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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jul 16th, 2009 >xCheckPoint
Dogley eats a goblin
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@ "Phew, that was close. Only 2 HP left."
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@ "OH NO! My nemesis! Dogley, quick, would you come over here, please?"
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d "Forry, juft a few more bitef of fis delifious goblin."
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@ "Alright, no worries. Why not spend one of my spare geno scrolls and wipe them from the face of the planet..."
Genocide what type  
of monster? newt    
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@ "byebye"
Wiped out all newts 
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@ "No newt-caused death this time, hehe..."
Click! You trigger a
boulder trap!       
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You are hit by a    
boulder!            
You die...          
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d "Good idea, bad timing."
R.I.P. Dudley, killed by being overhasty
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4 Comments

#1 slowpoke Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:12:14
It's a newt joke, but heaven help me, I LOLed again.

#2 Quint Thu, 16 Jul 2009 08:39:00
Well, by this point, they're all meta-[newt joke]s, anyway.

#3 Anonymous Sat, 18 Jul 2009 05:33:41
I worry the comic is dying if all we can think of now is newts.

#4 grisha5 Tue, 27 Oct 2015 23:57:08
Thats a novel newt joke so its fine :)

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