Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Apr 27th, 2016 >

Bucky

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#   |`.........`|   
#   |.....`.....|   
#   |...-----...|   
### |...|.{.|...+###
  # |..`|{@@d*..|   
  ##....|.{.|...|   
    |...-----...|   
    |.....*.....|

@: Oh wise oracle, how can I destroy the Amulet of Yendor?

@: You need to enact a forbidden ritual of great and terrible power.

The oracle stole 3  
items!              
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### |...|.{.|...+###
  # |..`|{@@.*..|   
  ##....|.{d|...|   
    |...-----...|   
    |.....*.....|   
    |*.........*|

@: First, you arrange your inventory like so.

d: Hey! Hands off.

The oracle throws a 
scroll.  It misses. 
                    
#   |...-----...|   
### |...|.{.|...+###
  # |..`|{@@.*.?|   
  ##....|.d.|...|   
    |...-----...|   
    |.....*.....|

@: Then write this arcane chant in the dust while wielding a lit candle.

C - a scroll labeled
HACKEM MUCHE        
#   |.....`.....|   
#   |...-----...|   
### |...|.{.|..d-@##
  # |..`|{@{.*..|   
  ##....|.{.|...|   
    |...-----...|   
    |.....*.....|

@: Let's go, Dogley, she's obviously making this up.

@: Wait! You'll collapse the dungeon if you don't finish right!

https://alt.org/nethack/dudley/

Last step: When the candle burns out, immediately punch Dogley.

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5 Comments

#1	ThePathfinder	Thu, 28 Apr 2016 03:01:57
`One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison` Not intended to create symmetry. This comic is really double-plus-un-good. Also for my Neither-P-Nor-E conduct. Last edited: Thu, 28 Apr 2016 03:08:52
#2	grisha5	Fri, 29 Apr 2016 06:40:10
G...It deserves, but also to brek symmetry!
#3	ThePathfinder	Sun, 1 May 2016 12:49:24
Someone voted M to restore symmetry.
#4	grisha5	Mon, 2 May 2016 06:54:04
Then Someone voted P to break again...not me, i will revote E to makre it super hard to restore!
#5	grisha5	Mon, 2 May 2016 06:54:33
oh wait, M.

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