Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jan 17th, 2011 >

STL

You killed the newt.
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https://alt.org/nethack/dudley/

Live from Soviet Russia.

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47 Comments

#1	d1337r	Mon, 17 Jan 2011 04:29:34
A newt gets killed by YOU?? :)
#2	Anonymous	Mon, 17 Jan 2011 08:49:08
In Soviet Russia, Elbereth engraves YOU!
#3	DarthCliche	Tue, 18 Jan 2011 04:17:19
In Soviet Russia, High Priest of Moloch steals Amulet from YOU!!
#4	Anonymous	Tue, 18 Jan 2011 17:49:57
In Soviet Russia, Amulet ascends with YOU!!!
#5	Quint	Tue, 18 Jan 2011 20:32:57
In Soviet Russia, YOU steal the Wizard of Yendor's amulet!
#6	Loof42	Wed, 19 Jan 2011 19:35:46
In Soviet Russia, telling this joke gets you killed!
#7	CuleX	Thu, 20 Jan 2011 05:14:04
In Soviet Russia, Maud forgets everything because of YOU!
#8	ajbRad	Fri, 21 Jan 2011 02:14:13
In Soviet Russia, comic writes YOU!
#9	Anonymous	Fri, 21 Jan 2011 06:04:31
In Soviet Russia, "0" is a Nethack character?
#10	xCheckPoint	Fri, 21 Jan 2011 06:50:47
In Soviet Russia, anonymous questions will not be answered.
#11	d1337r	Fri, 21 Jan 2011 19:07:16
In Soviet Russia, "0" actually moves YOU!! (because some players set boulders as 0)
#12	Sorceror	Sun, 23 Jan 2011 01:50:33
In Soviet Russia, Thoth prays to YOU! Not that anyone finds Soviet Russia jokes funny any more.
#13	Quint	Sun, 23 Jan 2011 22:07:52
In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia doesn't find anyone's jokes funny!
#14	Pteriforever	Mon, 24 Jan 2011 10:27:08
Would vote G, but I don't want to mess up the extra-rare 2^x vote.
#15	Loof42	Mon, 24 Jan 2011 12:08:45
There, now you can vote.
#16	STL	Tue, 25 Jan 2011 09:35:23
In Soviet Russia, G votes you.
#17	Sorceror	Tue, 25 Jan 2011 11:13:43
Need +1 to P and M to get Fibonacci subset.
#18	canidae	Wed, 26 Jan 2011 12:39:23
Only need one M now.
#19	Pteriforever	Thu, 27 Jan 2011 06:24:56
Is there any kind of schedule for this comic or are they just added whenever someone makes one good enough?
#20	Sorceror	Fri, 28 Jan 2011 04:09:59
Both.
#21	xCheckPoint	Fri, 28 Jan 2011 06:53:58
Or none. Depends.
#22	Anonymous	Sat, 29 Jan 2011 11:09:30
Pfft. If dudley thinks he's bad, he should see my logfile. I was recently killed by a /statue/ of a newt.
#23	Quint	Sat, 29 Jan 2011 19:15:59
How did you accomplish that?
#24	Anonymous	Sun, 30 Jan 2011 04:11:08
Threw it upwards.
#25	Anonymous	Sun, 30 Jan 2011 04:16:12
It does say"killed by a falling object" but same thing, really.
#26	Anonymous	Fri, 4 Feb 2011 04:06:11
"killed by kicking a newt statue"
#27	ajbRad	Fri, 4 Feb 2011 23:11:26
In Soviet Russia, Dudley's Dungeon is updated DAILY!
#28	Anonymous	Sat, 5 Feb 2011 00:01:56
0 IS a nethack character. It's a heavy iron ball.
#29	TobyBartels	Sat, 5 Feb 2011 06:30:05
That's why I set boulders to "8" instead.
#30	Anonymous	Mon, 7 Feb 2011 22:11:39
In Soviet Russia, comic procrastinates writing YOU!
#31	Pteriforever	Wed, 9 Feb 2011 05:14:29
I just submitted #618
#32	xCheckPoint	Wed, 9 Feb 2011 11:48:01
That makes 10 in the pipeline
#33	Sorceror	Wed, 9 Feb 2011 20:30:57
\| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| Pipe line.
#34	Anonymous	Thu, 10 Feb 2011 10:06:44
In Soviet Russia food ration eats YOU!
#35	Pteriforever	Thu, 10 Feb 2011 10:17:08
Well, 9. I delted #611 after accidentally submitting an empty comic.
#36	Anonymous	Thu, 10 Feb 2011 12:45:55
In Soviet Russia, lack of comics faints from YOU!
#37	Sorceror	Thu, 10 Feb 2011 23:52:36
Sorceror needs comics badly!
#38	Anonymous	Fri, 11 Feb 2011 04:01:27
In Soviet Russia comics need YOU badly!
#39	Anonymous	Sat, 12 Feb 2011 09:18:49
[/zombie]COOOMMMMIIICCCCCSSSSSS........[/zombie]
#40	Pteriforever	Mon, 14 Feb 2011 21:29:03
I think I'm going to give up all hope. There will never be another comic. I'm never going to finish making XirrelaiRPG 1.2.0. ToME4 will never run without horribly glitching up. Never.
#41	ajbRad	Tue, 15 Feb 2011 02:43:44
This is on the most viewed list.
#42	Chish	Mon, 28 Mar 2011 17:31:32
In Soviet Russia, votes change themselves to maintain symmetry to YOU!
#43	RamBanjo	Fri, 11 Jan 2013 17:49:09
In Soviet Russia, Rodney casts half trouble!
#44	jkfrrl	Sun, 29 Sep 2013 11:31:39
In Soviet Russia, YOU stone cockatrices! Also it's been nearly 9 months since someone commented on this.
#45	Sarillianar	Thu, 16 Jul 2015 18:44:18
In the Union of Soviet Socialistic Republics, late-by-four-years comments write YOU!
#46	rennie223	Sat, 30 Mar 2019 14:07:25
In Soviet Russia, slime mold names YOU!
#47	winter88	Thu, 1 Apr 2021 02:48:06
In Soviet Russia, altars convert YOU!... ...wait a second

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