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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

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You choke over your food!
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   ## |..%...%aa|        
    #b-....%..@a|        
      |.%...d...|        
      ---------+-        
                         
                         
                         
You die...
A cloud of gas puts you  
to sleep!|..|.....|      
      -----.|.....|      
       |.--G...G..--     
      --..|...@h...|     
      |.........|..--    
      ----.j%...|.-.|    
         |....-.--.--    
         --....-----     
The dwarf hits!

You die...

Thou art arrogant,       
mortal!                  
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             |******<|   
           ##-.......|   
          ## | @.....|   
         ##  ---------   
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       ##                
Suddenly, a bolt of lightning strikes you!

You die...

Your bloodthirsty blade  
attacks!                 
                         
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     |![)!=+(%W|         
     |"+(?%/!?@@#########
     |?%!=]%").|         
     -----------         
                         
Asidonhopo hits!

You die...

Shall I remove your      
gloves, lover? (y,n) y   
                -------  
                |.....|  
                |.."..|  
                |.....|  
                |.>%..|  
                |.&.!.|  
                -@-----  
You turn to stone...
Croesus hits!}|   |}     
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$$$$$|..........|}}}     
$$$$$-l........C|;       
$$$$$|......\..@@.       
$$$$$|........h%|}}}     
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}}}}}}}}}}}}}}|   |}     
             }-----}     
You die...
                         
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  |................n.|   
  |<.................|   
  |.......NV.........|   
  |.......@..........|   
 #-...d..............|   
##|..................+   
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@ "Atheists have it so much better. I want to be like them. No more YASD for me."
Seven
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3 Comments

#1 burpie Fri, 18 Jun 2021 15:25:25
So much work went into this comic...and I totally don't get it. Something about reincarnation?

#2 Dajaaj Sat, 26 Jun 2021 03:57:00
It's the seven deadly sins: Gluttony, Sloth, Pride, Wrath, Lust, Greed, Envy. The last one is a little less obvious because it's a phonetic monster-glyph joke (NV = envy).

A better title/alt-text for this might have been 'Se7en' after that old movie, though perhaps that'd be a bit too on-the-nose.

#3 burpie Thu, 8 Jul 2021 16:31:01
Thank you, Dajaaj. I should have taken more time figuring this one out--would have been worth it. Giving it an E so maybe others will take the time.

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