Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Mar 1st, 2012 >

anticlimatic

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@: "On second thought, I think it's time I switched to something a little less perilous."

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@: "Greetings Dudley! Welcome to Goliath's Video Game Emporium!"

You see here a game called Skyrim.

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#1	anther	Fri, 2 Mar 2012 00:49:44
Good just because it's been a while since I've seen the dungeon entrance.
#2	xCheckPoint	Fri, 2 Mar 2012 08:07:57
..which is a good way to keep you from searching for the exit.
#3	XandersolTehEpic	Fri, 2 Mar 2012 15:29:04
In what way is Skyrim less perilous than Nethack? At least in Nethack, you can teleport away if a gigantic fire-breathing dragon that can kill you instantly shows up.
#4	anticlimatic	Sat, 3 Mar 2012 05:06:17
I've lost more progress to a single tin of spinach on a full stomach than I have to all the dragons in Skyrim. Last edited: Sat, 3 Mar 2012 05:10:22
#5	XandersolTehEpic	Mon, 5 Mar 2012 15:39:34
Ah, and I forgot the one real danger in Nethack, that which has no rival in any other game. So powerful that the Nethack homepage required a magic barrier to keep it from being blown apart by their accursed zaps. I, of course, speak of the fearsome monster that is the Grid Bug. Am I the only one who notices that grid bugs and other corpse-less monster seem to be the only ones that spawn if you're wearing a cursed ring of hunger/conflict?

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