Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Sep 2nd, 2009 >

Sorceror

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@ "Hi, I'm Dudley."

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: "Hi, I'm a newt."

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@ "Heh, newts are easy to kill!"

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@ "Oh no!"

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Queue the E votes.

https://alt.org/nethack/dudley/

Seriously guys, NOT FUNNY!

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Ratings

37 poor
10 mediocre
5 fair
4 good
9 excellent

Average rating: mediocre
Number of ratings: 65

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15 Comments

#1	SmashFan2005	Wed, 2 Sep 2009 02:30:52
votes E for the hell of it :/ I like to go against the mainstream.
#2	slowpoke	Wed, 2 Sep 2009 03:31:13
Hi, I'm Slowpoke. Queue the "if you don't like the comic, submit one of your own" comments.
#3	Medandrea	Wed, 2 Sep 2009 05:58:51
I can't in give this a good rating in good conscience...
#4	eskimo68	Wed, 2 Sep 2009 06:38:40
Only two panels, possibly with the first only being a tombstone would have made this shorter and to the punch. As long as it was I only got annoyed by the E column being one off. But Not Poor.
#5	Quint	Wed, 2 Sep 2009 15:23:58
Poor. First, I appreciate the meta-joke, however, because you begged for E's, I'll have to give a P. Just cause. Second, because you're dissing newt jokes.
#6	acheron	Wed, 2 Sep 2009 21:32:18
The phrase is "cue the...", not "queue". Though I suppose "queue" kind of makes a little sense in this context.
#7	NobodySpecial	Wed, 2 Sep 2009 23:06:02
Oh, he meant "cue"? I was awfully puzzled by that sentence.
#8	Sorceror	Thu, 3 Sep 2009 09:52:36
Bah, who ever decided to pronounce "cue" and "queue" the same way? Voting P. Because P is awesome. Very, very awesome for this one.
#9	TobyBartels	Thu, 3 Sep 2009 19:11:44
I laughed.
#10	Athgaar	Sun, 6 Sep 2009 01:05:55
It's a pun. Queue as in "line 'em up!"
#11	Sorceror	Wed, 23 Sep 2009 10:34:52
Athgaar: yes, that is actually what I was thinking of.
#12	xolroc	Sun, 16 May 2010 16:58:25
There are five rating levels, not six.
#13	Lanay	Sun, 28 Jul 2013 07:09:06
Ironic, huh?
#14	ThePathfinder	Sat, 16 May 2015 11:23:28
Xtra-Excellent for that KO.
#15	grisha5	Thu, 15 Oct 2015 03:00:54
E for ascii art of the voting panel.

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