Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Mar 6th, 2010 >

BreathOfSorrows

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To what level do you want to teleport?

@ "I wonder..."

-9

d "Bad idea, Dudley!"

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You feel deliriously happy. (In fact, you're on Cloud 9!) --More--

@ "Oh, wow! Awesome!"

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Unfortunately, you don't know how to fly.

@ "I can almost see the entire world!"

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@ "Hey, there's my house! Ha, Dogley would be so jealous! The look on his face would be priceless!"

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@ "What a sight! But, what's the catch?"

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You plummet a few thousand feet to your death.

https://alt.org/nethack/dudley/

Curiosity killed the Dud

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8 Comments

#1	Sorceror	Sat, 6 Mar 2010 02:17:17
"What's this thing, coming towards me so fast — very, very fast! It needs a great big round-sounding word like ... round ... ah-round ... g-round — that's it — ground! "I wonder if it'll be friends with me."
#2	todaal	Sat, 6 Mar 2010 04:58:19
"Oh, no, not again."
#3	Anonymous	Sat, 6 Mar 2010 12:07:00
This would be a nice new feature for the next version.
#4	ais523	Sat, 6 Mar 2010 15:23:28
This is actually possible in NetHack, of course; the only difference is that NetHack doesn't show graphics for it. (And of course, there are ways to survive it...)
#5	Slandor	Sat, 6 Mar 2010 22:52:35
But even if you survive it, it's still an automatic game over, if I'm not mistaken.
#6	NobodySpecial	Sat, 6 Mar 2010 23:21:30
True. It isn't clear why you're not allowed to descend back into level 1.
#7	TobyBartels	Sun, 7 Mar 2010 00:58:51
Beware! There will be no return!
#8	ThePathfinder	Fri, 17 Jul 2015 15:30:00
You will win prematurely if 'ported to Dlvl 10 or higher.

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