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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Feb 20th, 2012 >beebop
                    
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@ "Oh, no! A rust monster!"
                    
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You hit the newt.

@ "Wait, what?"

                    
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@ "I AM TIRED OF ANGBAND JOKES"

You kill the newt.

@ "I just said..."

Alternate ending: "Alright, who's been messing with my config file again?"
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5 Comments

#1 alexanderthegre Mon, 20 Feb 2012 05:49:30
I don't know why, but this is rediculously funny.

#2 Anonymous Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:49:10
If it was a rust monster, which it wasn't, but if it WAS, he always could have used that wooden weapon up there.

#3 Anonymous Fri, 24 Feb 2012 13:39:13
strip

#4 Anonymous Fri, 24 Feb 2012 17:24:06
Nice strip!

#5 fordperfect Fri, 6 Dec 2019 11:12:00
Even though it's a newt joke, it's still good. Gets a G from me.

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