Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Mar 29th, 2009 >

Stathol

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h "Sweetheart, I need some help with dinner. Would you fetch me that tin from the cupboard?"

h "Of course!"

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h *sniff* "It smells like wood nymphs. Should we eat it?"

h "I think we'll be allri-- wait a second..."

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h "How would YOU know what that smells like?"

h "..."

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The dwarf hits the dwarf lord!

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https://alt.org/nethack/dudley/

The watch doesn't like to get involved anymore

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9 Comments

#1	Medandrea	Sun, 29 Mar 2009 00:16:45
Brilliant. Good use of standard NetHack messages mixed in with just enough creative deviance.
#2	slowpoke	Sun, 29 Mar 2009 01:39:05
Hilarious!
#3	Newtkiller	Sun, 29 Mar 2009 23:04:35
astonishing.
#4	TobyBartels	Mon, 30 Mar 2009 09:07:16
Hey so how do I know what that smells like?
#5	slowpoke	Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:34:29
Someone polymorphed the engagement ring into a ring of conflict.
#6	anther	Mon, 30 Mar 2009 17:35:49
You know what it smells like because you've had survival training, which is the same reason you can eat mold and worm corpses. At least, that's my best guess. Last edited: Mon, 30 Mar 2009 17:39:05
#7	Sorceror	Mon, 6 Apr 2009 11:59:18
slowpoke hit the nail on the head with a sledgehammer. anther ruins all the fun.
#8	DarthCliche	Wed, 12 May 2010 17:46:44
Why WOULDN'T the dwarf lord know what it smells like? Do dwarves not have senses of smell?
#9	DarthCliche	Fri, 3 Dec 2010 00:47:03
Oh. I can't believe I didn't get it. #facepalm

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