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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< May 20th, 2012 >ihatesoldiera
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
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Hello Dudley,, welcome to NetHack 4.0.0! You are a Chaotic Male Human Protagonist!

@ - It's finally out! I'm just rarin' to go!

e - a scroll of     
    minigame        
                    
                    
                    
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             |<.|   
             +@d|   
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@ - New scroll? Pre-identified? Huh?

What do you want to read? e

You have a good feeling about this!

                    
                    
      7  5  4       
                    
                    
      5  4  7       
               @    
                    
      3  2  3       
@ - Ah cool, slots!
                    
                    
      3  1  4       
                    
                    
      5  5  5       
               @    
                    
      1  2  9       
@ - Yay! I win!
e - an amulet of    
    life saving     
                    
                    
                    
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             |<.|   
             +@d|   
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@ - With this I will be invincible!
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  |HHHH             
  |HHHHHA    ----   
  |LLHHHAAAA |<.|   
  |LLHHHAAAAA-@d|   
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@ - I just had to say it, didn't I?
Cursed scrolls of minigame come pre-identified and cause much dread
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Number of ratings: 25
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8 Comments

#1 DarthCliche Sun, 20 May 2012 15:33:05
The punchline is M, but I like the concept enough that I'll vote G.

#2 ihatesoldiera Sun, 20 May 2012 16:52:52
Yeah, the punchline was kinda terrible... maybe I should've made the caption "Evidently, protagonist immunity doesn't apply here" or something. Hmm, what would've happened if he got three nines I wonder?
Last edited: Sun, 20 May 2012 16:53:25

#3 Bhaak Sun, 20 May 2012 23:04:56
"Hmm, what would've happened if he got three nines I wonder?"

I have a hunch there's a sequel in that ...

#4 Zarpheek Mon, 4 Jun 2012 15:54:10
I just returned to reading this comic and...two strips per month? only twelve ratings? Something has to be done!

#5 xCheckPoint Tue, 5 Jun 2012 12:10:32
Well, at least an improvement to April...

#6 Anonymous Fri, 27 Jul 2012 15:54:12
Haha! These would make a good fork!

#7 XandersolTehEpic Sat, 28 Jul 2012 05:52:21
Yes! My comp can use the DIY now! Wheeeeeeeeeeee...

#8 will905965 Sun, 8 Jan 2017 21:06:32
Well first things first closing the door would not work, and since Archons have first dibs on killing Dudley. Elbereth would not work either, a scroll of scare monster would work. Wizard lock would also work ( Archons can't open locked doors right? ). attack wands would be useless because of the Archon's Shields of reflection but a wand of digging would work. So it would mostly depend on what he started with. And if he did lock the door the other door might have more monsters so it's not looking to bright for Dudley.
Last edited: Sun, 8 Jan 2017 21:06:52

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