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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jan 5th, 2013 >youraveragenerd
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@ Hmm, a lamp... might as well try #rub-ing it...
                    
                    
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& I am in your debt. I will grant one wish!
                    
                    
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@ I wish for happiness!
                    
                    
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& "Happiness" is a subjective concept. For example, my definition of happiness is being outside of that accursed lamp. You're going to have to be more specific...
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g - 2 cursed scrolls of genocide

h - ice box

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@ *hic* Now this is what I call a party! *hic* Hey, if any of you lovely ladies need a refill, there's *hic* plenty more potions of booze in that icebox! Like *hic* 40 last time I checked.

& WOOOOOOOOO!

Ain't no party like a Dudley party...
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