Hello Dudley! Welcom
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| You see here a wand
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You see a wand of summon Archons (0:6) @: Hmm... a wand already identified? | Zap what? [v or ?*]
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You pick up the wand of summon Archons (0:6) @: Well, it wouldn't hurt to zap one... d: Wait! It's an Arch- | You get a bad feelin
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Monsters appear from nowhere! The Archon casts a spell! You feel as if you needed some help. @: NOOO! Help! |
It bites! --More--
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It bites! Monsters appear from nowhere! You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes. It hits! You die... |
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J: That was fun! Y: *nod* We should stand here every day. @ @: Alright everybody! Move it! Next adventurer coming! |
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E: But... but-but @ @: Come on! Move it! NOW! Rodney's order! A: Fine! |
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@: *sigh* Another dead adventurer. @: We better work. You know how angry Rodney got the last time we left a dead adventurer on a no-bones level. | You pick up a human
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You pick up a human corpse named Dudley @: Ughhh, Dudley's heavy. |
The gravedigger wiel
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The gravedigger wields a pick-axe @: I think I hate it the most that Rodney expects us to change the dungeons every time the last adventurer dies. | The gravedigger wiel
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@: But I'm not doing it this time! No way! @: Rodney will get angry. @: I DON'T CARE! Every time an adventurer dies, I have to pick up the corpse, remove it or bury it... | You hit the gravedig
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@: Sometimes make a grave, curse the items, change EVERY dungeon from level one to Medusa's Island... I CAN'T STAND IT!!!! @: Oh, so you think I suffer any better? AAAAA!!!! |
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V: Wow. Your new way to kill adventurers really works. @: Of course it does. V: But the wand only has 5 charges left. @: *sigh* Guess I'll have to replace it soon. |
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