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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jun 16th, 2010 >DarthCliche
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You open the door.

@ "Uh-oh, a tree. Last time I died by walking under one and an apple falling off and killing me. Good thing I'm a knight."

#jump

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You jump over the tree. An apple falls up and hits you. You die...
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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
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 |     Dudley     | 
 |   killed  by   | 
 |a falling  apple| 
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))(//|)\)/)((/|/|||)
@ "APPLES DO NOT FALL UP"

d "They're more like giant cherries..."

I Wanna Be The Demigod!
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6 Comments

#1 jokermatt999 Wed, 16 Jun 2010 00:59:24
I Wanna Be the Guy, for those who don't get the reference.

If you like the "F* you" difficulty of Roguelikes, give it a shot. Warning: may raise your blood pressure, cause abnormal amounts of swearing, and cause you to fear those **ING BULL** APPLES. And stuff.

#2 anther Wed, 16 Jun 2010 01:37:54
You must fear the apples. Even finishing the game does not mean you can stop being afraid of those apples...

#3 DarthCliche Wed, 16 Jun 2010 19:23:53
I've never actually played IWBTG, but I've read about it on TV Tropes.

#4 Sorceror Thu, 17 Jun 2010 00:57:03
Apples fell up before Newton invented gravity.

#5 Loof42 Thu, 17 Jun 2010 09:06:16
It's not apples. According to the creator, they're called delicious fruit, and are a delicacy among the children of IWBTG-land.

#6 xolroc Sat, 11 Sep 2010 04:03:27
Stupid Dudley! Just hit 7!

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