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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jan 14th, 2011 >solidsnail
You have found a scroll of gen
What monster do you want to   
genocide?                     
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@ "Mmm, maybe arch-lich?"

h "Don't! It might be cursed!"

The water demon hits! The wate
The water demon hits!         
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      |..........&.{&...|     
      |........<..&@n.&h+#####
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h "Quick! Elbereth!"

@ "Wait, when did you become a bear?"

The blood covers the altar!   
You have summoned Yeenoghu!   
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           |.%.....)....|     
           |.@)(.[......-#####
           |.&.%........|     
           |%.....h.....|     
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h "You should unwield Stormbringer while Yeenoghu is still peacefull!"
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        |.h.LHHH.|.|          
        ---HL@H.h.--          
         |.hLHL...|           
         |....h.---           
        --.....h..|           
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@ "Hehe, more minotaurs!"

h "Now you are just being a griefer!"

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4 Comments

#1 solidsnail Fri, 14 Jan 2011 09:25:05
I once got a bones like Yeenoghu panel. Poor valkie didn't stand a chance...

#2 LayneRobinson Fri, 14 Jan 2011 13:53:47
The comment makes this funny....but should have incorporated that piece into the comic more. And the allusion to Smokey Bear in the "Wait, when did you become a bear?" question wasn't clear, either. I still voted Excellent to counter the "good" votes.

#3 scorchgeek Fri, 28 Jan 2011 12:31:06
E because of the caption, but that could have been a bigger part of the comic.

#4 Pteriforever Thu, 10 Feb 2011 10:30:11
This is why all my characters will be atheist in future games. First, after not praying for two or three thousand turns, I do so to get rid of a loadstone. Instead I get sent back a level. Then I hang around an altar another few thousand turns, sacrificing ~15 things, getting the "You have a feeling of inadequacy" message EVERY SINGLE TIME. Then, in return for all these attempts to make him less angry, I get Juiblex summoned.

So, I'll have to wish for Magicbane I suppose. Why is this game so frustrating?

More towards the subject of bones files... I usually get killed by a Human Mummy named Pteriforever.

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