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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< May 22nd, 2010 >DrSunglass
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@ "Hello, Dudley! Welcome to Niod's zorkmid store!"
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@ "Huh, never been in one of these before."
You see here a      
disposable camera.  
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@ "A disposable camera, price 1 zorkmid, superb craftsmanship!"
You see here a      
diluted potion of   
minor healing.      
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@ "A diluted potion of minor healing, price 1 zorkmid, an excellent choice."
You see here a      
scroll of polish    
armor.              
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@ "A scroll of polish armor, price 1 zorkmid, painstakingly developed!"
Play along at home: what are the other objects in the store?
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17 Comments

#1 DarthCliche Sat, 22 May 2010 00:13:53
The DarthCliche rises from the dead! -More-
You realize this has nothing to do with the comic! You see that this comment has been edited!
Last edited: Wed, 16 Jun 2010 19:31:34

#2 Anonymous Sat, 22 May 2010 05:10:39
D(NI)D does weekend comics?

#3 xolroc Sat, 22 May 2010 16:29:02
@DarthCliche: What a deep and meaningful statement.

#4 Netbots Sun, 23 May 2010 01:12:46
Let's see... An amulet of instadeath, a broken +0 short sword, a -3 hole covered leather jacket, a worm infested apple, a tiny red piece of worthless glass, a potion of red !, the corroded links of a chain mail, a wand of self death, and a kill-you bee corpse. I'll leave the rest for everyone else.
Last edited: Sun, 23 May 2010 01:12:59

#5 Slandor Mon, 24 May 2010 14:59:09
A horn of not much, a wand of cool, a lump of peasant jelly, a wand of open door detection.

And flintstones, loadstones, fedoras, and dunce caps, of course.

#6 DarthCliche Mon, 24 May 2010 21:55:53
@xolroc: I was making fun of trolls.

#7 Saposhiente Tue, 15 Jun 2010 22:59:46
Don't forget the minuscule mimic!

#8 Nightpenguin Thu, 12 May 2011 21:48:22
a magic brass lantern, a ring of disagreement, a silver dragon scroll of mail, a cheap plastic imitation of an iron chain, a wand of normal missile, a tin of cockatrice meat, a lodestone, an evening star.

#9 beebop Sun, 25 Dec 2011 01:05:26
A wand of normal missile (0:-1).

#10 Anonymous Tue, 6 Nov 2012 23:26:47
a half eaten meatball

a shredded blindfold

q- a roll of toilet paper
What do you want to wear?q
You finish you dressing maneuver.The grid bug hits! Your roll of toilet paper is in pieces!

#11 Anonymous Tue, 6 Nov 2012 23:28:18
*partially eaten meatball

#12 grisha5 Tue, 27 Oct 2015 23:53:19
J-A ring of visible monster warning

#13 Anonymous Wed, 30 Dec 2015 23:15:55
A spellbook of Weak Bolt

#14 will905965 Tue, 7 Mar 2017 20:15:51
boots of floor walking

#15 Anonymous Mon, 3 Jun 2019 23:56:30
Blessed scroll of self-genocide.

#16 riggityrekt Tue, 28 Dec 2021 16:52:48
a wand of weak bolt, a scroll of chain mail, a figurine of an archenemy, a pair of slow boots, a cloak of visibility, a tin of water, a eighthstaff, a ring of decrease accuracy, a drum of shaking, a wand of hoping, a partially eaten meat ring, and a cloak of disability.
Last edited: Sat, 15 Jan 2022 15:11:01

#17 Spider74656 Fri, 14 Apr 2023 17:34:00
A pair of concrete galoshes, a wand of training, a pair of broken lenses, gauntlets of gambling, a potion of lose energy, a ring of taking damage, a ring of amuse monster, a scroll of flood detection, a scroll of gold removal, a wand of make visible, a wand of waking, an amulet of falling, and a sprig of catnip!

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