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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jun 1st, 2015 >ThePathfinder
               
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Hello Dudley,welcome to NetHack!You are a neutral male human Healer.

Dudley:I'm blue...OK.

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Hippocrates:You have failed us,Dudley.You are a q****!A c********!Hades will be happy to hear that you are once again practicing your arts on the unsuspecting.

Dudley:Got pink slipped today...

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Watchman:The food's not fit for Orcs!

Dudley:And I can't find a job that's green.

The voice of Hermes booms:

Thou art a*******,m*****.

Thou must relearn thy lessons!

You feel foolish.

Goodbye level 16.

Dudley:My 401(K) is turning me gray...

               
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Dudley:And the black hole I'm in is obscene.
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The priest of Hermes gives you two bits for an ale.

Dudley:I'm as white as a ghost.I've lost more than most...

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Adjama says that your bill comes to one vigintillion(=10^63) zorkmids.

Dudley:And I see red over wasted zorkmids.

REST IN PEACE: 
Dudley         
0 Au           
Kl'd by Adjama 
2010           
Dudley:I'd make a joke about this,folks,but surely it would be off-colour.
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#1 ThePathfinder Mon, 1 Jun 2015 11:55:04
It is about AIG and bailouts.
It is a reference of 2010 comics.

#2 Anonymous Tue, 2 Jun 2015 12:24:11
I dont get it.

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