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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Sep 26th, 2011 >Nomi
It misses. It misses.   
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@ Wow, this is a bad place for the staircase.
It touches you! It casts
a spell!                
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@ Oops... Time to put on the amulet of ESP!
You are now wearing an  
amulet of ESP.          
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@ Good one, RNG, but I have magic resistance!
You hit the arch-lich.  
The arch-lich turns to  
flee!--|                
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-.....}|@N@             
L.....}X@@              
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You hit the arch-lich!  
The arch-lich casts a   
spell!-|                
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-@....}|@N@             
L.....}X@@              
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@ This might get bad!
A monster appears from  
nowhere!                
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-@....}|@N@             
L.....}X@@              
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@ Only a green slime? Haha!
You destroy the         
arch-lich!              
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@ Oh wow, for a second I thought I was in trouble.
                        
                        
                        
                        
                        
    10 turns later...   
                        
                        
                        
                        
                        
                        
                        
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     /  REST IN   \     
    /    PEACE     \    
   /                \   
   |     Dudley     |   
   |   turned into  |   
   |     slime.     |   
   |                |   
(|)/|(\|////|\/\(/))(|\\
@ I didn't see that one coming...
I'm really sorry if you don't find it funny. But i do. :D
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2 Comments

#1 Slandor Mon, 26 Sep 2011 13:35:48
I would like this if the joke were that the monster that touched Dudley in the first panel was the slime, and Dudley didn't notice. But I don't see how that can work with the message "A monster appears from nowhere!"

Also, shouldn't the xorns be visible all along? And what's the significance of the staircase; is it just to let the action take place in sight of the castle? I guess that does make sense.

#2 Anonymous Mon, 26 Sep 2011 21:58:54
What he said.

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