Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jul 28th, 2016 >

SuperTrekkieCat

                    
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@: Look, Dogley, an apple!

d: You should eat it.

You eat the apple.  
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@: Mmm, yummy!

Core dumped.        
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@: AAAAAAAH! Wait... nothing happened. Let's keep going, Dogley!

Bzzz! Game crashed.

@: ...

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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
 /                \ 
 |     Dudley     | 
 |   killed by    | 
 |   eating an    | 
 |     apple      | 
(|/)))\\)||)(//\|(((

https://alt.org/nethack/dudley/

Don't use Unix.

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5 Comments

#1	Anonymous	Thu, 28 Jul 2016 00:50:06
And all was for an apple, an apple that he took, As clerkes finden, written in their book. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_lay_ybounden
#2	ThePathfinder	Thu, 28 Jul 2016 05:20:57
Apple?Oh it really sucks-just look at those iDiots. Maybe you should be better staring at that blue screen for the eternity. /sarc Last edited: Sat, 30 Jul 2016 07:55:02
#3	grisha5	Sun, 7 Aug 2016 12:48:17
Well, I have an iPad...It's nice, actually.
#4	Anonymous	Mon, 8 Aug 2016 11:00:25
Apple's overpriced craps are based on UNIX.
#5	ThePathfinder	Tue, 9 Aug 2016 01:40:43
No symmetry now!

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