Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Oct 24th, 2012 >

Anvilgames

-------- \|......\| #########-@.....\| \|......\| \|......\| \|......\| \|......+ \|...F..\| -------- What do you want to throw? y In what direction? <	-------- \|......\| #########-`.....\| \|......\| \|......\| \|......\| \|......+ \|...F..\| -------- A cockatrice corpse hits the ceiling, then falls back down on top of your head. You turn to stone.	------------ / REST IN \ / PEACE \ / \ \| Dudley \| \| killed by \| \| elementary \| \| physics \| (/\|/\(\|\|/\|/)(\/\\/\\
--...--.-..\| ----....\|.\|.--- --.\|.G.....\|.--- \|.....@.....\|..\| --..........--.-- --.....^....--..\| --...---...-----.\| --.--.\| ---.\| \|.\| \|.----- \|.\| --. The gnome king hits! You hear the howling of the CwnAnn... Drink what? q	--...--.-..\| ----....\|.\|.--- --.\|.G.....\|.--- \|.....@.....\|..\| --..........--.-- --.....^....--..\| --...---...-----.\| --.--.\| ---.\| \|.\| \|.----- \|.\| --. Suddenly, you rise up! A normal force prevents you from rising through the ceiling!	------------ / REST IN \ / PEACE \ / \ \| Dudley \| \| killed by \| \| intermediate \| \| physics \| (/\|/\(\|\|/\|/)(\/\\/\\
-------------------- \|.....\|Q..........\|. -----.---.---------. \|.\|...\|...\|.\|.\|..... \|.---.---.\|@\|.\|.\|.\|. \|...............\|^\|. \|.\|.---.\|.\|.\|.-----. \|.\|.\|...\|.\|.\|...\|... -------------------- Read what? l You have found a scroll of genocide! What monster do you want to genocide? quantum mechanic	-------------------- \|.....\|...........\|. -----.---.---------. \|.\|...\|...\|.\|.\|..... \|.---.---.\|@\|.\|.\|.\|. \|...............\|^\|. \|.\|.---.\|.\|.\|.-----. \|.\|.\|...\|.\|.\|...\|... -------------------- Wiped out all quantum mechanics. Suddenly, the dungeon's wavefunction collapses.	------------ / REST IN \ / PEACE \ / \ \| Dudley \| \| killed by \| \| advanced \| \| physics \| (/\|/\(\|\|/\|/)(\/\\/\\
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Dying of starvation should be renamed to "killed by the Second Law of Thermodynamics"

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4 Comments

#1	ihatesoldiera	Wed, 24 Oct 2012 02:22:11
Nice, makes me think of that old "killed by chaos theory" comic. Last edited: Wed, 24 Oct 2012 02:22:26
#2	DarthCliche	Wed, 24 Oct 2012 16:59:44
Nitpick: With the cockatrice corpse, it's petrified by elementary physics. E anyway.
#3	XandersolTehEpic	Sun, 18 Nov 2012 20:40:09
Ha.
#4	ais523	Thu, 28 Feb 2013 01:20:35
I only just got the "normal force" joke. Because I wasn't looking for it earlier, I guess.

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