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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jun 10th, 2016 >Homage
The cameraman wields 
an expensive camera! 
                     
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@ Hello everyone, welcome to CookHack! I'm Chefley, your host!
You rinse your hands 
in the sink.         
                     
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@ Today, we're going back to good old-fashioned basics with Chefley's salad. Vegans, take special note of this one!
A - a carrot         
B - a kelp frond     
C - a rustproof knife
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@ First, you've got to get yourself some fresh, tasty veggies.
Wield what? C        
Drop what? A         
Drop what? B         
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@ Now we arrange them like this and chop them up. It's best to cut them by moving the veggie, not your knife.
You hit the carrot!  
You hit the kelp     
frond!               
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@ Not too small, mind you. We're making salad, not vegetable puree.
U - a salad          
E - a potion of oil  
                     
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@ We've got our salad. Now we just want to add a little oil for flavor.
What do you want to  
dip? U               
What do you want to  
dip into? E          
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@ Pour it slowly. There's nothing worse than a soggy salad.
You finish your      
dressing maneuver.   
You hear the studio  
audience applaud!    
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@ And there we have it. That's how you make Chefley's salad! Tune in next week for more CookHack!
In the next episode, Chefley demonstrates how quivering blobs can make healthy meals.
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4 Comments

#1 ThePathfinder Fri, 10 Jun 2016 06:10:38
What the fsck the comic is about?

#2 Anonymous Fri, 10 Jun 2016 16:05:09
A parody of one of those celebrity-chef shows, culminating in a pun about "dressing maneuver" (as in salad dressing, not putting on armor).

#3 Homage Sat, 11 Jun 2016 05:46:13
That's exactly right. I love making comics that rely on standard NetHack messages serving as the punchline. The footnote is a joke about the message when you get poison resistance.

#4 grisha5 Mon, 13 Jun 2016 11:01:13
E'y Es of E.

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