Welcome, Dudley!
You are a neutral
gnomish Healer.
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@ "Okay, Dogley. You handle the monsters and I'll keep you healed. When we get to Minetown, I'll become invulnerable!" | Dogley bites the
hobbit!
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@ "All right, keep it up!" | Dogley eats a
leocrotta corpse.
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@ "Almost there!" | You give the priest
400 zorkmids.
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@ "WOO! We made it!" @ "Thy devotion has been rewarded." |
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@ "Hello, Dudley! Welcome to Izchak's lighting store!" @ "And hey, what's this?" | l - a lamp (unpaid,
50 zorkmids).
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@ "For you, honored sir; only 50 for this lamp." @ "It's magic, baby! Take ALL my zorkmids!" | In a cloud of smoke,
a djinni emerges!
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& "I am in your debt. I will grant one wish!" @ "Blessed archon figurine! Gimme!" | The Archon wields a
long sword named Sun
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A "THE WICKED SHALL SUFFER!"@ "C'mon, Archley! We've got monsters to kill!" |
Archley hits the Cyc
The Cyclops is kille
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A "PERISH, THOU EVIL DOER!"@ "Score! Onward, to Gehennom!" | Archley kills the
high priestess of Mo
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@ "Hooray! You're the best pet ever, Archley!" | Dudley eats a violet
fungus corpse.
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@ "...best pet ever... let's go, archley..." |
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d "Far be it from me to ruin your happiness. Good luck on your own, hippy." @ "...why yes, i would like a backrub... and a martini... there's nothing archons can't do..." |
| https://alt.org/nethack/dudley/ |
5 Comments
Although for some reason 'archley' sounds more like a name for an arch-lich.
Otherwise, a good comic. Now if only my eye would stop twitching.