Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Dec 23rd, 2009 >

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A red chimney appear
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A red chimney appears from nowhere!

@ "A...what?"

Santa gushes from th
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Santa gushes down from the chimney!

@ "That couldn't be...a free wish?"

For what do you wish
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@ "All right, since it's Santa I might as well test my luck here... I wish for The Amulet of Yendor!"

An invisible choir s
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An invisible choir sings, and you are bathed in radiance...

@ "But...no, wait! He hasn't given me the Amulet yet!"

"Hark! the herald an
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@ "...What?"

Santa drops a cheap 
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@ "Ho-ho-ho!"

@ "Drat."

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Happy holiday, consumers.

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8 Comments

#1	Sorceror	Wed, 23 Dec 2009 00:49:31
Dudley was up when Santa arrived? The "reward" for that is a belting, instruction to go back to bed, and for the presents to mysteriously disappear before the morning.
#2	Anonymous	Wed, 23 Dec 2009 01:39:04
and for the vanishing presents to be replaced with lumps of coal
#3	mijae	Wed, 23 Dec 2009 08:22:29
Love the caroling choir fake-out.
#4	Sorceror	Wed, 23 Dec 2009 14:12:11
I think the implication that Santa is liquid is good fun.
#5	NorthBus	Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:08:12
Best part of the comic: "Santa gushes down" Merry Christmas, Dudley!
#6	Quint	Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:53:02
E for Santa gushing from the chimney.
#7	Sorceror	Fri, 19 Feb 2010 14:14:32
Yes, the verdict is in. Santa is liquid! "Eeek! There's a Santa in this chimney!" Last edited: Fri, 19 Feb 2010 14:15:04
#8	jwoodward48nh	Wed, 1 Oct 2014 17:28:57
The staircase should be going up.

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