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@: Back... what happened? d: A "lol", an "afk" and something that started with 'b'. |
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*(Starts winding up for a punch, Popeye-style)*
"Wait a minute, what did that footnote say?"
*(Scrolls down to bottom of the page)*
"DANG."
WTF?
BBQ.