Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< May 2nd, 2016 >

grisha5

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@ Eek, a newt!

d Use the wand of death on it!

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Zap what?

O-a wand of death

In what direction? 4

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The newt is killed!

@ Yay!

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The death ray bounces!

@ This is gonna suck

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You die...

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   /  REST IN   \\  
  /    PEACE     \\ 
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 |     Dudley     | 
 |  killed by a   | 
 |    blast of    | 
 | confidence     | 
\\/))(\\|(|(|(\\||//

Welp...

https://alt.org/nethack/dudley/

Sequel coming soon!

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5 Comments

#1	Anonymous	Mon, 2 May 2016 02:12:56
"Blast of confidence" is amusing. But I thought that for once Dudley was being smart (given his proverbial susceptibility to newts, which would normally not be worth wasting a death ray on), because he was well outside reflection range. Nethackwiki confirms: at most 13, even without the reduction for hitting a monster. But I suppose it's poetic license, or whatever the cartoon equivalent is called.
#2	grisha5	Mon, 2 May 2016 05:43:56
Yeah it is.
#3	grisha5	Mon, 2 May 2016 06:51:09
Yeah it is.
#4	grisha5	Mon, 2 May 2016 06:51:28
Whoops.
#5	Anonymous	Sun, 8 May 2016 20:14:20
Hmm, maybe the blast went trough the newt because --:---

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