Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jul 16th, 2009 >

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Dogley eats a goblin
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@ "Phew, that was close. Only 2 HP left."

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@ "OH NO! My nemesis! Dogley, quick, would you come over here, please?"

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d "Forry, juft a few more bitef of fis delifious goblin."

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@ "Alright, no worries. Why not spend one of my spare geno scrolls and wipe them from the face of the planet..."

Genocide what type  
of monster? newt    
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@ "byebye"

Wiped out all newts 
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@ "No newt-caused death this time, hehe..."

Click! You trigger a
boulder trap!       
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You are hit by a    
boulder!            
You die...          
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d "Good idea, bad timing."

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R.I.P. Dudley, killed by being overhasty

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4 Comments

#1	slowpoke	Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:12:14
It's a newt joke, but heaven help me, I LOLed again.
#2	Quint	Thu, 16 Jul 2009 08:39:00
Well, by this point, they're all meta-[newt joke]s, anyway.
#3	Anonymous	Sat, 18 Jul 2009 05:33:41
I worry the comic is dying if all we can think of now is newts.
#4	grisha5	Tue, 27 Oct 2015 23:57:08
Thats a novel newt joke so its fine :)

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