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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jan 17th, 2011 >STL
You killed the newt.
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Live from Soviet Russia.
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Average rating: good
Number of ratings: 45
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47 Comments

#1 d1337r Mon, 17 Jan 2011 04:29:34
A newt gets killed by YOU?? :)

#2 Anonymous Mon, 17 Jan 2011 08:49:08
In Soviet Russia, Elbereth engraves YOU!

#3 DarthCliche Tue, 18 Jan 2011 04:17:19
In Soviet Russia, High Priest of Moloch steals Amulet from YOU!!

#4 Anonymous Tue, 18 Jan 2011 17:49:57
In Soviet Russia, Amulet ascends with YOU!!!

#5 Quint Tue, 18 Jan 2011 20:32:57
In Soviet Russia, YOU steal the Wizard of Yendor's amulet!

#6 Loof42 Wed, 19 Jan 2011 19:35:46
In Soviet Russia, telling this joke gets you killed!

#7 CuleX Thu, 20 Jan 2011 05:14:04
In Soviet Russia, Maud forgets everything because of YOU!

#8 ajbRad Fri, 21 Jan 2011 02:14:13
In Soviet Russia, comic writes YOU!

#9 Anonymous Fri, 21 Jan 2011 06:04:31
In Soviet Russia, "0" is a Nethack character?

#10 xCheckPoint Fri, 21 Jan 2011 06:50:47
In Soviet Russia, anonymous questions will not be answered.

#11 d1337r Fri, 21 Jan 2011 19:07:16
In Soviet Russia, "0" actually moves YOU!!
(because some players set boulders as 0)

#12 Sorceror Sun, 23 Jan 2011 01:50:33
In Soviet Russia, Thoth prays to YOU!

Not that anyone finds Soviet Russia jokes funny any more.

#13 Quint Sun, 23 Jan 2011 22:07:52
In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia doesn't find anyone's jokes funny!

#14 Pteriforever Mon, 24 Jan 2011 10:27:08
Would vote G, but I don't want to mess up the extra-rare 2^x vote.

#15 Loof42 Mon, 24 Jan 2011 12:08:45
There, now you can vote.

#16 STL Tue, 25 Jan 2011 09:35:23
In Soviet Russia, G votes you.

#17 Sorceror Tue, 25 Jan 2011 11:13:43
Need +1 to P and M to get Fibonacci subset.

#18 canidae Wed, 26 Jan 2011 12:39:23
Only need one M now.

#19 Pteriforever Thu, 27 Jan 2011 06:24:56
Is there any kind of schedule for this comic or are they just added whenever someone makes one good enough?

#20 Sorceror Fri, 28 Jan 2011 04:09:59
Both.

#21 xCheckPoint Fri, 28 Jan 2011 06:53:58
Or none. Depends.

#22 Anonymous Sat, 29 Jan 2011 11:09:30
Pfft. If dudley thinks he's bad, he should see my logfile. I was recently killed by a /statue/ of a newt.

#23 Quint Sat, 29 Jan 2011 19:15:59
How did you accomplish that?

#24 Anonymous Sun, 30 Jan 2011 04:11:08
Threw it upwards.

#25 Anonymous Sun, 30 Jan 2011 04:16:12
It does say"killed by a falling object" but same thing, really.

#26 Anonymous Fri, 4 Feb 2011 04:06:11
"killed by kicking a newt statue"

#27 ajbRad Fri, 4 Feb 2011 23:11:26
In Soviet Russia, Dudley's Dungeon is updated DAILY!

#28 Anonymous Sat, 5 Feb 2011 00:01:56
0 IS a nethack character. It's a heavy iron ball.

#29 TobyBartels Sat, 5 Feb 2011 06:30:05
That's why I set boulders to "8" instead.

#30 Anonymous Mon, 7 Feb 2011 22:11:39
In Soviet Russia, comic procrastinates writing YOU!

#31 Pteriforever Wed, 9 Feb 2011 05:14:29
I just submitted #618

#32 xCheckPoint Wed, 9 Feb 2011 11:48:01
That makes 10 in the pipeline

#33 Sorceror Wed, 9 Feb 2011 20:30:57
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Pipe line.

#34 Anonymous Thu, 10 Feb 2011 10:06:44
In Soviet Russia food ration eats YOU!

#35 Pteriforever Thu, 10 Feb 2011 10:17:08
Well, 9. I delted #611 after accidentally submitting an empty comic.

#36 Anonymous Thu, 10 Feb 2011 12:45:55
In Soviet Russia, lack of comics faints from YOU!

#37 Sorceror Thu, 10 Feb 2011 23:52:36
Sorceror needs comics badly!

#38 Anonymous Fri, 11 Feb 2011 04:01:27
In Soviet Russia comics need YOU badly!

#39 Anonymous Sat, 12 Feb 2011 09:18:49
[/zombie]COOOMMMMIIICCCCCSSSSSS........[/zombie]

#40 Pteriforever Mon, 14 Feb 2011 21:29:03
I think I'm going to give up all hope.

There will never be another comic.
I'm never going to finish making XirrelaiRPG 1.2.0.
ToME4 will never run without horribly glitching up.

Never.

#41 ajbRad Tue, 15 Feb 2011 02:43:44
This is on the most viewed list.

#42 Chish Mon, 28 Mar 2011 17:31:32
In Soviet Russia, votes change themselves to maintain symmetry to YOU!

#43 RamBanjo Fri, 11 Jan 2013 17:49:09
In Soviet Russia, Rodney casts half trouble!

#44 jkfrrl Sun, 29 Sep 2013 11:31:39
In Soviet Russia, YOU stone cockatrices!
Also it's been nearly 9 months since someone commented on this.

#45 Sarillianar Thu, 16 Jul 2015 18:44:18
In the Union of Soviet Socialistic Republics, late-by-four-years comments write YOU!

#46 rennie223 Sat, 30 Mar 2019 14:07:25
In Soviet Russia, slime mold names YOU!

#47 winter88 Thu, 1 Apr 2021 02:48:06
In Soviet Russia, altars convert YOU!...

...wait a second

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