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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Aug 14th, 2013 >Bajabaja
Hello Dudley! Welcom
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You see here a wand 
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You see a wand of summon Archons (0:6)

@: Hmm... a wand already identified?

Zap what? [v or ?*] 
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You pick up the wand of summon Archons (0:6)

@: Well, it wouldn't hurt to zap one...

d: Wait! It's an Arch-

You get a bad feelin
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d:-on.

@: Uh oh.

Monsters appear from
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Monsters appear from nowhere!

The Archon casts a spell!

You feel as if you needed some help.

@: NOOO! Help!

It bites! --More--  
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It bites!

Monsters appear from nowhere!

You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes.

It hits!

You die...

                    
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J: That was fun!

Y: *nod* We should stand here every day.

@ @: Alright everybody! Move it! Next adventurer coming!

                    
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E: But... but-but

@ @: Come on! Move it! NOW! Rodney's order!

A: Fine!

                    
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@: *sigh* Another dead adventurer.

@: We better work. You know how angry Rodney got the last time we left a dead adventurer on a no-bones level.

You pick up a human 
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You pick up a human corpse named Dudley

@: Ughhh, Dudley's heavy.

The gravedigger wiel
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The gravedigger wields a pick-axe

@: I think I hate it the most that Rodney expects us to change the dungeons every time the last adventurer dies.

The gravedigger wiel
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@: But I'm not doing it this time! No way!

@: Rodney will get angry.

@: I DON'T CARE! Every time an adventurer dies, I have to pick up the corpse, remove it or bury it...

You hit the gravedig
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@: Sometimes make a grave, curse the items, change EVERY dungeon from level one to Medusa's Island... I CAN'T STAND IT!!!!

@: Oh, so you think I suffer any better? AAAAA!!!!

                    
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V: Wow. Your new way to kill adventurers really works.

@: Of course it does.

V: But the wand only has 5 charges left.

@: *sigh* Guess I'll have to replace it soon.

That's why there is no player corpses on no-bone levels.
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10 Comments

#1 Prefectfordprefect Fri, 6 Sep 2013 16:01:41
This comic.... has died.

#2 Prefectfordprefect Fri, 6 Sep 2013 16:07:45
Dudley's dungeon... is no more. Sadowl's dungeon died long ago, and now this one... :( L(

#3 Prefectfordprefect Fri, 6 Sep 2013 16:09:24
Dudley's dungeon... is no more. Sadowl's dungeon died long ago, and now this one... :( :( We need ppl to step up and get to work.
Last edited: Fri, 6 Sep 2013 16:10:02

#4 Prefectfordprefect Tue, 10 Sep 2013 03:49:39
Please, Paxed. This comic is your baby, and it's been running for four years. Don't let it end like this...

#5 Prefectfordprefect Tue, 10 Sep 2013 03:50:12
I'm the only one left, aren't I? The only Dudleyite.. I feel cold.

#6 Anonymous Tue, 10 Sep 2013 19:09:37
It was going well for a while...

#7 Anonymous Wed, 11 Sep 2013 00:04:59
We had a three-week lull not long ago (May 19 to June 12). We can hope that again the apparent death of the comic is exaggerated.

#8 poiz Thu, 19 Sep 2013 07:15:06
Well, I made a really bad comic referencing another one to see if the comic is THAT content-starved. It wasn't posted.
Last edited: Thu, 19 Sep 2013 07:15:53

#9 paxed Thu, 19 Sep 2013 13:36:17
The problem is lack of submissions with any kind of quality.

#10 Prefectfordprefect Wed, 25 Sep 2013 01:17:12
What qualifies as "Quality?"

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