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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Apr 25th, 2009 >Tocksin1
You see here a long 
sword named Sunsword
               #    
  -------------d----
  |............@...|
  |................|
  |................|
  ----------------|-
                    
@ "Sweet! No monster will kill me now!"
                    
    40,000 turns    
       later...     
                    
    ------------    
   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
 /                \ 
 |     Dudley     | 
 |   killed  by   | 
 |   a malignant  | 
 |    melanoma    | 
(\|(/)()/||)|(||//\/
Use at least SPF15
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#1 slowpoke Sat, 25 Apr 2009 03:01:26
Next time pick a character class that can wear armor, Dud old chum.

#2 mijae Sat, 25 Apr 2009 12:08:08
This is particularly funny for me living in sunny, UV-riddled Brisbane.

#3 anther Sat, 25 Apr 2009 15:56:04
Despair thy charm...
Last edited: Sat, 25 Apr 2009 15:56:14

#4 Quint Sat, 25 Apr 2009 17:46:54
Dudley finds the Sting.

Later...

Dudley, killed by a poisonous Sting.

#5 Newtkiller Sat, 25 Apr 2009 20:57:52
Crawler?

#6 Sorceror Mon, 4 May 2009 01:30:15
x - a white potion

... later ...

Would you like to see what you were carrying? y

Potions
x - an uncursed bottle of sunscreen

#7 ctaboir Tue, 5 May 2009 14:52:30
@Sorceror: I would have said instead:
x - a milky potion
...

#8 danirijeka Wed, 6 May 2009 13:19:04
@Quint:

Dudley, killed by the Police

#9 Anonymous Mon, 27 Aug 2012 11:09:26
------------
/ REST IN \
/ PEACE \
/ \
| Dudley |
| killed by |
| a malignant |
| melanoma |
(\|(/)()/||)|(||//\/

#10 Anonymous Mon, 27 Aug 2012 11:13:27
Monster:omnomnomnomnomnom

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