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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

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@ Salutations, Dudley! Welcome to Carignan's weapons mall!

@ Certainly larger than the typical antique weapons outlet. Mind if I take a look around?

                    
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@ Here we have a selection of weapons for starting characters. The usual stuff; axes, polearms, that sort of thing. Legal notice: the lucern hammer is not actually a hammer.
                    
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@ Hey, what's that thing doing here?

@ Sorry about that, good sir. Here, have 7 daggers on the house to kill it with.

You wield 7 daggers!
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@ This doesn't seem much better than using one dagger. And they're pretty hard to hold...

@ Thank you for that, honored sir. You see, I'm a pacifist. I can't kill another living being.

                    
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@ So if you're a pacifist, why do you run a weapons mall?

@ Simple, most gracious sir. With all these monsters around, to stay alive, I have to arm everyone around me. A horde of adventurers fighting to stay alive? Why, they protect me as well.

                    
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@ You're just starting out in the dungeon, aren't you? May I recommend the kitten? A trusty and reliable weapon for the starting adventurer.

@ A wise suggestion. But I already have a dog, and I was looking for something more deadly.

                    
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@ Of course, esteemed sir! I keep the deadliest weapons in the dungeon back here. What about a sword that beheads enemies (5% of the time)? A wand that kills anything that isn't already dead?
                    
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@ A glorious, blindingly bright sidekick who will fly through the darkness, smiting down anyone who would oppose you, striking the fear of gods into the denizens of hell?

A Lifetime guarantee on my sword!

                    
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@ So what is the deadliest weapon in all the dungeon? I really want to be well-equipped this time, and money is no object.

@ Why, most renowned and sacred sir:

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@ I have a bridge to sell you!
Pacifist shopkeeper
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