| #nethack:!coffee | blackcustard | $ACT $CHOICE(9*gives $ARGS|drinks) a $CHOICE(2*cup|mug|pot|thermos|bucket|potion|bowl) of $CHOICE(3*coffee|espresso|cappuccino|$CHOICE(black|green|oolong|white|yellow|polka-dot|melange) tea|decaf|mocha), brewed by $CHOICE(Vlad the Impaler|the Oracle|Izchak|the Wizard of Yendor|Moloch|Baalzebub|Medusa|$AN($RNDMON)|$CHOICE(Famine|Pestilence|Death)|$CHOICE(Lord Carnarvon|Pelias|Shaman Karnov|Hippocrates|King Arthur|The Grand Master|The Arch Priest|Orion|The Master of Thieves|Lord Sato|Twoflower|The Norn|Neferet the Green)|$CHOICE(The Minion of Huhetotl|Thoth Amon|The Chromatic Dragon|The Cyclops|Ixoth|Master Kaen|Nalzok|Scorpius|The Master Assassin|Ashikaga Takauji|Lord Surtur|The Dark One)) at $RND(0,300) $CHOICE(degrees Fahrenheit|degrees Celsius|Kelvin). |
