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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

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@: "Aha! My mortal enemy, the newt!"
You hit the newt. Th
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@: "Today, I will defeat you!"

You hit the newt. The newt bites!

You hit the newt.

The newt dies!      
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You hit the newt. The newt dies!

@: "Victory, at long last! I shall laugh as I eat your corpse in celebration!"

There is a newt corp
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There is a newt corpse here. Eat it? [ynq](n) y

Ulch- That newt corpse was tainted! You feel deathly sick.

@: "..."

RIP Dudley, killed by delayed newt joke.
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11 Comments

#1 Anonymous Mon, 2 May 2011 01:35:27
Yes, this idea has been done before.
No, this does not take away from the fact that it is a new comic.

#2 anther Mon, 2 May 2011 04:15:57
It's been done before?

#3 xCheckPoint Mon, 2 May 2011 08:57:51
Is there any newt joke that's not been done before?

#4 Slandor Tue, 3 May 2011 16:59:34
Is that a dare, xCheckPoint?

#5 xCheckPoint Wed, 4 May 2011 05:58:56
"Well, erm, we had to kill the newt. Yes, the newt wasn't armed, but he made some threatening movements, as well as one of his wives. And he shouted 'Geronimo', so we gave him a headshot. Maybe a second one, just to be sure. You see, erm, we had to do it, if we had the chance we would have arrested him. I promise, sir."

#6 Anonymous Wed, 4 May 2011 22:35:59
I'm absolutely sure that being killed by a poisoned newt has been done on the old site at some point.
@xCheckPoint: Challenge Accepted.

-volnrok

#7 Slandor Thu, 5 May 2011 00:29:43
I did choking on a newt corpse once: http://sadowl.com/dudley/index.php?f=20091028

(The previous strip very carefully set up that Dudley was overstuffed and not wearing an amulet.)

#8 anther Fri, 6 May 2011 07:32:13
I need to go back and read those again.

#9 Sorceror Sat, 7 May 2011 05:19:07
Colour of text in top row is white in panels #2 and #3. Nitpicker votes F.

#10 Quint Fri, 20 May 2011 03:35:22
Also, it's "You kill the newt!".

#11 googoosh Fri, 23 Dec 2011 15:25:33
Duh, #pray

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