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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

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The dishwasher retur
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Succubus: Hey, mind if you take my shift?

Dudley: What?

Succubus: Great! I desperately need a vacation.

You are blinded in a flash of light!

There are several ob
jects here.         
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Siboga: There you are! Quick, dinner rush is about to start!

Dudley: ...

Siboga: Don't just stand there! Put on the apron and gloves and get moving!

You feel threatened.
                    
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Seargent: I'm ready to order now. Give me a tin of nurse meat.

Dudley: You cannibal! I always wanted to say that. Coming right up.

Welcome to Siboga's 
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Guard: Get me a K-ration and some water, now. I gotta get back to the vault soon.

Kop Kaptain: I'll have my usual toasted cream pie and fruit juice.

A tower of flame eru
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Dudley: Well that's one way to cook food I guess.

Siboga: It's cheaper this way.

Incubus: Hey, get us some more booze when you can, eh?

                    
                    
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Seargent: Thanks for the meal. Here's a tip.

Dudley: Thanks!

Siboga: That's coming out of your paycheck. Store policy.

Welcome to Siboga's 
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Vampire Lord: I'll have 2 potions of blood!

Werewolf: Tripe rations for me.

Siboga: I'm sorry. This isn't SLASH'EM and we don't serve were-creatures.

Siboga gets angry!  
                    
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Werewolf: What? That's racist!

Kop Kaptain: Now fellas, let's not make a big scene here...

Wood Nymph: (Now, now, now!)

Siboga zaps a wand! 
                    
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Siboga: Hey! You still owe 150 zorkmids on that booze!

Vampire Lord: ...I think we'll just leave now...

Dudley: Wait, Kopley. Aren't you going to chase them?

Siboga gratefully in
herits your posssion
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Kop Kaptain: Meh, I only work cases of player theft.

Siboga: Well, at least I still made money today. See you tomorrow Kopley.

Kop Kaptain: See you tomorrow.

First time making a comic. Hope you enjoy.
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1 Comment

#1 Bucky Thu, 24 Nov 2016 19:02:35
Did Siboga have a reason to shoot Dudley?
Last edited: Sun, 27 Nov 2016 05:03:52

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