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Succubus: Hey, mind if you take my shift? Dudley: What? Succubus: Great! I desperately need a vacation. You are blinded in a flash of light! | There are several ob
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Siboga: There you are! Quick, dinner rush is about to start! Dudley: ... Siboga: Don't just stand there! Put on the apron and gloves and get moving! | You feel threatened.
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Seargent: I'm ready to order now. Give me a tin of nurse meat. Dudley: You cannibal! I always wanted to say that. Coming right up. | Welcome to Siboga's
Delicateseen!.
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Guard: Get me a K-ration and some water, now. I gotta get back to the vault soon. Kop Kaptain: I'll have my usual toasted cream pie and fruit juice. | A tower of flame eru
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Dudley: Well that's one way to cook food I guess. Siboga: It's cheaper this way. Incubus: Hey, get us some more booze when you can, eh? |
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Seargent: Thanks for the meal. Here's a tip. Dudley: Thanks! Siboga: That's coming out of your paycheck. Store policy. | Welcome to Siboga's
Delicateseen!
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Vampire Lord: I'll have 2 potions of blood! Werewolf: Tripe rations for me. Siboga: I'm sorry. This isn't SLASH'EM and we don't serve were-creatures. | Siboga gets angry!
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Werewolf: What? That's racist! Kop Kaptain: Now fellas, let's not make a big scene here... Wood Nymph: (Now, now, now!) | Siboga zaps a wand!
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Siboga: Hey! You still owe 150 zorkmids on that booze! Vampire Lord: ...I think we'll just leave now... Dudley: Wait, Kopley. Aren't you going to chase them? | Siboga gratefully in
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Kop Kaptain: Meh, I only work cases of player theft. Siboga: Well, at least I still made money today. See you tomorrow Kopley. Kop Kaptain: See you tomorrow. |
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