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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

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The master mind flay
You feel very stupid
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@ "Damn it! Nowhere to run!"

The master mind flayer's tentacles suck you!

You feel very stupid!

@ "Arrrrggh!"

The master mind flay
The master mind flay
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  |.@..............|
  |..h...<.........-
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          #         
The master mind flayer suddenly vomits!

The master mind flayer looks weaker.

You hit the master m
You kill the master 
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          #         
You hit the master mind flayer!

You kill the master mind flayer!

Dudley, the Illithid Slayer
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7 Comments

#1 Anonymous Mon, 17 Aug 2009 03:36:57
Um.

Wtf.

#2 Quint Mon, 17 Aug 2009 04:37:48
I think it's making fun of Dudley.

#3 Anonymous Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:29:30
C'mon, everybody knows that ooooold joke...

What's this?

A brainsucker.

What's it doing?

Starving.

#4 Slandor Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:37:52
I like the execution. Suggested alternate footnote: "Putting the ill in illithid."

#5 Manutraveler Mon, 17 Aug 2009 20:42:33
The joke is predictable, but it has a nice twist: the mind flayer does not starve, but gets sick. So Dudley is not brainless, his brain is rotten. That doesn't help the image of our hero...

#6 Dajaaj Mon, 17 Aug 2009 23:44:00
The master mind flayer's tentacles suck you! You don't notice...

Has anyone else noticed that, in SLASH'EM, free action seems to protect against mind flayer attacks ("The mind flayer grabs you but you quickly free yourself!")? Makes geno-less a much more appealing prospect than in Vanilla, although SLASH'EM certainly has its share of monsters you really want to genocide, particularly ghoul and vampire mages.

#7 Sorceror Sun, 20 Sep 2009 16:25:05
Need one more vote for 34543

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