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You open the door. @ "Uh-oh, a tree. Last time I died by walking under one and an apple falling off and killing me. Good thing I'm a knight." #jump | -----------
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You jump over the tree. An apple falls up and hits you. You die... | ------------
/ REST IN \
/ PEACE \
/ \
| Dudley |
| killed by |
|a falling apple|
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))(//|)\)/)((/|/|||)
@ "APPLES DO NOT FALL UP" d "They're more like giant cherries..." |
6 Comments
If you like the "F* you" difficulty of Roguelikes, give it a shot. Warning: may raise your blood pressure, cause abnormal amounts of swearing, and cause you to fear those **ING BULL** APPLES. And stuff.