Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Dec 22nd, 2015 >

ShivanHunter

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@ Why ARE gods so stingy with prayers? You'd think that if they really want this amulet, they'd-

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@ AAAAH! Soldier ants!

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$:69 HP:2(34) MP:14(9

@ Anhur, I know you blessed my water 40 turns ago, but there's no other way I'm getting out of this! You gotta help me!

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* Fine. You want to know why I don't answer to every little request an adventurer has for me? I'll tell you.

The soldier ant start
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* You lot are unreliable. Someone who needs my help every other turn is not someone who can survive WITHOUT my help, down in Gehennom.

You continue praying 
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@ I can survive! I'm just starting out! Once I get dragon scale mail, I'll be invincible! Just give me a chance!

You feel much better.
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* Very well. One chance. Prove me wrong, mortal.

@ I promise you won't regret this! I'll make it all the way! No YASDs, no inattentive blunders, no...

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   /  REST IN   \    
  /    PEACE     \   
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 |     Dudley     |  
 |   killed by a  |  
 |   gas spore's  |  
 |    explosion   |  
|||/|((/(|)(|/\\(|()\

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8 Comments

#1	ThePathfinder	Mon, 28 Dec 2015 07:18:18
Yet another Text-playing monster group.
#2	Anonymous	Tue, 29 Dec 2015 23:13:03
It's been described here as casting "text to flesh" (though perhaps the spell [sic] should be called "flesh to text").
#3	Belarian	Wed, 30 Dec 2015 09:55:43
I just found out NetHack 3.6.0 has been there for almost a month! Why didn't I check it earlier? Last edited: Wed, 30 Dec 2015 10:09:52
#4	Belarian	Wed, 30 Dec 2015 09:55:53
$7@9!0$,,kgk! Last edited: Wed, 30 Dec 2015 09:56:46
#5	Anonymous	Thu, 31 Dec 2015 01:08:04
Belarian: So how is 3.6.0 better than 3.5.* ?
#6	Elronnd	Thu, 31 Dec 2015 03:03:46
Somebody needs to make a nh3.6-themed strip.
#7	ThePathfinder	Sun, 3 Jan 2016 02:26:17
There is no CABs for Windows CE and APKs for Android. To Windows CE there seems to be no compiler available (on a Windows CE device). And to Android you maybe have to download it via that dreaded Google Play,which is blocked. Last edited: Sun, 3 Jan 2016 02:27:46
#8	Homage	Thu, 19 May 2016 17:30:33
This has to be my favorite DD ever. Too bad I can't give it higher than E.

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