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d: You really should not have sent him in with Dogley! There's no way he's going to be fed like us! He'll live on corpses! And starve! A: There are plenty of tripe rations in the dungeons. Dogley shall be fine. | Soon
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d: ...Wow! SEE? A: Dogley? You're dead already? How?! d: The jerk ran as soon as we entered the dungeon -- he came back in a thousand turns and I was STARVING, and he KILLED ME FOR BITING HIM ONCE! I mean -- smite him already! A: Well, that sounds like self-defense, because you attacked him. d: WHAT?! WAIT! | }}}} # ### #####
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A: Oh, another complaint already. ...Yes? h: I was minding my own business in the mines, and he came up and murdered me! To take my pickaxe! And my gems! AND HE ATE MY CORPSE! This is unacceptable! A: You were being peaceful? I see. Minus one alignment for him. h: WHAT?! Minus ONE?! HE ATE ME!!! You're Lawful! Do something! | }}}} # ### #####
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A: I really can't.. oh my, here comes more. G: Your 'servant' Dudley came up and killed us all and ate us! Stop him! a: He disturbed our nest! By which I mean HE SLAUGHTERED US ALL IN OUR SLEEP! A: No. He shall not be stopped. I need the Amulet, and he hasn't done anything terribly bad-- |
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A: Now I've got a few words to say about that Dudley! Wait, where's..? d: He's getting an ARTIFACT for Dudley. For a SACRIFICE. A: Huh? Wait, he's taking my Sunsword! WHAT?! |
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A: Why did you think it was a GOOD IDEA to- A: I will not be spoken to like this! h: I can't believe you're Lawful, allowing him to EAT OUR CORPSES and- A: Silence! Begone! G: You can't just- | }}}} # ### #####
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A: Hmm, maybe Dudley was a terrible idea after all... d: Told you. A: Well, I do know that I want to hear no more complaints. I must have the Amulet. d: What do you need the Amulet for, anyways? | }}}} # ### #####
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A: To be the Most Powerful God this year, of course. Didn't you read the introduction? d: What even? Well I don't think anyone will support you, now. You went and closed the Complaints portal! That's worse than Comcast! A: ...I see. Fine. I shall open it. | }}}} # ### #####
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A: Oh dear. |
| https://alt.org/nethack/dudley/ |
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