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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Apr 27th, 2016 >Bucky
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@: Oh wise oracle, how can I destroy the Amulet of Yendor?

@: You need to enact a forbidden ritual of great and terrible power.

The oracle stole 3  
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@: First, you arrange your inventory like so.

d: Hey! Hands off.

The oracle throws a 
scroll.  It misses. 
                    
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@: Then write this arcane chant in the dust while wielding a lit candle.
C - a scroll labeled
HACKEM MUCHE        
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@: Let's go, Dogley, she's obviously making this up.

@: Wait! You'll collapse the dungeon if you don't finish right!

Last step: When the candle burns out, immediately punch Dogley.
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5 Comments

#1 ThePathfinder Thu, 28 Apr 2016 03:01:57
One
Rich
Asshole
Called
Larry
Ellison

Not intended to create symmetry.
This comic is really double-plus-un-good.
Also for my Neither-P-Nor-E conduct.
Last edited: Thu, 28 Apr 2016 03:08:52

#2 grisha5 Fri, 29 Apr 2016 06:40:10
G...It deserves, but also to brek symmetry!

#3 ThePathfinder Sun, 1 May 2016 12:49:24
Someone voted M to restore symmetry.

#4 grisha5 Mon, 2 May 2016 06:54:04
Then Someone voted P to break again...not me, i will revote E to makre it super hard to restore!

#5 grisha5 Mon, 2 May 2016 06:54:33
oh wait, M.

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