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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Feb 15th, 2014 >Bucky
Your phone rings.   
                    
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&: Haran's Wish Subcontracting. How may I help you?
You are now wearing 
leather gloves.     
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&: Yes, I stock fresh chickatrice corpses.
                    
                    
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&: Greased is no problem.
                    
                    
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&:Wait, he asked for what?
                    
                    
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`:Stupid "partly eaten" option.
The chickatrice corpse tastes greasy.
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9 Comments

#1 yhelothar Sat, 15 Feb 2014 01:19:48
nailed it

#2 sparrow4 Sat, 15 Feb 2014 01:28:33
*blows more air out my nose than normal *

#3 Anonymous Sat, 15 Feb 2014 07:21:49
Controlled-polymorph to gargoyle, half-eat greased chickatrice corpse, controlled-polymorph back to &, QEF though of course not funny). But what's the use of greasing a chickatrice corpse in the first place? It's not like you're worried about your rubber chicken getting degraded by rust.

#4 sparrow4 Sun, 16 Feb 2014 03:36:15
Of course you grease your chickatrice corpse! You grease everything. It's the ritual. It's just not right playing nethack any other way.

#5 Prefectfordprefect Mon, 17 Feb 2014 02:41:24
Agreed.

#6 Bucky Fri, 14 Mar 2014 17:43:20
I didn't know there was a command to half-eat something. However, being petrified by eating a corpse reliably leaves it partly eaten.

#7 ais523 Sun, 16 Mar 2014 21:13:30
For anyone wondering, the reason why you wish for partly eaten corpses is that they weigh less.

#8 ThePathfinder Sat, 27 Sep 2014 10:30:47
I doubt there's any phone signal in a dungeon.

#9 Bucky Wed, 12 Nov 2014 19:09:51
Any self-respecting dungeon businessthing has a landline.

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