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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Oct 25th, 2011 >canidae
D  a dragon (baby purple
                        
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@ Baby purple dragon? Not seen that before.
The baby purple dragon b
                        
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@ Strange, none of the other baby dragons got breath attacks.
A scroll labeled VE FORB
                        
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@ ...which makes scrolls vanish? How is that even a useful attack?
You hit the baby purple 
                        
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@ Well, probably not any tougher than the other baby dragons.
The purple unicorn butts
                        
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@ Purple unicorn?
The baby purple dragon s
The purple unicorn sudde
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Nooo, not here too! Is nothing sacred any more?
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12 Comments

#1 XandersolTehEpic Tue, 25 Oct 2011 00:31:16
Ummm... What? Is this just supposed to be generic internet randomness?

#2 Dentarthurdent Tue, 25 Oct 2011 05:18:31
It's a pony thing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic

http://www.google.com/search?q=twilight+sparkle+and+spike&tbm=isch

#3 XandersolTehEpic Tue, 25 Oct 2011 19:37:23
Oh, right, I heard about that. Apparently, Former US President Bill Clinton is an expert on it. In fact, he displayed this on NPR.

#4 XandersolTehEpic Tue, 25 Oct 2011 19:38:31
Drat, another double post. IGNORE ME!
Last edited: Tue, 25 Oct 2011 19:38:53

#5 anther Thu, 27 Oct 2011 23:31:45
Forgive me for saying, but this makes absolutely no sense.

#6 XandersolTehEpic Fri, 28 Oct 2011 00:44:16
@anther: Here's a hint; "My little pony, my little pony..."

#7 XandersolTehEpic Fri, 28 Oct 2011 01:34:20
Alright, I'm sick of this. Paxed, you have access to wizard-mode, right? well, every time I go to the DIY editor, I have to delete my cookies afterwards, or I cant access the site. Can you figure out what's wrong? It might be my computer, but I'm not sure.

#8 xCheckPoint Fri, 28 Oct 2011 19:03:22
And, paxed, since you already are in wizard mode now: whenever I do THIS with my right leg, or lean forward like THAT, my back hurts very bad. Can you figure out what's wrong? It might be a more or less personal problem, but I'm not sure.

#9 XandersolTehEpic Fri, 28 Oct 2011 21:54:12
Sorry for being rude. It's just that I was in a really bad mood yesterday. Been feeling horrible about being rude all day. Again, sorry.

#10 Anonymous Sat, 17 Dec 2011 06:22:12
Wow, I'm a My Little Pony fan and I didn't get it until I read the comments =P

#11 Isometrus Thu, 24 Apr 2014 21:16:40
NetHack: The only game in which Spike's breath attack isn't useless in combat.

Seriously, all he needs to do is subscribe to a bunch of magazines and then camp next to a fountain. Unlimited blanked scrolls!

Alternate ending: Twilight goes arch-lich on Dudley.

The purple unicorn casts a spell! Your helmet turns to dust!
The purple unicorn casts a spell! You are hit by a flying boulder!
The purple unicorn casts a spell! The purple unicorn is suddenly moving much faster.
The purple unicorn casts a spell! The baby purple dragon looks much better.
The purple unicorn casts a spell! The touch of death hits you!
The purple unicorn casts a spell! You feel weak!
The purple unicorn casts a spell! The magic missile hits you!
You die...

Last edited: Fri, 25 Apr 2014 00:26:01

#12 Anonymous Tue, 6 Nov 2018 10:12:39
Just wondering, what would be the alignment of a purple unicorn?

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