Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jul 18th, 2015 >

ThePathfinder

Hippocrates'        
Guide To A          
"Healthy"           
Lifestyle           
                    
                    
                    
                    
(Just Kidding)

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(1)Eat Right.

f-a XANTHRADEL(TM) brand,high nutritional valued food ration(unpaid,16384 zorkmids)

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(2)Stay Fit.

Gym of Men-Ace.Top quality equipments.2048 zorkmids for 16 minutes.

REST IN PEACE       
Hippocrates         
-1048576 Au         
Killed by:          
A really,really     
Healthy             
Lifestyle           
2014

(3)Die Anyway.

Note:I made up the "xanthradel",so this is not an Ad.But as a Chinese,I hate those f***ing,disgusting Ads.So I wrote this strip.

https://alt.org/nethack/dudley/

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3 Comments

#1	Anonymous	Sat, 18 Jul 2015 04:10:02
Not sure what being Chinese has to do with it. Those ads are trash, and nobody anywhere in the world likes trash.
#2	ThePathfinder	Sat, 18 Jul 2015 05:10:52
Well,it is my second comic submitted. REP #1:Chinese suffer a lot from those ads.In America you can say there are ads in TV programmes.However,in China,it's TV programmes in ads.They could suddenly pop up and interrupt a piece of breaking news or an exciting film,bloating some "useless-but-useful" things.Programmes seems to be not important nowadays. (And yes,there are Ads in video games) Last edited: Sat, 18 Jul 2015 05:16:02
#3	Bucky	Sat, 18 Jul 2015 19:46:03
Typo in panel 1+4; name should be spelled Hypocrites. Last edited: Sat, 18 Jul 2015 19:46:12

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