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In Nethack 3.5, you will have not just one Wizard to greet you in Gehennom--that would be way too easy! Some are helpful, some are harmful, some are annoying. | Wizard of Sender
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The Wizard of Sender sends you an email! g - a scroll of mail | Wizard of Blender
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The Wizard of Blender offers you a smoothie. Unfortunately, it was poisoned... | Wizard of Offender
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@ You worthless piece of &*%#$! | Wizard of Mender
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The Wizard of Mender repairs your tattered cape, turning it into an ornamental cope! a - a blessed +5 cloak of displacement (being worn) |
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The Wizard of Spender bought 134875 zorkmids worth of merchandise. | Wizard of Render
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The Wizard of Render tears your cloak of magic resistance asunder! The Wizard of Render casts a spell! Oh no, he's using the touch of death... | Wizard of Splendor
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You see a tower of gold! This wizard looks rich. | Wizard of Vender
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The Wizard of Vendor offers you an item! For what do you pay? | Wizard of Fender
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The wand hits the Wizard of Fender! The attack is absorbed! |
Wizard of Lender
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@ Would you like to borrow some money? | Wizard of Defender
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The wall glows then fades. @ Come and get me! | Wizard of Descender
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@ Many have ascended, but I am the only player to ever have gained immortality and invincibility by *descending* into Gehennom and darkness! | Wizard of Efembe
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You feel shuddering vibrations and see an iron golem arise from the pile. @ Still not good enough! Must...get...more...stuff... | Wizard of Slender
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Your Sting bisects the Wizard of Slender! You kill the Wizard of Slender! |
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@ Okay, on to the xorn...think he deserves a ring of levitation today. | Wizard of Remember
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@ Remember Maud? (Thinking of Maud you forget everything else.) | Wizard of Ender
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@ Your enemy's gate is down! | Wizard of Ten-door
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And they're all indestructable, and the walls are undiggable, and he holds the Candelabrum. |
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18 Comments
Yeah, I had to stretch it a bit, but what would the fun be if there was only one or two?
Actually, that would help to weed out the weaker ones too. Does "Tendor" really work, especially as you have "Ten-Door" too? I also don't like Slendor and Rendor, and I don't get "Efembe".
"Blendor" should have been a Will It Blend reference. "The Amulet of Yendor. Will it blend? Let's find out!"
Seriously, chill out. Why do you feel it necessary to constantly jump down everyone's throat?
That made me smile inside.
(Render? Rendering? Get it? OK, this was a horrible pun. And GUIs don't drain your FPS completely. Oh, and NetHack is turn-based anyway.
Anonymous killed by a pedantic subsystem, while writing.)