | 
| Engraving | Hastur Hastur H%s+ur | 
| Engraving | He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Arrrgh | 
| Engraving | HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! | 
| Engraving | Hello world! | 
| Engraving | Hello, $playername. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. | 
| Engraving | Hello, world! | 
| Engraving | Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. | 
| Engraving | Help! I'm being violated by overgrown ants! | 
| Engraving | Help. 100 incubi just served me for child support. | 
| Engraving | Here I sit, brokenhearted. I tried to poo but I only farted. | 
| Engraving | Here be dragons. | 
| Engraving | Here comes flame boi. | 
| Engraving | Here lies Bob; he tried an acid blob | 
| Engraving | Here lies Neil Tyrone, too cheap for a real headstone. | 
| Engraving | Here lies all hopes of a cheedar cheese pie. | 
| Engraving | Here there be soldier ants. | 
| Engraving | Here's a little business tip from a pro: try not to carry YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE. | 
| Engraving | Hey, there's something on your shoe! | 
| Engraving | Hey, you! Stupid-looking kid! Look down here! | 
| Engraving | Hoc est qui sumus. | 
| Engraving | Hodor | 
| Engraving | Home Taping Is Killing Music (And It's Illegal) | 
| Engraving | Hope rides alone | 
| Engraving | How much wood could a w**dc***k chuck if a w**dc****k could chuck wood? | 
| Engraving | How's my dungeoneering? | 
| Engraving | Htereble | 
| Engraving | I AM ERROR. | 
| Engraving | I am GOD. And I'm coming for you. | 
| Engraving | I am a fish. | 
| Engraving | I am the bone of my blood. | 
| Engraving | I am. | 
| Engraving | I bet you're wishing that you had the ability to press ctrl + w | 
| Engraving | I couldn't afford a stone! | 
| Engraving | I have to go now. My planet needs me. | 
| Engraving | I keep cutting, but I can't die... | 
| Engraving | I love you Stacy, please marry me! AArrghh! | 
| Engraving | I once had some sweet memories... | 
| Engraving | I prepared Exploding Runes this morning. | 
| Engraving | I prepared Explosive Runes this morning. | 
| Engraving | I warned you about stairs bro! | 
| Engraving | I wasn't here! | 
| Engraving | I wasn't kidding when I said pay! Now, you'll pay the ultimate price!! | 
| Engraving | I went that way! --> | 
| Engraving | I will show you fear in a handful of dust. | 
| Engraving | I wonder what's for dinner... | 
| Engraving | I'd turn back if I were you. | 
| Engraving | I'll have to give myself a prrrrrromotion! | 
| Engraving | I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message. | 
| Engraving | I'm sorry, but the Amulet of Yendor is in another plane! | 
| Engraving | I/L^"L7, | 
| Engraving | IT HIURTS | 
| Engraving | Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn! | 
| Engraving | If I had a dollar for every gender, I'd only have 2 bucks | 
| Engraving | If you can read this, you're standing too close | 
| Engraving | If you find silver dragon scale mail on this spot, consider yourself lucky. | 
| Engraving | If you're reading this your illiterate conduct might still be intact. | 
| Engraving | If you're reading this, say hello at https://www.alt.org/nethack/addmsgs/! | 
| Engraving | If you're reading this, you just lost illeterate conduct! | 
| Engraving | In Soviet Russia, the amulet ascends with you! | 
| Engraving | In this world, it's kill or BE killed!" You see here a smiling flower. | 
| Engraving | Instantum Illuminaris Abraxas | 
| Engraving | Into the Weenie Mobile! | 
| Engraving | Is this a JoJo reference? | 
| Engraving | Is to see or to eat? | 
| Engraving | It Stinks! | 
| Engraving | It didn't have to be this way... | 
| Engraving | It explodes! | 
| Engraving | It hits! It hits! You regret eating that "one more quesadilla"! You die... --More-- | 
| Engraving | It is dark. You may be eaten by a grue. | 
| Engraving | It's a secret to everybody! | 
| Engraving | It's a trick. Get an axe. | 
| Engraving | It's irrelephant. | 
| Engraving | It's just another brick in the wall- er, floor. | 
| Engraving | It's pronounced 'Fronkensteen'! | 
| Engraving | JUSTIN BAILEY ------ ------ | 
| Engraving | Jesus was here 2/15/57 B.C. | 
| Engraving | Jesus was here 51 BC | 
| Engraving | Joseph of Arimathea was here! | 
| Engraving | June 5, 2009: I've been wandering these dungeons for days... I want to see my $playername again | 
| Engraving | Just know the mechanics, don't wipe, and get that nice flawless emblem. | 
| Engraving | Just stop, you have done enough. | 
| Engraving | Just what the hell is an aluminum falcon, anyway? | 
| Engraving | Justin Bailey Justin Bailey | 
| Engraving | Keep Circulating the Tapes | 
| Engraving | Keep off the grass! | 
| Engraving | Kilroy was here. | 
| Engraving | Klaatu barada nikto! | 
| Engraving | Klein bottle for sale -- enquire within. | 
| Engraving | Kono basho o tsūka suru to, sore wa MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! | 
| Engraving | Lawd help me, I'm gonna bust | 
| Engraving | Learn how to spell, dumbas! | 
| Engraving | Live Laugh Love | 
| Engraving | Look behind you, a three-headed monkey! | 
| Engraving | Look! Over there! | 
| Engraving | Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut... | 
| Engraving | Lost? Frightened? Confused? GOOD! | 
| Engraving | MOTHER BRAIN? FUCKIN TOASST | 
| Engraving | Madam, I'm Adam! | 
| Engraving | Man, I don't ever think Keith's been to a prison this bad. | 
| Engraving | Marvin was here. | 
| Engraving | Maxim 1: Pillage, Then Burn | 
| Engraving | Mount a foocubus, not your horse. | 
| Engraving | My name is Chris Houlihan. This is my top secret room. Keep it between us, okay? | 
| Engraving | Need Humanity. | 
| Engraving | Need a light? Come visit the Minetown branch of Izchak's Lighting Store! | 
| Engraving | Need more time? Pray for the Time Goddess! **REQUIRES MONEY** | 
| Engraving | Ness... I feel h a p p y... | 
| Engraving | No one appreciates good craftsmanship around here anymore! | 
| Engraving | No! Not another new- | 
| Engraving | Nodnol 871 Selim | 
| Engraving | Noli turbare circulos meos | 
| Engraving | Not Elbereth | 
| Engraving | Not allowed: Alcohol, drugs, heavy weapons, and lower-floor hooligans without Upper-Crusty status. | 
| Engraving | Now entering the Taco Zone. | 
| Engraving | Now open in Minetown: Sneed's Feed 'N Seed (Formerly Chuck's) | 
| Engraving | OH MAN I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER PLZ TO HALP | 
| Engraving | OH SH- | 
| Engraving | OH, DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THEB ROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!1 XD | 
| Engraving | OVER THINKING IT | 
| Engraving | OW! top TREADING ON ME! | 
| Engraving | On this floor is engraved image of young $playername. The $playername is in fetal position. | 
| Engraving | On this floor is masterfully engraved image of : and @. The newt bites the hero. The hero dies... | 
| Engraving | Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang | 
| Engraving | Open for inventory | 
| Engraving | Oportet imo semper pura. | 
| Engraving | Owl Breath | 
| Engraving | Owlbreath | 
| Engraving | POD SIX IS JERKS | 
| Engraving | PRESS 'X' TO NOT DIE | 
| Engraving | Pay Attention! | 
| Engraving | Perception changes with perspective | 
| Engraving | Phone bad, book good. | 
| Engraving | Please do not ride the foocubi. You have been warned. | 
| Engraving | Please insert disk 2 to continue. | 
| Engraving | Poot dispenser here | 
| Engraving | Preeeeeeeeeeeeeow. | 
| Engraving | Putas de Sever! | 
| Engraving | Qui habet erumpere ventum maxime facit tardius | 
| Engraving | Qui habet erumpere ventum maxime, frangit ventum tardius | 
| Engraving | REDRUM | 
| Engraving | ROAD WORK IN PROGRESS ‐ SLOW DOWN | 
| Engraving | RUN! GO! GET TO THE CHOPPA! | 
| Engraving | Rainbow Dash is the best pony. | 
| Engraving | Real men play female characters. | 
| Engraving | Rodney was here | 
| Engraving | Rosebud. | 
| Engraving | Run for it! It's a rigged bones file! | 
| Engraving | SO SURE AM I OF MY DEFENSES THAT I GIVE YOU THIS CLUE: "CONTRA-DEXTRA AVENUE" PS - TREBOR SUX! | 
| Engraving | STATE 0 SAVED | 
| Engraving | Save Ferris! | 
| Engraving | Save now, and do your homework! | 
| Engraving | Seamstress Guild VIP Entrance ---> | 
| Engraving | See the TURTLE of enormous girth! On his shell he holds the earth. | 
| Engraving | See you next Wednesday | 
| Engraving | Sherlock Holmes - Consulting Detective ‐ All Cases Accepted - Enquire At 221B Baker St., London | 
| Engraving | Sluggo is lit | 
| Engraving | Sluggo is lit (and was here) | 
| Engraving | Sluggo is lit (but wasn't here) | 
| Engraving | Snakes on the Astral Plane - Soon in a dungeon near you | 
| Engraving | So I can write Elbereth but I can't draw a smile in the dust?! - John | 
| Engraving | Some days there's a wand of wishing on this square. Today is not your day. | 
| Engraving | Sometimes I feel that people can read me like an engraving... | 
| Engraving | Sorry, $playername, but The Amulet of Yendor is on another dungeon level! | 
| Engraving | Speak friend and enter | 
| Engraving | Specan Heafod Abraxas | 
| Engraving | Stop drawing ASCII art on the floor - you're not Banksy. | 
| Engraving | Stuff to remember: don't kick sinks. | 
| Engraving | Suicide is illegal - because it is a crime to destroy government property. | 
| Engraving | THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER | 
| Engraving | TOYNBEE IDEA IN MOVIE 2001 - RESURRECT DEAD ON PLANET JUPITER | 
| Engraving | That right there is a bust my good man | 
| Engraving | That's no moon... It's a space station! | 
| Engraving | The Absolutely-Not-Vibrating-Not-Even-A-Little-Bit Square | 
| Engraving | |
| Engraving | The Gnome-with-a-Wand-of-Death was here. | 
| Engraving | The Mos was here | 
| Engraving | The Mother of Miss Gypsy Rose Lee is Not Allowed Backstage | 
| Engraving | The Piezoelectric Square | 
| Engraving | The Squared Circle | 
| Engraving | The Vibrating Square | 
| Engraving | The Vibrating Square is NOT here | 
| Engraving | The engraving hits! The engraving hits! The engraving hits! | 
| Engraving | The forgotten pet $dog has come! An overpowered vicious dog. Beware it's deadly bite! | 
| Engraving | The future's up to you | 
| Engraving | The grass is always greener on the other side of your sunglasses. | 
| Engraving | The horseman are looking for a new member. Could you be the new War? | 
| Engraving | The moon rules - #1 | 
| Engraving | The next sentence is false. The previous sentence is true. | 
| Engraving | The preparations are complete. There is no hope for $playername now. | 
| Engraving | The shiny farhead is the pruf of justis! Stop the njections, yew quack. | 
| Engraving | The treasure is buried uuddlrlrba from here. | 
| Engraving | The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls | 
| Engraving | There are only two things I can't stand: People who dislike others based on country, and the Dutch | 
| Engraving | There is a small mailbox here. | 
| Engraving | There is nothing engraved here. Really. | 
| Engraving | There was a hole here. It's gone now. | 
| Engraving | There's no writing here, you must be seeing things... | 
| Engraving | They enslave their children's children who make compromise with sin. | 
| Engraving | They say god saved the queen | 
| Engraving | They say that "They" can never be trusted. | 
| Engraving | They say that the Spider Caves have a wand of death... Oh wait... That was SLASH'EM, wrong game | 
| Engraving | They say that there's a stalker behind you | 
| Engraving | They say that you are what you eat. | 
| Engraving | They say that you can't trust what they say. | 
| Engraving | This dungeon best viewed in Microsoft Dungeon Explorer 6 | 
| Engraving | This engraving is totally unextrordinary. Wait! No! It says - no, it's unextrordinary. | 
| Engraving | This is a grave time... Hence, enGRAVings will be made! | 
| Engraving | This is a lie. | 
| Engraving | This is a pit! | 
| Engraving | This is a pit! | 
| Engraving | This is an engraved tile... You can just forget regular tiles now, they have nothing on engraved! | 
| Engraving | This is not the dungeon you are looking for. | 
| Engraving | This message is false. | 
| Engraving | This page intentionally left blank | 
| Engraving | This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. | 
| Engraving | This space accidentally left blank. | 
| Engraving | This space intentionally left blank. | 
| Engraving | This square deliberately left blank. | 
| Engraving | This statement is false. | 
| Engraving | This tile tells you that you need at least AC -15 to clear the castle. | 
| Engraving | This way for egress. | 
| Engraving | Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. | 
| Engraving | Todokete setsunasa ni wa | 
| Engraving | Top 'o the mornin' to ya, Laddies! My name is JackSepticEye! | 
| Engraving | Top Kek! | 
| Engraving | Toy Story 2 was OK. | 
| Engraving | Try ?? , : :: /f !, You | 
| Engraving | Try Finger, but hole | 
| Engraving | Try jumping | 
| Engraving | Twilight Sparkle has bacon hair. | 
| Engraving | UUDDLRLRBAS | 
| Engraving | Unicorn skin tastes likes Jesus. | 
| Engraving | Up down up down. | 
| Engraving | Vlad wasn't here | 
| Engraving | W.A.S.T.E. | 
| Engraving | WARNING! Do not read this message. | 
| Engraving | WARNING! Newts ahead. | 
| Engraving | WARNING: CONSTRUCTION AHEAD. | 
| Engraving | WELCOME THRILLHO- | 
| Engraving | WINAMP! It really whips the llama's ass! | 
| Engraving | WOT, NO GYPSIES? | 
| Engraving | WTF | 
| Engraving | Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. Must bring your own weapons. | 
| Engraving | Warning, Exploding runes! | 
| Engraving | Watch me *swoose* right in! | 
| Engraving | Watch out! The-Gnome-With-The-Wand-Of-Death is behind that door! | 
| Engraving | We are not amused. | 
| Engraving | We strive to provide a safe working environment for all our expendables! | 
| Engraving | Welcome to Adventure!! Would you like instructions? | 
| Engraving | Welcome to the city! Try to have some good, clean, wholesome fun, okay? | 
| Engraving | Welcome to... THE DANGER ZONE! *Kenny Loggins music* | 
| Engraving | Well, muscular bodies keep ME satisfied! | 
| Engraving | What do you get when you mix incoherent design with a dime-store developer? AmyBSOD! | 
| Engraving | What do you suppose spam tastes like? No, the other spam. | 
| Engraving | What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more | 
| Engraving | What? Why are you reading this instead of DOING YOUR JOB?! | 
| Engraving | Where are the ats of yesteryear? | 
| Engraving | Who is this "foreign host" and why does he keep closing my sessions? | 
| Engraving | Why are you looking down here? | 
| Engraving | Why are you reading this? | 
| Engraving | Why's everybody always picking on me? | 
| Engraving | Wololo | 
| Engraving | Woomy | 
| Engraving | X marks the spot | 
| Engraving | X marks the spot. | 
| Engraving | XYZZY | 
| Engraving | Ye who runs needlessly. Thou art a fool. Thou art a fool. Thou art a fool. Thou art a fool. | 
| Engraving | Yeah, well, y'know, that's just like, your opinion, man. | 
| Engraving | You are already dead! | 
| Engraving | You are here. | 
| Engraving | You are here. | 
| Engraving | You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. | 
| Engraving | You aren't going to ascend by staring at your shoes. | 
| Engraving | You can't help being ugly, but you could stay home. | 
| Engraving | You die... | 
| Engraving | You die... | 
| Engraving | You fall into a bottomless pit. You die... | 
| Engraving | You feel a normal vibration under your feet. | 
| Engraving | You feel a strange vibration under your feet. | 
| Engraving | You just lost illiterate conduct, newb! | 
| Engraving | You must construct additional pylons. | 
| Engraving | You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a change | 
| Engraving | You sat on thumb and you've to gimme thusand zms! | 
| Engraving | You step on a polymorph trap! | 
| Engraving | Your Dad On A Sybian | 
| Engraving | [A picture of a cat standing triumphant on a pile of rusty old armor] | 
| Engraving | [A picture of a demon and some dwarves. The demon is in a fetal position. The dwarves laugh.] | 
| Engraving | [A picture of a hero running on the backs of crocodiles and surviving] | 
| Engraving | [A picture of a strange box with a lamp on top and windows near the top of each side] | 
| Engraving | [A picture of a strange creature surrounded by buckets] | 
| Engraving | [A picture of goblins attacking a horse pulled cart with lots of cake in it.] | 
| Engraving | [An engraving of a tricorn with an oval in the middle, and a single word below it: "Addiction."] | 
| Engraving | [an engraving of rather confusing diagrams] | 
| Engraving | [crudely drawn phallus] | 
| Engraving | [s4s]-tan | 
| Engraving | ^-v-^ <(purr... purr...) | 
| Engraving | burenyuu~ | 
| Engraving | feature ashen do stuart | 
| Engraving | fucl | 
| Engraving | glitchraptor was here | 
| Engraving | han solo dies lol | 
| Engraving | hello | 
| Engraving | http://www.tvtropes.org/ | 
| Engraving | i iI ii i_ | 
| Engraving | it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts | 
| Engraving | jaja grond dad | 
| Engraving | lol | 
| Engraving | lol no generics | 
| Engraving | lol pewdipie iz dumb | 
| Engraving | mde.tv | 
| Engraving | mexican jumping beans | 
| Engraving | much engraving | 
| Engraving | rerecord don't fade away | 
| Engraving | romanes eunt domus | 
| Engraving | romanes eunt domus | 
| Engraving | school is for chumps | 
| Engraving | shawnz sux. | 
| Engraving | snoopys balls | 
| Engraving | spoo | 
| Engraving | uA#3~2$AW>g+;$ --- +++ATH0 NO CARRIER | 
| Engraving | ur moms gay | 
| Engraving | wat do yu men i haff too go bak too firstest grad - i thinkk guud! | 
| Engraving | we all need a lute bear in our lifes | 
| Engraving | you are the one millionth visitor on this place! please wait 200 turns for a wand of wishing. | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | !!HUGE MAN!! | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | "Here lies Dudley's Dungeon, 2/2/2004-12/31/2008" | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | "I'll bring all of you ants to justi-" | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | $cat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | $dog | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | $fruit -headed Wizard of Yendor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | $playername | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | $playername | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | $playername | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | $playername 's imaginary girlfriend dual-wielding lightsabers | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | $playername from an alternate timeline | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | $playername, but if you laugh the video ends | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | $role on acid | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | %playername% the filthy degenerate | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ████ ██████ | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ' * # /O==o= ASCII racecar | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | '); DROP TABLE monsters; -- | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | '-' | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | '74 Cadillac | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | 'M | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | (.)(.) golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | (random gas-colour e.g. paisley) dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | *donk* | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | +7 daedric long sword | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | . Soft Fuzzy Man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ... | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ... wait a second. You're high! | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ...! | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | /b/ | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | 0/0 | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | 1 of 60 Templars | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | 1-D bug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | 10x developer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | 1337 h4x0r | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | 15 m class Eoten | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | 23-headed lizard-monkey | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | 3 GB of inflation fetish pr0n | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | 3.14t fiend | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | 3.4.3 loyalist | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | 3.4.3 loyalist | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | 4chan | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | 50 Cent | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | 50-foot-tall tanuki anthro with a set of the largest genitals you'll ever see | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | 8-bit bat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | 8=D golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | 9 out of 10 dentists | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | 99% percent of bacteria | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | :) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ;) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | >.o= - * KawASCII man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ????? | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | @ sign | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | A 2005 Honda Bambingus Schlingus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | A Floating Shopping List | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | A Giant Baked Bean | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | A Level 1864 Crafted Forbearance User | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | A MILF | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | A Mathematician | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | A One Eyed Trouser Snake | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | A Scotsman on a horse | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | A Weapon of Mass Destruction | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | A Wood Carver | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | A catgirl (mew?) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | A copy of the game Banjo-Kazooie | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | A dead meme | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | A flying sheep | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | A foocubus suing for child support | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | A hot librarian | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | A hot naked lolita | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | A positive pregnancy test | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | A repo man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | A sexbot | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | A very surprised-looking sperm whale | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | A white guy with brown hair and glasses | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | A.W.E. Member | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | AAA, the best player that ever lived, | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | AHH! Real Monsters! | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | AM | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ASCII golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ASCII representation of a monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Aarglexanerth | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Abraham Lincoln | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Abraham Lincoln, vampire hunter | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Absolutely nothing | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Academia | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Acererak in a TIE fighter | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Acid worm | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Adolph Hitler | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Adom player | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Aerith | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Aerodactyl | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Agent Smith | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ahriman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Air golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Airman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Akkat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Al-Mutasim | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Alan Becker | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Alaskan bull worm | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Albert Einstein | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Alex Kidd | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Alexandria | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Alf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ali G | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | All | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Almost nothing | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | American Joel | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | American mink | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Amulet of Yendor (wielding Rodney) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Amulet of Yendor golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Amulet of Yendor golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Amulet of Yendor mimic | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | AmyBSOD | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | An ICE agent | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | An IRS agent | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | An ugly lunch lady | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | An unlit sluggo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Anarchist | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ancient Aliens | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ancient Chaos Wyrm | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ancient Krug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ancient Stone Beast | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Andalite | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Andariel, the Maiden of Anguish | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Androsynth | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Andy (wielding Woody) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Angband | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Angband player | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Angra Mainyu | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Angry People | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Anime Cosplayer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ann Coulter | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ann Coulter | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Annoying Dog | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Anti-bully Ranger | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Antlered Horror | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Antonio Stella bottom tile | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Anubis | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Anywere | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Aperture Science Sentry Turret | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Apple III | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Applejack | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Aqua Teen Hunger Force | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Arcane Sentry Cube | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Arcane Sentry Golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Arcanine | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Arceus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Arch Lich (called Froot) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Arch Linux lich | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Arcturian balloon creature | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ari | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Arilou Lalee'lay | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Armok | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Arpoovian Shebber-Shenty | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Artorias, the Abysswalker | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ashtar | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ass Slam the Grand Damned | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Astral call bug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Attack Parrot | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Aud Ketilsdatter | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Aunt Irma | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Austin Powers | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Australium golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | AutoFister | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | B'loody Mary Smith | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | B-a-a-l | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | BASIC elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | BDFL | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | BDSM (blue dragon scale mail) enthusiast | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | BIKECAT | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | BORT SAMSON | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | BRIAN BLESSED | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | BSD devil | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | BSD devil | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Baal, the Lord of Destruction | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Baba Yaga | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Babe Ruth (the candy bar) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Babos | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Baby Tank | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bachelor's party | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bad Badger | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bad Dude | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bag O'Glass | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bag of doorknobs | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bahamut | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Baiowulf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Baldi | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Baldi (with a broken ruler) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Baldi of Smacking +7 | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ballbreaker | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Balloon Boy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ballos | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Balrog | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ban monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bane? | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Barbariccia | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Barkman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Barky fox | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Baron Harkonnen | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Baron Nashor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Baron Wilfrey | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Barzahl | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Basement Cat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Basic mind flayer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Basic mind flayer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Basil the Bat Lord | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Batman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Battle Rodent | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Battlesnake | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bearded Spock | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Beelzebub | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Behemoth | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bel-Shamharoth | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Belkar Bitterleaf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bellybutton lint monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bender Bending Rodriguez | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Benhart of Yugo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bennifer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Beret Guy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bernie Sanders | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Betamax | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bethany Esda | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Betty & Veronica | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Big Bird | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Big Boss | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Big Brother | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Big Guy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Big, Round, kind of greyish Golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bigfeet (both feet, not just one) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bill Cipher | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bill Cipher | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bill Gates | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bill Nye the Science Guy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | |
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bill and Ted | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Birdmom | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Birdo-Ostro | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bizzaro Superman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | |
| Hallucinatory Monster | Black Cat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Black Dragon Scale Mail (wielding a bullwhip) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Black Grandma | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Black Hat Guy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Black Iron Tarkus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Black Knight (with limbs) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Black Knight (without limbs) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Black-and-white-striped Unicorn | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Blackbeard | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Blarog | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Blaster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Blobulord | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bloody August | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Blue Badger | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Blue veined custard chucker | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | |
| Hallucinatory Monster | Blue-Eyes White Dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bo Derek | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bob Barker | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bob Ewell | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bob Hope | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bob the Blob | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bob the Hamster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bob the Knight | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bobby Hill (That's my purse! I don't know you!) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bobson Dugnutt | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bon Jovi | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bonnie | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bonnie Tyler | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Boomer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Boomer Zoomer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Boorider7 | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Boos Miller | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bort | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bort Sim\pesson | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bort Simpesson | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bort Sipesson | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bottle of no-ghost | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bottom Text | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bowl of Petunias | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bowser | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bozo the Clown | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bozorc the Orc | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Brain eating snake | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Brain kicker | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Brave Sir Robin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Breakout Brick | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Brick monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Brig-class DRAGON | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Britney Spears | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Broil Bunch Grunt | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Brotherman Bill | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bruce Wayne | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Brutal Bruno | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bucket Bot | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bud Spencer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Buffamoo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bugger Hive-Queen | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bugs Bunny | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bugs Bunny | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bullet Bill | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bullet Kin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Bullet King | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Butler Bot | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | CATS | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | CBT Wizard | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | CHKDSK | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | COMIC SANS!' | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cabinet Man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cacame Awemedinade | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cactaur | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Caerbannog | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Caesar | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Caffeine Golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cagnazzo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Calculator store | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Calvin & Hobbes | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Calvinosaurus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Can of Spackling Paste | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cantankerous Californian | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Capitalist | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Captain Commando | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Captain Crunch | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Captain Gordon, Defender of Earth | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Captain Hammer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Captain Kirk | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Captain Novolin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Captain Planet | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Captain Tagon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Captain Viridian | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Care Bear | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Carl Brutananadilewski | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Carl Johnson | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Carnivorous Waffle Iron | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Carrot Soldier | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Carrot Top | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Carry Nation | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cartman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Casca | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ceiling Cat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cerberus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cerberus Vae III Intro Dialogue | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cerenus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Champion Lance | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Chandra | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Chao | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Chaos Butterfly | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Char Aznable | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Charger | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Charles Barkley | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Charles J. Ruttheimer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Charlie Chaplin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Charon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cheese Golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Chef Excellence | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Chell | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Chen Shumei | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Chenjesu | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cherry the Cockatrice | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Chess Piece Face | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Chex Warrior | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Chica | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Choronzon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Chris the Ninja Pirate | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Christ on a bike | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Christ on a crutch | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Christopher Walken | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Chronepsis | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Chronepsis ... what the hell kind of name is that?! | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Chronic Zoom. The Iron Curtain hits! You die... -More- | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Chuck Norris | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Chucky | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Claude Speed | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Clawglip | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Clippy the Shopping Assistant | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cloud of Confetti | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cluckadoodle | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cluwne | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Coach Z | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cobra Commander | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cobra Kai fighter | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cock the Cherrytrice | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cockatrice the Cherry | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cockatrice, son of Dickatwice | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Coldsteel the Hedgeheg | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Colin Farrell | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Colonel B. Astard | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Colonel H. Stinkmeaner | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Colonel Sanders | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Colonel Shepard | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Combine soldier | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Commissioner Hunter | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Communist | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cop Bot | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Corbenik | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cornholio | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | CoryxKenshin (wielding a katana) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cosmos | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Count Dinkula | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Courier Ulysses | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cranky Kong (git gud) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Crash Bandicoot | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Crawl player | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Crazy Diamond | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Crazy Yiuf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Crisis Actors | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cron man trap | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Crow T Robot | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Crowley | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Crumple-Horned Snorkack | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cryptosporidium | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cryptosporidium-136 | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Crystal Dragon Jesus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Crystal Gem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cthulhu | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cthulhu | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cthulhu | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cucumber | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cucumber sandwich | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Curly | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Curly Brace | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Curse of the Were-Rabbit | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cursed pile of coins | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cyberman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cylon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Cylon and Garfunkel | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | D (a Red Dragon named Zen) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | D-Rex | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | D4C | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | DDOS attack | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | DDoS dealer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | DIO | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | DJ Professor K | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | DREADED AQUAE MORTIS | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Daad the Punster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dad (With a flaming head) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dagoth Ur | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dale the Dalek | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dalek | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dan Quayle | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dante Alighieri | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Daphne | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dargon King | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Darien Fawkes | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dark Helmet | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | DarkVexon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Darth Vader | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Darude - Sandstorm | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Darude - Sandstorm | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Darwin's fish | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | David Bowie | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | David Hasselhoff | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Deadline | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Death and Taxes | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Death of Rats | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Delicious Fruit | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Delicious Fruit | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Demigorgonzola | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Demoknight | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Descoladore | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Desk-kun | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Detritus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dev Team | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Deviljho | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dhaos | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Diablo, the Lord of Terror | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Diamond dog | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dilan | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dimitri Rascalov | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dion Nicholas | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Disco Bandit | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Discord | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Disemheaded body | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Disgruntled postal worker | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dnyarri | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dnzx the Nonsensical | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Doctor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Doctor Faustus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dog the God of Dogged Dog-gone Godhood, Doug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dogley | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Domo-kun | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Don Knotts | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Don Salvatore | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Donald Duck | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Donald Trump | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Donkey Kong | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Donnie Darko | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Donut head, who says "I am not a hallucination." | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | DoodleBob | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Doom-shroom | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Doomguy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Doomy doomish doom of doom | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Doozer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dorothy Gale | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Doug Dimmadome from the Dimmsdale Dimmadome | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dr. Clef | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dr. Evil | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dr. Funkenstein | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dr. Manhattan | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dr. McNinja | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dr. Pavel | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dr. Phil | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dr. Weird (GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dr. Zed | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dr. strange | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dragonslayer Ornstein | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Drazziw-fo Rodney | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dreadnautilus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dremora | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Drill Sergeant Nasty | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Drill Sergeant Sharp | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Drug-fueled psychosis | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Drunken Politician | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Druuge | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dudley | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dudley | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dudley Do-Right | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dudley's ghost | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Duke Nukem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dumbledore | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Duncan MacLeod (_|_) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dungeon Master | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Duriel, the Lord of Pain | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dust Bunny | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dust speck | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dyspeptic hamster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Dzhokar Tsarnaev | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | EVA Unit 01 | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | EXP Golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Easss | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ebenezer Scrooge | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Eblis | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ed the Undying | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Edgar the Bug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Edgeworth | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Edward Cullen | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Eevee | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Eg | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Eh! Steve! | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Eidolos | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Eighth Wonder | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Einstein field equation | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | El Pollo Diablo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ElDeR cHaOs GoD | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Elbereth Engraving | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Elder Demus Fathien | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Elder Owyn Lyons | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Elf on the Shelf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Elite Four Bruno | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Elrond Hubbard | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Elsen | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Elvis | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Elvis impersonator | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Emperor Uriel Septim | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Enderdragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Enemy Stand | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Enraged Cockatoo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Enragement Child | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Entropy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Epic Fail Guy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Eraserhead | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Erdtree | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Eris | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Error from the Clone Lab | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Espeon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Euclidean 3-sphere | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Evil Devil | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Evil Otto | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Evil angel | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Evilking | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Exact duplicate of yourself | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Executioner Smough | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Exor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Explorington III | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Extra Deluxe Ultima Wonkor Burger | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Extraordinary person | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Extremeasaur | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Eye of Sauron | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | F.O.E. | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | FOODCO(tm) black pudding | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | FOXHOUND covert operative | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | FPSRussia | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Faluzure | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Fat Albert | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Fat Momma | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Father Elijah | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Feedback | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Femto | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Fidchell | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Fig Newton of your imagination | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Filet-O-Fish | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | First 20 digits of Pi | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Fisto | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Flaming Violist | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Flareon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Flea Man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Floating mirror in which your reflection looks evil | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Floating table of potions | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Fluttershee | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Fluttershy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Flying Burrito Brother | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Flying Jeans | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Flying Nun | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Flying Spaghetti Monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Flying Spaghetti Monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Flying Spaghetti Monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Flying angry evil skull that flies upside-down when holy water is sprinkled on it | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ford Escort | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ford Focus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ford Prefect (the car, not the alien from somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ford Sierra Cosworth | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Foreign Host | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Formido Oppugnatura Exsequens | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Fortnite player | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Foul Ole Ron | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Fourth Chairman of the Tojo Clan | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Foxy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Foxy the Pirate | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Fraggle | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Fraggle | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Frankenstein | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Frankenstein, specifically the doctor not the unnamed monster he created | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Freakazoid | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Fred | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Fred Durst's disembodied head | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Freddie Mercury | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Freddie Mercury | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Freddy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Freddy Fazbear | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Freddy Fazbear | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Freddy Fazbear | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Frigate-class DRAGON | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Frog-eating surrender monkey | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Fully Integrated Security Technetronic Officer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Fusion Dragon Approaches! | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Fuzz golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | G*rf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | G-Man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | GEP Gun | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | GPT-2 | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | GREASED WONKOR SLIDER | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Galactus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Galdryn the Green | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Galleon-class DRAGON | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Galo Sengen | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | GamerGate member | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gangsta | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ganondorf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Garbagefield | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gardener in the Dark | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Garfield | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Garfield the Cat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Garfield the President | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gargamel | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Garruk | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gary Glitter | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gary Glitter | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gastronok | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | General Chase | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | General Ironside | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | General Ity | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | General Jing-Wei | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | General Mohmar Deathstrike | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | General Protection Fault | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | General Public | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | General Tullius | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | General Zod and his evil hench-Kryptonians | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | George W. Bush | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Geraldo Rivera | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ghost Dad | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ghost Johnson | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ghoul Wizard | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Giant Belly | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Giant Hand | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Giant Midget | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Giant Rubix Cube | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Giant Slobbering Piemonster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Giant Stick | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Giant Tongue | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Giant shoggoth | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Giga Pudding | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gigi the Fister | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gill Bates | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gingerbread Man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Girl with a ponytail and a rather large laser gun | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Giygas | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Giygas | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Giygas | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Giygas | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gizmo the Gremlin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gizzard of Hendor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Glaceon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Glaistig Uaine | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gleam Eyes | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Glinda | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gnome With A Wand Of Death | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gnome-With-The-Wand-Of-Death | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Go golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | God | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | God Almighty | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Godel's second incompleteness theorem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Godzilla | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Godzilla | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Godzilla | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Goku | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gold Experience | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Golden Freddy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Golden Wooly | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gollum | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gooby | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Google monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gordon Freeman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gorg | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gorilla | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Goron | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gorre | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gouda Golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Grammar Nazi | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Grand Dad (Flintstones?) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Grand master mind flayer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Grand master mind flayer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Grandma | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Granny Weatherwax | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gravemind | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Greased Scotsman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Great Green Arkleseizure | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Great Soft Jelly Thing | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Greater Queen of England | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Greebo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Green Flesh-Thresher | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Green humanoid dragon gamer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Grendel | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Greuvenia the Pox | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Griffith | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Grinning Colossus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Grover | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Grue | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Guatemalan cow of paradise | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Guildmaster Wigglytuff | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gundam | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gushoshin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Guts | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Guts | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Guy of Gisborne | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Guybrush Threepwood | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Guymelef | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gwyn, Lord of Cinder | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Gym Leader Claire | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | HAL 9000 | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | HOA member | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | HOA representative | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | HURD kernel | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hacker | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hag of Bolding | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Haggis Golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Half Chewed Taxi Squasher | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Halloween Document | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hallucinatory Monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hamatha | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hamburglar | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hamburgler Grunt | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hamitha | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hammer Pants | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hank Hill (BWAH!) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hanniwa | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Happy Fun Ball | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Happy Fun Ball | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Harambe | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hard Man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Harmless Protoplasm | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Harpo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Harry Potter | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Harvey Birdman, Esq., Attorney-At-Law | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Haskell job offer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Haskell programmer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hastur | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hawkeye Gough | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hawkeye from M.A.S.H. | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Haxor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | He Who Must Not Be Named | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | He-Man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | He-who-may-not-be-named | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Head Rot | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Headcrab | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Heavily Armed Porky | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Heisenberg | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Heisenberg | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hell Baron | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hello Kitty | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Here lies /usr/bin/nethack, killed by SIGSEGV. | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Here lies Chara, who grew up in abuse and strife, became quite disturbed and obsessed with a knife. | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hermit Purple | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Herobrine | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hierophant Green | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Highwind Airship | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hildr, engraged | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hillary Clinton | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hippopotamus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ho-oh | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hoagie | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Holocaust | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Holy Spirit | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Honest Politician | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hong Kong Fooey | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hork-Bajir | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hovercraft Eel | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hrungnir, The Hill Giant Lord | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Huggy Wuggy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hugo (Crying) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Humpty Dumpty | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hunter | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hydra Aurora Bomber | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Hyperion | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | I think I see Death! | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | I.R.S. agent | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | IFC Yipes | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ian-Keith on crack | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ice King | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Idiotic nerd that looks like your momma | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ig | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Iggy Koopa | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Igor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ikrella the Witch | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Illfang the Kobold Lord | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ilwrath | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Immortan Joe | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Incredibly Deadly Viper | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Inigo Montoya | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Inkling | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Innis | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Insectoid Queen Gypsy Moth | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Inspector Gadget | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Integral Sign | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Integrated Data Sentient Entity | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Inu Yasha | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Investment Banker | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Invisible Pink Unicorn | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Iolo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Iraqi WMD | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Isaac (wielding an Isaac (wielding an Isaac (wielding an Isaac))) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Isaac (wielding tears) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ispano | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | It | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | It | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | It explodes! | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | It's the first real monster you've ever seen! | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Its your FATHER! | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Its your MOTHER! | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | J. R. "Bob" Dobbs | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | J.R.R. Tolkien | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Jace, the Mind Sculptor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Jack Slash | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Jack Sparrow | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Jack's complete lack of surprise | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Jackie Chan | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Jak and Daxter | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | James Bond | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | James Rolfe (wielding an empty Rolling Rock) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Jan in the Pan | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Jaquio | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Jared Fogle | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Jason | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | JavaScript property accessor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Jean-Luc Picard | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Jean-Paul Sartre | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Jebus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Jell-O pudding | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Jerma | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Jerry Garcia | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Jesus H. Christ | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Jetstream Sam | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Jigglypuff | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Jimmy Hoffa | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Jimmy Pegorino | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Joe Don Baker | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | John Madden | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | John the Fisherman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Johnny Depp | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Jolteon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Joseph Joestar | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Joseph Stalin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Joshua Graham | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Jotaro Kujo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Juba the Sniper | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Jubilex | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Jubjub bird | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Judge Judy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Jumping brain | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Just Like Bart | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | KDE | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | KOMPRESSOR | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Kamineko | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Kane (HE LIVES) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Kanye West | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Kaster Maen | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Katniss Everdeen | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Kedama | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Kelgorath, Taniks Wannabe | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ken-Oh | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Kepa Auwae | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Kermit the Frog | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ketchup Golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Khan Noonien Singh | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Kibo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Kibo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Killer Beatle | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Killer Queen | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Killer Rabbit | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Killer Robot | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Killer ant | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Killer tripe ration | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Killrovian deathctopus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Kilrathi | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | King Crimson | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | King Jellyjam | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | King K. Rool | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | King Kong | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | King Prawn | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | King Richard III | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | King of All Cosmos | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | King of The Squirrels | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Kirby <('_')> | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Kirby with a gun!? | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Kirk the Knight of Thorns | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Kit-Kat bar | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Kizuna AI | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Knob Goblin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Kockmann's Adventurer Decimation (tm) crew | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Komodo dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Kounosuke Kuri | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Kraid | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Krampus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Krusty the Clown | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Krzzzzssssssthhhhuuuuuullll Hnnnnnngggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Kung Fu Jesus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Kuriboh | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Kwyjibo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | L (an Arch-Lich named Froot) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | L dressed as Darth Vader, sans helmet, wielding a red lightsaber | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | LENNY | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | La Chancla | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lachrymose Leech | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lad the Immature | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lady GaGa | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lady of the Lake | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lain Iwakura | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lakitu | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lancia Integrale | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lancia Stratos | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lara Croft | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Large Marge | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Larry | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Larry Koopa | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Latias | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Latios | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lautrec of Carim | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lavagirl | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lavos | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Law and Disorder | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Le Chiffre | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | LeChuck | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Leafeon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Led Zeppelin elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Leg Horse | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Legendary black beast of Arrrgh | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lemmy Kilmister | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lemmy Koopa | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Leonard Bernstein | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lethal Force Man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Leviathan | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lews Therin Telamon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lex Luther | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Liberal | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Liberal Republican | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Libertarian | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Life | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Liliana | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lilliputtian | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Link | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Linux OOM killer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Little girl | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Little girl (wielding Kill Kill Piano) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Living Door | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lizard of Yendor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Loadstone Golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Long worm bug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lorax | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lord Ashur | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lord British | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lord Britney-ish | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lord Goda | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lord Sheogorath | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lord Voldemort | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lord Xeen | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lord's Blade Ciaran | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lou Cipher | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lu Bu | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lucatiel of Mirrah | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lucius Malfoy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ludwig von Koopa | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Luigi | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Lute Bear | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | M. C. Escher | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | M. Drew Streib | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | MAH LAZOR! | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | MG Metro 6R4 | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | MIRACLE WONKOR | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | MONOCULUS! | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Macha | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Made In Heaven | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Madman with a Box | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Magic: The Gathering | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Magical Trevor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Magically animated vorpal blade | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Magician Red | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Magikarp | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Magus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mail Daemon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Major Victory | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Major Woody | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Malaclypse the Younger, Omnibenevolent Polyfather of Virginity in Gold | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Male Daemon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mammon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Man-Made Object | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Maneater Mildred | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mangle | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mani Mani | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Marduk the Creator | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Marduk/Merodach | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Marilyn Monroe | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mario | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mario with a knife | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Marisa Kirisame | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Markiplier | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Marmie | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Martha Stewart | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Martian jellymould | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Maru | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Maru | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Marvin the Paranoid Android | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mary-Kate and Ashely Olson | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Masked Mutant | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Master Blaster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Master Chief | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Master Hand | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Master Light Wings Close Range Support Cruel Battle Machine Evaccania DOOM | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Matador | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Maud | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Maud'Dib | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Max Headroom | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mayor and his three Daughters | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mazirian the Magician | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Meal Rejected by the Enemy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mecha Mountie | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mecha-Shiva | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mecha-Streisand | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Medusoid Mycellium | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mega Dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mega Man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Megadeus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Megatron | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mehrunes Dagon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mel the stinky AI | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Melnorme | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Melony | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Melvin 'Big Smoke' Harris | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Menacing Man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mephisto, the Lord of Hate | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mephistopheles | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Metaknight | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Metal Gear | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Metric stormtrooper | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mewthree | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mewtwo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Michael Jackson | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mickey Mouse | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Microsoft Windows | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mike Nelson | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Miku Hatsune | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mil Muertes | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Milspec turret | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mini Lemon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mini-Me | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Minilemon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Misery | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Miss Marple | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | MissingNO. | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Missingno | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mister E | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mistral | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mithos Yggdrasil | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mmrnmhrm | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mobile Suit | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mocojahn | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Moe | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Moe, Larry, and Curly (wielding cream pies) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mokey | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Moloch | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mommie | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Momo (wielding a blessed CoryxKenshin) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Monkey Woman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Monkey-man of Delhi | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Monsoon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Monster from the Id | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Monster-with-a-petrifying-gaze | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mooninite | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Moonmoon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Moonmoon (wielding a pair of moons) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mooshroom | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Morgoth | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Morton Koopa | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Most Interesting Man in the World | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mother-in-law | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mouth-Breather | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mr Rogers | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mr. Bean | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mr. Blobby | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mr. Don | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mr. Friend | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mr. Funny HooHoo Man Mayo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mr. Goody Two-Shoes | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mr. L | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mr. Potato Head | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mr. T | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mudkip | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Multi-Bear | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mumm-Ra | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mumm-Ra | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Muscle Eagle | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mushroom Giant | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mustard Golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | My Pet Monster! | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Mycon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | N00b golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | NFT | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | NP-complete problem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | NS13 | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | NUT button | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Na-Krul | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Napoleon Dynamite | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Naughty Sorceress | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Nauselom | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Navi | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Necromancer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ned Flanders | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Neil Diamond | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Neko Slime | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Nelson Munce | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Neo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | NetHack player | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | New Age Retro Hippy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | New Age Retro Hippy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Newtoghu | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Nicol Bolas | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Nigerian prince Fela Kanye Okonma | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Nightmare of Taniks | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Niko Bellic | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ninja Panda | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ninjapiratezombierobot | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ninovium golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | No Eyed Girl | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | No One | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Nobody | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Noseybonk | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Nosferatu Zodd | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Nothing | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Nothing | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Nothing (Coming out of the mailbox) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Nothing There | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Nothing at all | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Novice Kean | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Nuclear Bomb | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Nyan Cat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Nyarlathotep | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | OMGolem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Obama (being clear) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Oboa | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Obok Meatgod | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Octoling | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Odd Duck and Perfectly Normal Platypus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Og | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Og | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Oklob Plant | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Okrim | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Old Scratch | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Oliver Twist | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Olly Jolly Puffball | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst, K.S.C. | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Omicronian | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | One Punch Man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | One-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | One-winged two wing bird | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Oprah | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Optimus Prime | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Oracle publicitary blimp | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Order 66 | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Original Bubs | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Orkorborkor the Monkey Man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Oroboros | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Oroboros (eating a living oroboros) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Orthrus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Orz | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Osayo Narakami wearing a cerberus band and a winter katana | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Otto the inflatable autopilot | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Out-of-control T-shirt cannon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | OwOlogist | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ozzy Osborne | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | PEE-WEE Herman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | PK | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | PPCannon Mk.II | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Pajama Sam | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Panty & Stocking | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Pantyhose Golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Papa Legba | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Papa Smurf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Patrick Bateman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Paul Blart | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Paul Pead | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Paxed | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Penis Dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Pennywise (YOU'LL FLOAT, TOO!) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Pepe the Frog | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Pepe the frog | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Pepperoni Secret | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Pepsi mixed with milk | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Perry the Platypus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Personal Trainer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Peter Griffin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Peter Griffin engaged in a fight with a guy in a chicken suit | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Peter Piper | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Peugeot 205 Turbo 16 | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ph.D. Student | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Phoenix Wright | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Photoshop Flowey | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Picasso | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Pikablu | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Pikachu | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Pinhead | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Pink Badger | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Pinkie Pie | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Pinky and The Brain | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Pit Pat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Pkunk | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Plaid the Hideous | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Plip | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Plutonian | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Poly gone | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Polymorphic Virus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Polyself bug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Pong Paddle 1 | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Pong Paddle 2 | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Poop Elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Pootisbird | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Popeye the sailor man (toot, toot!) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Poppler | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Porn Golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Possessed waffle iron | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Potato golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Potted Plant | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Power Rangers | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Preacher man wants to save your soul | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | President Eden | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Prime Minister of Canada | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Prince | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Prince of Space | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Princess Peach | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Princess Toadstool | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Prinny | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Priscilla the Halfbreed | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Private Parts | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Probot | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Professor Genki | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Professor Oak | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Professor Snape | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Professor Snape wearing a vulture hat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Propane Golem (BWAH!) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Proto Badger | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Psychadelic Eyeball | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Psychlo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Psychosis-fueled drugs | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Pudding Farmer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Putit | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Pyramid Head | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Pyramid Head | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Pyramidhead | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Quote | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | R34 snow golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | RNG | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | RNG | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | RNG | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rabite | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Racecar Bob and Bob Racecar | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Radagast the Brown | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ragout Rabbit | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rainbow Dash | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rainbow Dash | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rakanishu wielding a MAC-10 | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rancor Monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Random Number God | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rarity | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rasputin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rast | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ratio Tile | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rattus norvegicus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rayearth | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Raymond Luxury Yacht | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Reaganomics | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | RedMachineD | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Regalia | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Reimu Hakurei | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ren and Stimpy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Renard | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rene Descartes (uncertain of your existence) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rent-a-Cop center | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Reptar | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Republican | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Reshiram | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Resistance Leader | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Revan's Mom | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rhakkus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rhythm Masters | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Richard Stallman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rick Deckard | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rick James | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rickroll | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ricky Rat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ridley | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ridley (ENGAGE him, MOTHERFUCKER!) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Robert, Wizard of Trebor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Robocop | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Robotic Kraken | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rodent of an Unusual Size | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rodney | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rodney | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rodrigo Duterte riding a terror bird | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Roger Rabbit | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rogue AI | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rogue Antivirus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rogue pixel | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ron Jeremy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ronald McDonald | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ronald McDonald | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ronald Reagan | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Roy Koopa | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Royal jelly | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rubicante | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rubik's cube | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ruby Weapon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ruby-Eye Shabranigdo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rumble McSkirmish | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rumplestiltskin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Runaway Ford Pinto | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rust (programming language) monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Rust Evangelism Strike Force | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ryu Hayabusa | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ryu from Streets | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | S.W.A.T. member | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | SA-X parasite | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | SARS-CoV-2 | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | SARS-in-a-can | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | SCP-682 | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | SHODAN | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | SQL injection attack | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sabrina, the teenage lich | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Saddam Hussein | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Saiyan | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sally Bowles | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Salmuttotabreabbitlechochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sam Starfall | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sam the One-Eyed Marketeer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Samsung Note Galaxy 7 with flames shooting out of it | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Samurai named Ken | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sankis the Beardless | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sans | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Santa Claus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Satan (localized as the Dark Prince in English-speaking territories) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Satan Claws | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sauron | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sauron | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | |
| Hallucinatory Monster | Scarmliogne | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Scary Monsters | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Schooner-class DRAGON | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Schrodinger's Gun | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | |
| Hallucinatory Monster | Scion | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Scooby-Doo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Scorpia | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Scraps | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Screaming Heebie-Jeebie | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Scribe Bigsley | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Scribe Vallincourt | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Scrooge McDuck | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Scrupulous fingore | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Scrupulous fingore | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Scuzzlebutt | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Seath the Scaleless | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Secret Base Trainer $playername | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Secretary (Unpurified) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Seigmeyer of Catarina | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Selece | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Senator Armstrong | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sender of Eight | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Senor Cardgage | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Senpai | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Senpai (unaware of your presence) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sentiant cheese sandwhich | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sentient Game Genie | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Septopus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sergeant Schlock | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Server | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Seymour Butts | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Shaduroth | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Shaggy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Shambler (Quake) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sharknado | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | She Who Must Be Obeyed | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sheriff McStool | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sheriff of Nottingham | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Shigu | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ShitpostBot 5000 | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Shnardlewonk | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Shofixti | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Shopkeeper (wielding a gold coin) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Short worm | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Shotgrub | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Shredder | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Shroedinger's Cat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Shy Guy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | SiIvaGunner | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Siberian | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sigmund | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sigmund (wielding a scythe) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Silent Bob | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Silly-String golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Silver Chariot | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sim@ | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Simon Belmont | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Simon Belmont | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Singing and dancing frog | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sir Shaggalot | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sister Mary Loquacious of the Chattering Order of Satanic Nuns | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Skeith | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Skeletal Scarlet O' Hara | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Skeletor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Skeletor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Skeletor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Skeletron 9000 | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Skibidi Toilet | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Skibidi Toilet Guy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Skilled mind flayer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Skilled mind flayer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Skitter | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Skooks | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Slappy the Dummy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Slashdot Troll | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sleeve Jobs | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Slender Man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Slenderman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Slenderman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Slenderman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sleve McDichael | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Slim Shady | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Slime Maul | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Slime Maul | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Slinky | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sluggo (lit) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Slum Dweller | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Slut | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Small minotaur | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Smaug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Smoker | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Snake from Beyond | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sniper Kin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Snoopy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Snowager | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Soft & Wet | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Solaire | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Solaire of Astora | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sonic The Hedgehog | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sonic.exe | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sonny Forelli | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Soviet Russia | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Space | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Space Chief | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Space General | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Space Ghost coast-to-coast | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Spaceman Spiff | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Spaghetti Giant | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Spaghetti Monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Spathi | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Spaz Twit | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Speedrunner | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Spellbook of wishing | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Spider Jockey | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Spider Pig | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Spiderman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Spiral of Ants | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Spitter | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Spoooky bookshelf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Spoooky cabinet | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Spoooky candlabra | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Spoooky chair | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Spoooky chandelier | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Spoooky coat rack | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Spoooky couch | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Spoooky crate | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Spoooky grandfather clock | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Spoooky table | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Spoooky treasure chest | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Spoooky umbrella stand | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Springtrap | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Spy Fox | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sr. Pelo (AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Srawkcab Eman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Star Platinum | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Starveling Cat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Steel gear | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Stephan Kong (wielding a Ponnywiz) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Stephen Colbert | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Stephen King (wielding a Pennywise) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Steppenwerewolf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Steve Jobs | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Stinkoman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Stone Free | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Strider Hiryu | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Strong Bad | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Strong Bad | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Struttin' Evil Mushroom | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Stupendous Man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | SubGenius | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Summerween Trickster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sundowner | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Super Battle Droid | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Super Mario | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Super Mario in real life | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Super Sonic | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Super-Saiyan | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Supercaptaincoolman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Superman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Supox | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sure, Not | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Surfshack Tito | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Swedish Vinny | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Swine flu | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Swiper | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sylveon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Sylvester Stallone | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Syndicate operative | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Syreen | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | T-Rex | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | TAEB | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | TARDIS | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | THE DEMONS | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | THEM | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | TORNADO (louter, Joel!) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Taco Giant | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Takakazu Abe | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Talking Paperclip | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Taniks Perfected | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Taniks Reborn | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Taniks the Abomination | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Taniks with a steel chair!!! | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Taniks, the Scarred | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Tarvos | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Taxxon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Tea leaf vortice | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Team A Leader | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Team Ant Leader | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Team Missile Bomb Grunt | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Team Rocket Grunt | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ted Danson | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Teen Titan | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Teferi | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagan | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Teracotta Warrior | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Texas hold em' golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Thamiel | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | That f***ing wizard again... | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The "City of New Orleans" | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Ancient One | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Anti-Butler | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Arbitration Committee | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Avatar | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Big Cheese | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Big Lebowsky | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Bloat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Bugblatter Beast of Traal | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Colour Out Of Space | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Creeper | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Creeper (Jeepers Creepers) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Curse of Jenni | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Darkest of Princes | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Demon Lord Surtur | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Destroyer of Levels | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Dragon Reborn | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Dress | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Dungeon Beastiary Boys | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Eye Of Larn | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The F***ing Universe | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Final Pam | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Flying Spaghetti Monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Fonz | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Fourth Wall | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The God Hand | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Grateful Dead | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Great Unknown | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Grimace | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Hacker | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Hamburglar | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Jizzard of Splendor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The King of Fist | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Last Unicorn | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Lollipop Guild | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Long One | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Man Who Was Thursday | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Miami Mutilator | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Mos | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Mystery Machine | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Nameless One | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Noise | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Pink invisible Unicorn | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Platinum Yendorian Express Card bill | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The President | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Puppet | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The RNG | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Real Slim Shady | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Red Baron | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Red Sox | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Reefer Man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Savage Decider | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Savior At The End Of The Century | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Science Team | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Skull Knight | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Sound of Silence | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The System | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Theory of Relativity | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Tree That Owns Itself | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Undertaker | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The United States | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Wizard with a lizard gizzard | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The World | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Zipper Ripper | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The Zombie of Steve Irwin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The chosen one | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The dreaded urethra expander | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The femur-breaker machine | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The game that Nintendo WANTS you to FORGET | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The instant-death nymph. You die... --More-- | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The janitor (wielding a cursed, poisoned mop) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The light bringer, the f***ing universe! | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The man with the seven scars | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The monster you know you are | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The one-eyed flesh python | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The player | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The rude sandstorm | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The updated autopsy report | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | The wrong trousers | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Thin air | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Thing That Should Not Be | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Thomas Biskup | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Thomas the War Criminal | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Thot | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Thraddash | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Three Mile Beastie | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Thulsa Doom | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Thursday Next | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Tiamat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Time | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Tinkaton | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Tinkerbell | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Tinky-Winky | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Tobar | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Toilet | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Toilet Duck | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Tom Marvolo Riddle | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Tom Nook | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Tom Servo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Tommy Vercetti | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Tonberry | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Toroko | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Toto | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Toy Bonnie | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Toy Chica | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Toy Freddy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Toyota Corolla | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Tralfamadorian | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Trekkie Monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Tridude | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Trogdor the Burninator | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Truck-kun | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Tupperware golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Turd Ferguson | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Turing machine implemented in Microsoft Excel | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Turmaculus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Turmaculus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Turok-Han | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Tusk | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Tutu-wearing Sarevok | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Tux the penguin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Twilight Sparkle | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Two polite boys named Hengus and Grengus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Tyrannosaurus Mex | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | UFO porno | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | UTF-16 lone surrogate unit | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | UboaAAAAAAAAAAA~! | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ulfric Stormcloak | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ultimate Chimera | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Umbreon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Umgah | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Umpah Lumpah | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Uncle Denny's | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Uncle Fester | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Uncle Fester | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Uncle Henry | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Uncle Proton | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Undead Core | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Undead angel | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Underwater Basket Weaving Kobold | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Unladen swallow | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Unskilled mind flayer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Unskilled mind flayer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Upper-Cruster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Upper-Cruster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Upperclass Twit of the Year | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ur-Quan | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Urist | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Urist McDwarf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Urist McMonster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ursa Major | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Utwig | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | VTOL aircraft | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | VUX | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Vaas Montenegro | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Vald the Confused | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Vampire Blacksmith forging a katana | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Vampire Potter | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Vampire Queen | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Van Darkholme | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Vanilla Ice | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Vannamelon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Vaporeon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Vash the Stampede | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Vault Boy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Vault Dweller | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Vault-Tec(TM) vault guard | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Velma | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Vigo the Carpathian | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Violist | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Viper on his bike, dual-wielding chains | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Vizard of Yendor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Vlad the Impala | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Vladd the Dropout | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Voldemort | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Voltron | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Vore (Quake) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Vorlon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Vortex drone | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Vrock Obama | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Vrock Samson | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Vtuber | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Vuvuzela golem (ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | W**dch*ck | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | WONKOR MAXIMUM | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Waffle | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Waiter waiting for a #tip | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Waldo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Walpurgis Night | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Wangsta | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | War | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Warden of Yendor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Wart | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Weapons of Mass Destruction | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Weed Eater | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Weeping Angel | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Weird Al Yankovic | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Weird Al Yankovic | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Wendy O. Koopa | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Wenslydale golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Were-skunk | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Wes Craven | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | What looks like a strict progression of cause to effect but is really wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | When we introduced Eg to the giant, he misunderstood. | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | White Snake | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Whiteface Charcoalpants | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Whiteface Charcoalpants | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Whiteface Charcoalpants | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Widget the Shapeshifter | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Wikipedia enthusiast | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Windam | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Winston Churchill | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Witch of Endor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Witchalok | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Wizard of Earthsea | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Wizard of Yendoor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Wizards of the Coast | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Wolfoid | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Wombat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Wonder of U | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Woody (staring at you with a pervy grin) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Wooly | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Wormtongue, Agent of Saruman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | X'rphan the White Wyrm | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | XML parsing error | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | XOR(n) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | XTRA SPICY WONKOR | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | XX leather golem XX | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | XX!XX!XX!XX | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | XXX | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | XXX golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Xeen's pet | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Xena | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Xena, Warrior Princess | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Xenu | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Xivilai | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Xom | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Xorn's lemma | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | YANI | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | YOU FRICCIN MORON YOU JUST GOT BEANED | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Yacatat of Wealth | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Yagu Matasai | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Yeerk | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Yehat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Yendor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Yizzard of Wendor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Yoba | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Yog-Sothoth | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Yogi Bear | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | YouBane | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Your AA sponsor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Your Dad On A Sybian | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Your Father | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Your Mom | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Your coworker | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Your dad in a Speedo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Your hot cousin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Your regrets | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Your semi-cousin who shares three of the same mothers as you | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Your sister in a string bikini | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Yourself | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Yourself | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Yourself | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ysalamir | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Yukari Yakumo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Zadir the Washer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Zaku | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Zalgo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Zamboni | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Zangief | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Zardoz | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Ze Swedish Chef | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Zeeky H. Bomb | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Zekrom | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Zelda | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Zeruel | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Zici Azazelinn | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Zoomer Boomer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Zoq-Fot-Pik | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Zork's lemma | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | Zorn's lemma | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | [REDACTED] | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a 4chan poster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a C monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a C++ monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a FNORD | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a Goomy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a Nickelback fan | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a SPAM monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a Transformer (in disguise) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a black dragon with Snoopy's head | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a classical mechanic | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a copy of the seminal 1981 Rush album Moving Pictures | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a cow with an umbrella | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a dentist | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a dog riding a wizard riding in a whale corpse | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a flock of Bird Flu chickens | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a forgotten evil | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a garlic monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a giant crab | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a giant octopus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a goat femboy with a dapper scarf and a lit joint | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a golem of people made of golems | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a horse on horseback | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a hyperintelligent shade of the colour blue | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a man with FIVE ovens! | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a mirror reflecting another mirror with a series of repeating reflections trailing off to infinity | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a mob of PETA activists | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a moving cardboard box | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a one-winged dewinged stab-bat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a plain gold ring | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a plastic surgeon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a practitioner of drunken boxing | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a praying mantis | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a robot clone of Ky Kiske who sexually harrasses women | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a shitpost | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a small, furry creature from Alpha Centauri | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a squee | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a team of Caballists | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a time machine made out of a DeLorean | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a very angry microwave ("MMMMMMMMM!") | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | |
| Hallucinatory Monster | a wayward Zamboni | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a whark | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a winged serpent | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a you-shaped hole in the fabric of existence | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | a ytram | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | aardvark | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | abnormal program termination | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | abominable function | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | absurd pop-culture reference | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | abyss | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | acid blog | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | action figurine | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | adamantine golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | aether wyvern | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | africanized bee | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | aggressive pizza | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | aggressive trousers | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | air elemental of Air | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | air golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | albatross | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | alien | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | alien in a human suit | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | alien space bat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | alligator snapping turtle | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | alluring being | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | alpha sapphire | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | altoid golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | aluminum elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ambulatory fortune cookie | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | amoeba | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | amusing movie reference | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | an Anger Management counsellor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | an Ayy Lmao | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | an SJW | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | an angry Madonna | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | an enemy Stand | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | an incredibly groan-inducing pun | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | an italian grandmother | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | an itsy-bitty teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | an sandwich | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | an unusually aggressive coffee cup | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | an upside-down Margaret Thatcher with right-side-up facial features | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ancient karmic dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | angry Norwegian | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | angry mail demon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | angry mariachi | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | angry shopkeeper in a bones level | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | animated glass eye | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | animated gray dragon scale mail | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | animatronic Ronald Reagan | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ankle grabber | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | annoying lab-coat-wearing scientist | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | antagonist | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | anteater | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | antelope | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | anthropomorphic curvy sunflower | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | anticoffee | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | antimatter golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | antimony elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | antipope | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | apostrophe golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | aquator | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | arch-lichen | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | arch-pedant | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | archcouatl | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | archfiend summon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | archie the cockroach | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | archnemesis | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | argon elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | armadillo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | armed bear | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | arse golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | arsenic elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | artila | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ascension kit | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | aspic golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ass badger | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ass karate practitioner | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ass-fucker | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | assassin ant | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | assertion failure | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | astatine elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | astral bear | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | astral fuzzy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | astral snake | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | astral wyvern | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | atog | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | atomic bomb | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | attack beagle | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | attack chopper | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | attack cocatoo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | attack outpost | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | attack terrier | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | aurora alpha bomber | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | automated t-shirt cannon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | automaton | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | automatum | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | axolotl | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | b-ball pasta golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | babby | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | back of your own head | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | badger | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | badger mole | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bagel goose | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | balatrice | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | balatro | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | baleen whale | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bandersnatch | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | banshee | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | barium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | barrel goat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | barrel lurker | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | basking shark | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bater wucket | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | battle alpha | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | battle beta | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | battle bunny | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | battle mech | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bava lucket | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bazooka bunny | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | beachball diagram | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | beak dog | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bearded clam | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | beardlord | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bee of the bird of the moth | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | beer golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | beer-can golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | behemoustache | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | behir | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | beholder | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | beige dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | berdache with a bardiche | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | beryllium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | biased random number generator output | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | big red button | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bilk mucket | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bill wurtz | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | biomancer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bipolar oddity | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bird in the hand | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bismuth elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bitcoin golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | black hole | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | black mamba | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | black smoke monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | black tapioca pudding | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | black weredragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | black widow | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | blackscreen bug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | blade dancer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | blade vortex | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | blargian snagglebeast | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | blending nymph | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | blessed spellbook of Fus-Ro-Dah | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | blink dog | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | blink frog | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | blobfish | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | blockchain | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | blood claw | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | blood-spurting onion | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bloodthirsty puffball | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | blue light | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | blue robotic cat from the future | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | blue screen of death | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | blue shell from Mario Kart | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | blue whale | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bluebird of happiness | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | boar rider | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bombardier beetle | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bone dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bonta-kun | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bonzai bush | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | boobed mimic | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | boomalope | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | boron elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | borrow checker | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | boulder beetle | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bouncing eye | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bowl of petunias | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | box ghost | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | boxing kangaroo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | boyfriend | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | brain eater | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | breadsticks | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bright green slime | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | brimstone jelly | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | broken clock | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bromine elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | brontosaurus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | brony | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | brown dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | brown note | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | brownnoser | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | brundlefly | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bud knight | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | buffer overflow | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bugs on the floor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bum golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bumblebros | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bungo pony | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | burning mimic | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | bussymancer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | busy beaver | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | busy signal | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | butler | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | butter golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | buzzing nymph | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cHELL | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cacodaemon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cacodemon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cadmium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | caffeine golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | calcium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | call mop | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | candied kobold | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | candy golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cannon fodder | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | capital I | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | capybara | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | carbon elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | carbosilicate amorph | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cardboard golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cardian | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | carnivore bag | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | carp | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cartwheeling horror | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | casey | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cassowary | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cat-dog | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | catgirl | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cattle fodder | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cave spider silk golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cell phone with 5% remaining battery charge | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cesium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | changeling | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | chaos demon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | chaos spawn | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | charged creeper | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | chartreuse dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | chattina | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | chattino | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cheap plastic imitation of the Wizard of Yendor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cheap plastic imitation of the Wizard of Yendor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cheap plastic imitation of vanilla extract | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cheese golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | chess pawn | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | chewing gum golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | chibi | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | chicken | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | chihuahua | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | chilli elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | chimera | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | chinchilla | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | chlorine elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | chocolate golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | chocolate pudding | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | chocolate pudding | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | choko golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | choko of choking | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | christmas elf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | chromium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | chupacabra | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | chupacabras | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | circus freak | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | clapped penguin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | clawbug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | clay gollum | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | clear dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | clockwork dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | closed timelike curve | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | coach | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cobalt elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cock at rice | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cockalisk | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cockatrice egg omelet | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cockatwice | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | code fault | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | coelacanth | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | collapsed mine golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | college dropout | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | colorless green idea | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | combat altar | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | combat wombat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | commander in chief | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | commissar | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | confetti golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | construction dozer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | contrabassoon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | controller mimic | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | convention furry | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | conventioneer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cookie monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | copper elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | corpulent porpoise | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cossack | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | covetous Mordor orc | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | covetous Uruk-hai | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | covetous demon orc | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | covetous great orc | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | covetous hill orc | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | covetous orc-captain | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | covetous snow orc | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | covetous war orc | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cow | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cow beneath the sea | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cow with an umbrella | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | crack abuser | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cranky kong | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | crap fodder | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | crash-prone operating system | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | crawling corpse | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | crawling horror | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | crazy bastard | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | crazy bastard | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | crazy frog | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | creeping hand | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | crocodile-dragon Tharagavverug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | croissant | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | crotch gremlin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cryoa | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cryodrayk | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | crystal meth golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cubist kobold | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cultist | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cursed amulet of strangulation | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cursed called | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cursed videocassette | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cuttlefish | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cyborg | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | cyromaster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | daimon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dancing Savior, Jesus Christ Superstar, | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dancing blade | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dangling pointer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dark archon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dark elf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dark mimic | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dark sucker | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dark wraith | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | darkling | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | darkness elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | darkness owl | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dart slug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | database | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dead meme | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dead parrot | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | death in a box | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | death vortex | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | death wing | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | death-is-death loonie | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | debugbear | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | deflated garfield | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | degenerate | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dehydrated water elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | delta episode | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | demilichen | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | demon core | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | demonic talking skull | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | demonspawn | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | department of redundancy department | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | derp | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | devourer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | diagonally moving grid bug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | diagonally-moving bishop | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dial tone | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dick in a box | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dilithium crystal golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dilithium crystal golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dilithium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dire Worf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dire dire worf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | direwolf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dirty bastard | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dirty limerick | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | disappointing final boss | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | diseased rat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | disembodied head of John Romero | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | disillusioner | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | disintegration-breathing cockatrice | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | displacer beast | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | district attorney | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dodo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dog with bees in his mouth and when he barks he shoots bees at you | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | doge (such ASCII! very monster! wow!) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | doll containing a slightly smaller version of itself | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dolphin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | door-to-door door salesman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | door-to-door salesman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dopefish | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | double post | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | double-eyed cyclops | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dour rat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | draconequus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | draconian | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dracotaur | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dragon farmer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | drakon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | draugr mummy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | draugr zombie | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | drayk | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dream eater | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dremora caitiff | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | drider | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | droid | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dropbear | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | drunk Dragonborn | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | drunk golem (hic!) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | drunk guy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | drunken driver | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dryer monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | duct tape golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dung elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | duocorn | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dust bunny | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dust mephit | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dvorak beast | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dwarf giant | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dwarf on crack | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dwarf star | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dwarven brigand thief | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dwarven construct | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dwarven master thief | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dysentery | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | dywypi | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | early bird | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | early bird | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | early bird | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | earwig | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | eaten-by-ants-er | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | eater of worlds | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | economic crisis | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | eerie smile | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | egg mine | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ego-death | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | elder xorn | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | eldritch guinea pig | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | eldritch horror | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | eldritch tentacle | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | electric sheep | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | elementary elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | elementary school teacher elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | elephant | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | elephant seal | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | elk bird | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | emacs pinky | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | emoji golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | emp golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | emperor lich | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | emperor overlord | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | emperor penguin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | empty cell | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | emu | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | enchanted food ration | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ender-dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | enderman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | endless staircase | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | enraged badger | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | enraged grizzly bear | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | enraged lichen | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | entropy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | epic flail | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | er... dragon? It sure looks like one... | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ethereal snake | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | everything everywhere all at once | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | evil brain | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | evil doppelganger | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | evil overlord | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | evil stepmothership | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | exceptionally large pair of buttocks | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | excremental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | existential angst | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | expensive plastic imitation golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | expert mind flayer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | expert mind flayer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | exploding cake | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | exploding plastic inevitable | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | extra fast soldier ant | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | extra strong might-enchanted multiple shots lightning enchanted gloam | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | extreme sport | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | extremely trivial demon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | eyebeast | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fail rat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | false vacuum | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fan | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fanatical follower of al-Gebra | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fascist | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fatal food poisoning | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fatal system error | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | feeling that you're being watched | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | felid | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | felltwin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | female titan | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | feral pig | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fetus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fiendish goblin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fiendish hobgoblin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fiery nymph | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fifty duck-sized horses | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | figgy pudding | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | figment of your imagination | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | file read error | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | finite state machine | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fire bug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fire elemental of Fire | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fire monkey | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fire nymph | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | firnament wyvern | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | first category perpetual motion device | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fish | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | flaming skull | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | flash of insight | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | flatulence vortex | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fleas | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | floating brain | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | floating butt | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | floating can of whoop-ass | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | floating cloak | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | floating ear | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | floating nose | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | floating pair of eyes | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | floating pie | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | floating smelly feet | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | floating tongue | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | floating upside-down newt | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | floor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | floor junk golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | flumph | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fluorine elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | flygeltuftel | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | flying bison | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | flying head | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | flying ice cream truck | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | flying monkey | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | flying pants | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | flying pig | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | flying skull | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | flying toaster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | flying toaster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fnord | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fnord | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | foocubus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | foocubus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | food eater | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | foot rice | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | football | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | footrice | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | former chef | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fortune cookie golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | foul mimic | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fractal eye | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fractal fish finger tree | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fractal golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | freaking monadic deva | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | free neutron | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | frerf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fresh golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | frog demon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | frog prince | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | frogman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fruit bat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | frumious bandersnatch | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fuming blob | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fumo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fungible token | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | funkateer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | funny little man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | furby | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | furry | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fusion dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | futanari | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | future diary holder | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | fyora | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gallium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | game over screen | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | game-freezing ninja lord | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gang member | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gaping goatse | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | garfielf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gargantua | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gay-elf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gazebo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gazer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gelatinous dice | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | general protection fault | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | genome | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | geomancer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gerbil | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | germanium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ghost of christmas past | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ghost of christmas present | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ghost of christmas yet to come | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | giant Beatle | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | giant Chibi Maruko-chan on wheels | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | giant bong | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | giant brain | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | giant cockroach | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | giant deitic choo-choo train | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | giant dwarf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | giant dwarf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | giant earthworm | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | giant enemy crab | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | giant error | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | giant gnome | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | giant letter D | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | giant marshmallow man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | giant mushroom | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | giant robot | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | giant snail | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | giant squid | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | giant toad | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | giant trapdoor spider | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gigantic kobold | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gigantic mind flayer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gimp | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gin of trapper meat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gin whistle (wet) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gingerbread man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | giraffe | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | girlfriend | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gladiator | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | glahk | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | glom of nit | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | glowing ray cat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | glue golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gnoll chieftain | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gnoll crack-junkie | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gnoll gangster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gnome on crack | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gnome who zaps a hexagonal wand | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gnome wielding the Tsurugi of Muramasa | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gnome with a wand of death | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gnome with the wand of death | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gnu | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | goblin wielding a sword called vorpal blade | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | god golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gold elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | golden goblin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | golem gold | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | golem golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | golem made out of other golems | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | goliath grouper | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gonzo journalist | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | goomba | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | goomba | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | goose | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gopher | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gorgon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gorillaphant | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | grad student | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | graduate-level physics | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | grand inquisitor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | grandfather pardox | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | grandmaster mind flayer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | grass mud horse | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | graveir | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gray goo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gray minotaur | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gray stoner | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | grease golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | greased pig | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | greased-up naked deaf guy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | greedy doctor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | greedy nymph | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | green light | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | green... no, gray dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | gremlin with a chainsaw | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | grid bug hits! Invisible Demogorgon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | grid feature | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | grime elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | grinch | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ground glass golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | grue | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | guardianal | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | guppy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | guy who replaced his hand with a chainsaw | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | guy with spiky hair and a really really huge sword | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hades fiend | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | haggis | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hair golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hairy potter | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | half-hobbit | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | half-horse half-monkey | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hallucination | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hallucinatory monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hallucinatory monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hallucinogen supplier | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hallucinogen-distorted Wizard of Yendor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hallucinogen-distorted Yeenoghu | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hallucinogen-distorted hallucination | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hallucinogen-distorted master mind flayer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hallucinogen-distorted werehallucinator | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | halt | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hammerhead shark | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hamster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hapax legomenon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hardcore internet nerd | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hardcore player | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hardware bug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | haunted Daruma doll | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | haunted piano | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | haunted television | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | haunted wardrobe | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | haxorus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | head crab | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | head of procurement | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | |
| Hallucinatory Monster | headless Spiro Agnew | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | headless thompson gunner | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hedge golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hedgehog | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | heisenbug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | helium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hell hog | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | henatrice | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | henchman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hentai tentacle beast | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | herobrine | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hippie | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hipster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hitter goblin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hoarse horse | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hobbit brigand thief | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hobbit master thief | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hobbit on crack | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hobbit thief | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hockey elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hoe | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hole 'em golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | homestuck fan | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | homing Bullet Bill | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | honey badger | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hoopoe | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hoplite | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | horndog | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hornet | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | horny devil | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | horrible gelatinous blob | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | horseshoe crab | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hotel detective | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | howler monkey | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | huge green fierce dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | huge pile of killer rocks | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | human in an alien suit | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | humorous message | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hydrogen dioxide elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hydrogen elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hyena | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | hypnosis vortex | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | iPhone golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ice bug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ice mephit | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ice mimic | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ice monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ice nymph | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ice-nine golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | icecream pooping giant taco monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | idgjgfioagigfio, the keyboard smasher | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | iguanodon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ill-tempered sea bass | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | imaginary number | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | impossible color | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | imposter | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | in-game purchase | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | incel | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | incomprehensible Perl one-liner | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | indescribable horror | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | indestructable monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | indigo dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | indium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | infernal seal | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | infidel priest of Moloch | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | infinite grid of ideal one-ohm resistor bugs | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | infinite series | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | influencer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | inner demon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | insectoid | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | inside joke | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | inside-out bag of holding | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | internal combustion eel | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | invalid character set | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | invisible hand of Adam Smith | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | invisible outta depth monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | invisible pink unicorn | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | invisible player character | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | invisible potion of invisibility | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | invisible shiny Bulbasaur | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | invisible soldier ant | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | iodine elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | iridium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | iron elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | iron maiden | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | it | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | it's a secret! | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | jackalope | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | jackalwere | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | jaguarundi | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | janitor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | jehovah's witness | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | jell-o golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | jillyfleur | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | jolly green giant | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | jophur | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | jub-jub bird | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | juicer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | just zis guy, you know | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | juvenile delinquent | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | kangaroo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | karen | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | karen | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | katamari | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | keebler elf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | kernel bug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | kernel scheduler algorithim | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | kestrel | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ketchup elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | killer DM | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | killer beetle | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | killer bunny | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | killer cram ration | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | killer man-eating Danish (not the breakfast pastry) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | killer mimic | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | killer newt | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | killer tangelo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | killer tomato | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | killer weed | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | kind andango | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | king raptor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | kite-eating tree | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | kitten called Wizard of Yendor needs food badly | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | kitten prospecting robot | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | kitty-coveting robot | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | kl;kl;kl;kl | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | klingon warrior | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | koala | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | komodo rhino | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | koopa troopa | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | krypton elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | kudo crab | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | kzin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | laboratory mouse | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | labubu | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | lag defense tower | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | lag monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | land octopus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | land wyvern | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | land wyvern | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | landshark | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | large letter | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | largest Mersenne prime | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | laser cat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | late bird | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | laundry golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | lava golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | lava snake | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | lawnmower | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | lawyer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | le Quebec xebec | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | lead elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | left eye | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | lego brick | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | lemon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | lemur | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | levitating potion of levitation | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | lhurgoyf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | lightning elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | line noise | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | linear shift feedback register | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | liquid fire elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | liquid fire nymph | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | liquid nitrogen elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | literal mountain man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | lithium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | little birdhouse in your soul | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | little brother | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | little dog called savescum13 | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | little green man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | living apple | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | living armor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | living beartrap | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | living statue | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | lizard wizard | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | lizzog | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | llama | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | loan shark | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | logic bug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | lol man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | lolcat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | lombax | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | long worm brain | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | long worm named Leto II Atreides | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | loooooooooooong worm | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | lorax | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | low altar | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | low local memory | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | low-fat tallow candle | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | lower-case h | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | luck golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | lumberjack | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | lungfish | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | lurker below | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | machine elf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mad Pierson's Puppeteer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mad god | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mad scientist | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mad scientist | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mage jackal | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | magenta dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | magic mage | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | magma mephit | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | magnesium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | magnetic monopole | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | malfunctioning robotic vacuum cleaner | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mall cop | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mammoth | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mamul | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | man from Nantucket | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | man in a pink tutu | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | man-eating banana | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | man-eating plant | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | man-headed shark | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mana wyvern | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | manbearpig | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | manbearpig | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | manganese elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | manhack | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | manticore | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | marching hammers | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | marshmallow golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | marshmallow peep | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | martian flat cat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | master baker | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | master grid bug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | master lichen | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | master mindfalyer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | master of unlocking | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | master solar | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | matchstick golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | math teacher | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mauve dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mean robber | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | medium-rare monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | meerkat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mega rayquaza | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | megalodon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mehitabel the cat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | member of the Greate Race of Yith | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | meme monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mending machine | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mentat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mercury elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | merlion | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mermaid | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mesmerizing nymph | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | methadome clinic | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | metroid | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mexican jumping beans | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | midget | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mime flayer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mimic mimic | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mind sucker | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mind vortex | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mine turtle | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | minesflayer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mirror paredri | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mischievous yakidango | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mithril piercer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | moa | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | moai | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mojibake golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mold slime | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | molybdenum elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mongoose | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | moomin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | moose | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | morlock | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mosquito vampire | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mothership | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mothra | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mountain dwarf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | moving hole | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mud mephit | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | muffalo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mule | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | multi-purpose amphibian assault ship | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mumak mummy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mummy zombie | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mumpsus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | munchkin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | muntjac | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mushroom eye potato typewriter with an acronym blade | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | musketeer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | muskox | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mutant newt | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mutant rat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mysterious force | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mysterious force | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | mythical dawn agent | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | naked mole rat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | naked singularity | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | narwhal | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | naughty sorceress | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | neon elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | neosquid | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | nerdy geek | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | net hacker | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | net troll | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | nethaxorus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | nether lich | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | netherite golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | neutronium golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | never-ending swarm of angry Cuccos | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | newsgroup troll | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | newt called Dudleyslayer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | newt mummy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | nickel elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | nightmare fuel | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | nightwing | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | nigiri monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ninja pirate zombie robot | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ninja snowman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | niobium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | nitrogen elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | no tea golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | non-fungible token | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | non-player character | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | non-vegan slime mold | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | nonesuch | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | northern reticulated chipmunk | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | not a valid save file | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | not enough space for environment | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | nothing golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | nothing golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | nu-otyugh | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | nuclear gas spore | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | nuclear missile silo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | number one cause of nethack deaths | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | oblivion | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | obstinate tank | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | occifer (I'm not too drive to drunk...) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ocelot | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ocelot with a revolver | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | octarine dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | octarine dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | octarine mold | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | offal golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | oganesson elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | oh no bug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | oiraM repuS | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | omega ruby | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | on the succubus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | one eyed one horned flying purple eater | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | one horse-sized duck | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | one of those Jell-O molds from 1950s magazines | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | one of those Magic Eye paintings that jumps out when you look at it from exactly the right angle | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | one well-hung lad | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | one-eyed purple snake | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people eater | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | one-loop Feynman diagram | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | open file descriptor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ophidian | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | opossum | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | optically camouflaged Predator | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | orangutan | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ordinary non-abominable snowman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ornk | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | osmium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | osquip | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | osquip | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ostrich | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | otomo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | otyugh | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | outsourcing partner | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | outta depth giant shoggoth | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | oxygen elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | oxygen golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pain elemental of Moloch | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pain in the butt | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | paint blob | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pair of jumping boots | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | paladin tank | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | palladium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | panteater | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | panzer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | paper tiger | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | parachute pants | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | parakeet | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | park bear | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | parliamentarian | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | parsnip golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | particle man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | particle uplink cannon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | paxed | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | peer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | penguin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | peregrine falcon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | perfume vortex | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | periwinkle dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | person running with scissors | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pet rock | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | petrified Ent | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | phage | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | phelddagrif | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | philosophical zombie | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | phoenix | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | phosphorus elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | physical graffiti | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pi fiend | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pig | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pig tail cloth golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pime taradox | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pink dinosaur | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pink dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pink elephant | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pirate | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pirate ghost | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pirate ninja | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | piss golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pissed-off shopkeeper | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pixel golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pixelated landmine | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pizza delivery boy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | plague bug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | plaid blob | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | plaid dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | plaid dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | plain trained automaton | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | planeswalker | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | plant-eating man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | plaster blaster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | plated bug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | platinum elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | platypus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | playboy bunny | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | player | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | playername | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ploopy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | plump helmet man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | plumper | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | plus sign | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | plutonium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | poison glitter tree | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | polar bear | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | polar vortex | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | polka-dot dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | polytrap abomination | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pop-culture reference | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pop-up ad | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pope | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | popup ad | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | porcupine | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | poring | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | porno fish | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pot fiend | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | potassium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | potentate of amnesia | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | potion golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | potted plant | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | poultrygeist | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | power armor Hitler | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | power chord | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | power failure | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pr0n dealer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pr0n golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pr0n prawn | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | prairie dog | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pre-redesign Sonic | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | president of the United States | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | primal white jelly | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | prismatic dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | prissy, two-faced, backstabbing Templar whore | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pro-gamer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | processed dairy product slice golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | professional wrestler | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | program in disorder | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | programmer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | propane addict | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pseudodragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | psych orb | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | psychedelic beetle | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | psycho teddy bear | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pterosaur | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | punch card golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | punch golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | punctuation golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | punctuation golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | puppeteer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pure virtual function call | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | purple dinosaur | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | purple dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | purple haze | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | purple unicorn | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | push-down automaton | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pygmy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pyrex golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pyrite golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pyromancer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pyromaniac windchime | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | pyroroamer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | quagga | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | quantum operator on a Hilbert space | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | quantum superposition | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | quantum wavefunction | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | quartz golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | quetzal | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | quicktime event | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | quine | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | quivering Jell-O | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | quokka | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | qwerty beast | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rabid croissant | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rabid gnome | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rabid lawyer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rabid lichen | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rabid rabbi | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rabid shopkeeper | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rabid squirrel | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | radeligian cateagle | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | radium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | radon elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | raging chunk of corned beef | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | raging nerd | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | raging stiffy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rainbow light | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rainbow unicorn | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rakshasha | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rancid royal jelly blob | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | random monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | random number generator | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | random number golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ranging stiffie | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rare nymph | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rat king | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rather scary-looking monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ration golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ration golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ratwere | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | realization of your life's true meaning | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | really, really, really big dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | realm ripper | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | recursion golem of recursion golems | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | recursive item stack | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | red D | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | red d | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | red light | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | red light district | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | redditor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | redneck tree | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | regular bandicoot | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | repo man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | republican | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | result of a bad polytrap | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | retroencabulator | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rhinoceros | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rhodium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rice pudding | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | right eye | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | right-side-up pineapple upside-down cake | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | river grinch | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | road runner | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | roamer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | robot finding stegosaurus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | robot giant | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | roc | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | roc | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rock 'n roll mole | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rock lobster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rock salt golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | roomba | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | roostertrice | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rotdhizon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rotghroth | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rotted jelly | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rotten flesh golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rotten lichen | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rougelike | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rubber baby buggy bumper | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rubber chicken | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rubber ducky | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rubber golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rubber snake | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rubbish golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rubidium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | run-time error | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | runaway process | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | rust piercer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ruthenium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | s-scary takoyaki | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | saiph | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | salt golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | samoan attorney | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sandworm | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sauceror | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | save-game corruption | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | savegame erasing bug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sawdust golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | scaly, no-feather-bullshit, kosher raptor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | scandium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | scarlet dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | scary clown | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | scary devil monk | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | schizophrenic | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | schwa | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | scrag | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | scrap metal monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | screaming dizbuster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | scroll of 133+5p3ak | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | scroll of animity | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | scroll of genocide | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | scroll of leekspeak | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | scroll of leetspeak | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | scruffy-looking nerf-herder | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | scud storm | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sea cucumber | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sea orc | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sea serpent | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sea wyvern | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sea wyvern | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | searing artila | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | second law of thermodynamics | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | secret hidden unlockable Nethack class | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | segfault | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | segmentation fault | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | selenium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | self-replicating soldier ant | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | seraph | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sergeant ant | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sessile lichen | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | set containing all sets other than itself | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | set of all sets | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | set with a cardinality of aleph-infinity | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | seven-headed, fire-breathing $dog | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sexy fox dude sucking off a sexy dragon dude smoking weed | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | shard shrike | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | shark with a frickin laser beam attached to its fricken head | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | shark-headed man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | shawnz | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sheep | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | shimmering $playername | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | shimmering dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | shinigami | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | shitpost | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | shoebill | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | shoggoth | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | shoggoth | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | shrubbery | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | silicon elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | silly goose | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | silly in-joke | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | silver dragon scale mail golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | silver elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | silver saber-tooth tiger | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sinking ear | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | six foot man eating chicken | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | six-fingered man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | skunk | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sky wyvern | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sky wyvern | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sleaze elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sleeping Snorlax blocking your way | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sleestak | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | slightly attractive, slightly overweight color guard maiden | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | slightly more attractive clone of yourself | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | slime girl | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | slime girl | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | slime mime | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | slime mold | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | slimy bug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sloth | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | slow loris | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | slugman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | slut with syphilis | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | small letter | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | smoke mephit | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | smurf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | snargl | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | snark | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | snow gnat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | snow golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | snow goon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | snowglobe containing the entire universe | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | soap golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | social media influencer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | social worker | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sodium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sodium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | soldier ant vortex | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | soldier ant with the wand of death | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | soldier of fortune | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | solid snake | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | some babbling slabarse | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | some drunken twat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | somethingmancer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | soul eater | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | space squid | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | space wyvern | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | space-time anomaly | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | spaghetti code | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | spam dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | spamalope | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | spambot | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | spammer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | specific protection fault | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | spectral dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | spelling mistake | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | spelpruf golumm | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sphinx | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | spiked punch golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | spinning beachball of death | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | spirit of fire | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | spleling eror elmental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | spoiler bug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | spooky scary skeleton | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | spoony bard | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | spotted dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | spriggan | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | spycrab | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | stack overflow | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | stack underflow | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | stained jelly | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | staircase from an MC Escher drawing | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | star-bellied sneetch | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | star-nosed mole | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | starman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | stasis vortex | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | static mimic | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | stdev | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | steam mephit | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | steel beetle | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | stick figure | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | stinger site | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | storm of buttered footballs | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | stormtrooper | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | strangler | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | strawberry jelly | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | street preacher | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | strontium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | strontium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | stuffed bear | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | stuffed raccoon puppet | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | stupidity in motion | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | styrofoam elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | styrofoam golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | succutrice | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sucking mimic | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | suckyoubus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sudden reboot | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sugar daddy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sugar golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sulfur elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sumatran rat-monkey | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | super grue | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | super wooden statue | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | superalloy golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | surfer dude | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | surprise elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | surprise elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sussy baka | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | swamp nymph | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | swarm of lowercase Bs | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sword tooth tiger | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | synth | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | sysadmin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | system administrator | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | tactical superweapon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | takodachi | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | tapeworm | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | tapir | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | tar archive | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | tar blob | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | tar golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | tarrasque | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | taxman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | tea golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | teal deer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | teal dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | techbro | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | technetium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | tectonic segmentation fault | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | teddy bear | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | teddy owlbear | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | teenage mutant kung-fu chicken | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | telemarketer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | televangelist | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | tellurium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | tentacle demon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | terracotta soldier | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | terror vlish | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | terrorbeak | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | terrorist | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | testicular homocide | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | thahd | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | thahd shade | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | that guy... you know the one | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | that one boss | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | that one boss named Whitney | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | that thing you saw a moment ago out of the corner of your eye | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the BFG 9000 | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Blizzard of Ozz | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the CIE 1931 color space | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Candyman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Chupacabra | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Creeping Terror | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the DevTeam | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Eggman, goo goo ga-joob | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the F.O.E. | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Forgotten Beast | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Ghost of Christmas Past | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Ghost of Christmas Present | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Goblin King | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the God Damn Batman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Godfather | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the High Dragun | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Incredible Hulk's weight in bees | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Internet | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Joker | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Lernaean Hydra | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Lizard of Oz | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Loch Ness monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Man Who Sold The World | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Michelin Man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Newt King | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Oracle SQL Transactional Database System | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the ROFLchopter | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the ROFLcopter | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Rabbit of Caerbannog | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Roomba | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Scarecrow | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Spice Girls | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Spy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Terminator | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Three Stooges | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the White Witch | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Wicked Witch of the East | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Wicked Witch of the West | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Wizard of Odds | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Wizard of Oz | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Wizard of Schnozz | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the Wizard of Yeldud | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the abstract concept of nothingness | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the almighty dollar | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the blessed +5 Sword of Damocles | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the cyberdemon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the darkness | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the embodiment of life, death and everything inbetween | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the fifth elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the first four Black Sabbath albums | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the ghost of Tupac Shakur | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the goddess Discordia | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the goddess Eris | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the good, the bad, and the ugly | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the great bit bucket in the sky | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the heartbreak of psoriasis | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the hellbride | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the hounds | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the importance of being earnest | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the invisible Demogorgon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the invisible cockatrice | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the invisible werewaiter | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the largest prime number | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the last seven digits of pi | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the listserv of the Gods | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the most annoying sound in the world | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the most dangerous game | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the one character from that game | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the overwhelming feeling your every action is being controlled by a remote entity | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the paparazzi | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the pastor, with your father in tow (wielding a paddle) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the road | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the roots of Yggdrasil | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the smashing pumpkin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the studio audience | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the swarm of locust | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the traveling salesman in that problem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the unbearable lightness of being | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the unquietable coworker | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the urge that you're being watched | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the urge to look at your hands | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the winner of the annual "the longest name of a polymorphed monster" award monster | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | the word "Green" written in red text | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | thetan | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | thing | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | thing | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | thing with 2.3i heads | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | this friend I have, named Joey Jo-Jo... Junior... Shabadoo? | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | thoroughly rusted -3 iron golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | thoroughly rusty thoroughly corroded iron golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | three dead trolls in a baggie | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | three dwarves in a trenchcoat standing on each others' shoulders | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | three weaving crones | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | three-headed cockatrice | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | three-headed duck-billed rabbit | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | three-headed fire-breathing chicken | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | three-headed monkey | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | three-headed monkey | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | throbbing shaft | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | thrumbo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | thunder fiend of gain level | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | thwomp | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | timberwolf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | time paradox | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | time paradox | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | timey wimey ball | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | tin elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | tin of gin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | tin of gnome meat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | tinfoil golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | tiny airship wielding forty pirates and a cannon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | titanium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | toilet paper golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | top ten list | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | topiary golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | topological golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | toy doll with its Good/Evil switch set to "Evil" | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | transposed particle field | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | trapdoor spider | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | trapped trapper | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | trapper | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | treant | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | tretre fly | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | triceratops | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | triple Gandalf | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | trippy vortex | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | troglodyte | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | tron bug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | trouser snake | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | trouser snake | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | truck driver | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | true meaning of Christmas | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | tub of nut butter | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | tube rat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | tubgirl | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | tumbleweed | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | tungsten elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | tunnel network | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | turbo chicken | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | turboencabulator | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | turbonium dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | turducken | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | turkey | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | turkeytrice | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | twen | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | two hot dogs | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | two-headed two-bodied goat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | twonky | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | tyger | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | tyop mnotsre | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | tzitzimitl | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ugly bitch | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ultra mega battle robot | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | umpire | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | unassuming local guy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | unbeatable Air Man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | unbound quark | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | unclosed parenthesis | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | undercover cop | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | unhandled exception | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | unhandled exception | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | uni-horned corn | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | unintentional switch case fall-through | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | unitaur | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | universe | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | unmatched parenthesis | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | unobserved quantum state | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | unpredictably deadly pyromaniac midget | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | unstable equilibrium | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | unwanted text message from your ex | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ur-drakon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ur-glahk | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ur-vile | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | uranium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | urge to stare at your hands | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | used tire golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | uwumancer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | uwumancer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | vamp mimic | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | vampire bird | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | vampire chicken | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | vampire dazzler | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | vampire mosquito | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | vampire slayer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | vanadium elementa | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | vanadium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | velcro golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | velociraptor | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | vending machine | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | venomous nymph | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | venture capitalist | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | venus flytrap | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | vermicious knid | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | vertigo vortex | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | very grizzly bear | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | very imaginary number | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | vibrating square | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | vicious fermid | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | viking | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | violent fungus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | violent fungus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | virtual stack machine | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | visible stalker | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | visible stalker | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | vlish | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | vogon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | void elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | void pointer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | volcano giant | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | voluptuous ampersand | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | voracious bug | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | vorpal golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | vorpal jabberwock | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | vortigaunt | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | vulture | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wacky wahoo pizza man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wacky waving arm-flailing inflatable tube-man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | waddle dee | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | waddle doo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | waddle doo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wake up call boss | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | walking Sony Walkman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | walking disk drive | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | walking mushroom | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | walrus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wand of wishing | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wanderer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | warm-up boss | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | warning level 1 | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | warning level 2 | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | warning level 3 | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | warning level 4 | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | warning level 5 | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | warthog | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | water buffalo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | waterproof elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | waterproof golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wayward son | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | weasel | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wee green blobbie | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wee little beastie | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | well-ordered set | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | were(random beast) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | were-ki-rin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wereape | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | werecar | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | werecockatrice | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | werecoyote | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | weredolphin | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | werefoo | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | werehorse | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | werehouse | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | werehuman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wereincubus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | werelich | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | weremedusa | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | weremindflayer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | weremold | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | weremouse | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | werephase mummy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wereplatypus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wererocktroll | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | weresuccubus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wereworm | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | whale shark | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | whelk | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | white rabbit | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | white supremacist | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wide-angle disintegration beam | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wiener sausage | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wif dove | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wight supremacist | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wiki vandal | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wild slaphead | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | willow-the-wisp | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wimpy final boss | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | windows subsystem has stopped unexpectedly | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | winged lemur | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | winged snake | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wish of wanding | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | witch of Agnesi | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wolfwere | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wombat | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wookie | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wooper trooper | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | word golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | world eater | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | world killer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | worthless yellowish-brown glass golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | writhing mass of primal chaos | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wub | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wumpus | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wumpus mummy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | wyrm | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | xXL337_5N1P3R_420N05C0P3_L0RDXx | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | xXx golem xXx | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | xXxHeroKiller200xXx | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | xenon elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | xeroc | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | xof | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | xoff | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | xon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | xorff | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | xyzzy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | yak | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | yak | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | yaktaur capitan | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | yasd | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | yellow submarine | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | yellow-slotted gizzard | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | yellow-spotted lizard | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | yellowish-brown dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | yet another $#%*& floating eye | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | your "homework" folder | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | your "homework" folder | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | your brain on drugs | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | your deepest darkest fear | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | your ex | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | your foot | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | your godfather | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | your hopes and dreams | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | your inner demons | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | your mom | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | your mom | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | your own future light cone | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | your own hands | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | your own penis | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | your pet idiot | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | your project's deadline | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | your quest nemesis | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | your thoughts | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | your yee yee ass haircut | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | yourself from an alternate timeline | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | ysalamiri | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | yttrium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | yule log | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zappy eel | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zappy eel | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zerg rush | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zergling | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zinc elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zirconium elemental | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zmobie | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zombi Oracle | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zombie (on your lawn) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zombie dragon | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zombie mummy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zombie named Rob | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zombie pigman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zombie process | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zombie robot ninja samurai pirate sorcerer gunman | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zombie sasquatch | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zombie zombie | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zombified tarantulas | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zoombini | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zoomer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zorkmid | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zorkmid golem | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zorkmind | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zorkmindflayer | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zrutier | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zrutiest | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zruty from Zyzzy | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zygote | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zzt smiley man | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zzz- -_- (sleeping ASCII man) | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zzzzzz> /\/\/\/<(|||'-') *damned bee* | 
| Hallucinatory Monster | zzzzzz> /\/\/\/<(|||'-') *damned bee* |