Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Mar 12th, 2015 >

Elronnd

The great vampire   
hits! hits! hits! hi
          ----|---- 
          |.......| 
          |.......| 
          ----|---- 
              @     
              V     
hp 1(500) pw 50(50)

Oh halp!

What to lock? j     
Locked the doors!   
          ----|---- 
          |.......| 
          |...@...| 
          ----+---- 
              #     
              V     
hp 1(500) pw 50(50)

There.

Oh no, the vampire's
turned himself to va
por!      ----|---- 
          |...@...| 
          |.......| 
          ----+---- 
              v     
              #     
hp 2(500) pw 50(50)

Oh seriously!!! He's gonna seep through the door?

OPTIONS:            
  a+IBMgraphic      
  b-DECgraphic      
  c-autodig         
  d-hilite_pet      
  e-cmdassist       
  f-color           
  g-lootabc         
  h-help

Not so fast ya luggard!

The vampire tries to
seep through -more- 
          ┏━━━|━━━৑ 
          ে...@...ে 
          ে.......ে 
          ৕৅৅৅+৅৅৅ûb; 
              v     
              ▒     
hp 2(500) pw 50(50)

Hey Mr. rng, remember all those times made my life harder? Don't I deserve something?

The vampire cannot  
find any gaps!      
          úf;৅৅৅|৅৅৅৑ 
          ে...@...ে 
          ে.......ে 
          ৕৅৅৅+৅৅৅ûb; 
              v     
              ▒     
hp 2(500) pw 50(50)

Just...Possibly...

Disgusted, the vamp-
ire returns to form 
          úf;৅৅৅|৅৅৅৑ 
          ে...@...ে 
          ে.......ে 
          ৕৅৅৅+৅৅৅ûb; 
              V     
              ▒     
hp 3(500) pw 50(50)

YES!

The Vampire kicks   
The door down!      
          úf;৅৅৅|৅৅৅৑ 
          ে...@...ে 
          ে.......ে 
          ৕৅৅৅V৅৅৅ûb; 
              ▒     
              ▒     
hp 3(500) pw 50(50)

@: Oh RNG I trusted you

V: I am the RND

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4 Comments

#1	Anonymous	Thu, 12 Mar 2015 04:18:52
RND = RNG, or am I missing some subtlety?
#2	ThePathfinder	Thu, 12 Mar 2015 11:02:23
The webpage cannot be fully loaded.
#3	Elronnd	Thu, 12 Mar 2015 15:18:02
#1: That was a typo, but now that you mention it, it might have been funny to make it demogorgon instead of a “Great Vampire” and RND be the Random Number Demon. ThePathfinder: I know, I'm not sure what the deal is, because in the comic creation page, it showed up like IBMgraphics. Last edited: Thu, 12 Mar 2015 19:22:06
#4	Elronnd	Thu, 12 Mar 2015 17:06:07
The comic is now available in all it‘s glory at http://shalott.net/~elijah/dudley.html. The reason it didn't register correctly is because of a bug in dudley's dungeon in the rendering of the html tags in the html code. Last edited: Thu, 12 Mar 2015 19:21:21

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