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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jun 20th, 2022  Bucky
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@: Today I want to try some Oracle scumming.

d: I have not heard of such foolishness. Please explain.

Dogley bites the gob
                    
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@: I play as far as the Oracle and ask him how my game will go. Then I abandon the game unless he gives me a really good omen.
                    
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d: It's a bad idea. The Oracle might see the possible termination of the timeline and lie to you.

@: He wouldn't do that, he has standards! True rumors only.

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d: Or he'd hit you with a useless cryptic prophecy or something.

@: As long as it's a highly favorable cryptic prophecy, I'm all for it.

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@: Oh great Oracle, what is my destiny?

@: You will slay the most important foe in the dungeon.

@: Eh, good enough. High priest of Moloch, I'm coming for you.

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@: Why, that sneaky little...

d: No more Oracle scumming, please.

RIP Cherry, killed by Dudley's ghost
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