Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

                    
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It hits! You die... 
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You see here a cheap
plastic imitation of
an altar of Moloch. 
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The magic missile   
hits the jackal!    
Wiped out all       
chickatrices.       
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You see here a      
potion of healing.  
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Hp: 2147483647(21474

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You kill the gnome  
king! A wand of     
wishing shatters!   
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C:\dudley's dungeon\
run dudley's hell:  
-no punchline       
-no jokes           
"press enter"       
/!\Are you sure?    
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The newt hits! the..
grid bug hits! the..
GWTWOD hits!Your own
ghost hits! the.....
Monty Python hits!..
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The Tank fires.     
You die...          
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a - a spellbook.    
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!REST IN WARZ:      
Dudley ?. *         
-1 Bitcoin          
Terminated by:      
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0x000007DF A.D.