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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jun 12th, 2011 >Nightpenguin
Program in disorder 
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  |.......-.+       
  ---|----|.|--     
    |...@.|.->|     
    -+----|.|--     
          +.+       
          ---       
- perhaps you'd bett
There's nothing you can do that can't be done...
What you produce is 
quite far from music
                    
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     |.........|    
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     |.........+    
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Nothing you can sing that can't be sung...
They won't hear you 
out there.          
                    
                    
        /-\         
        |@|         
        \-/         
                    
                    
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game - it's easy!
You write "Dudley wa
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There's nothing you can make that can't be made...
Dogley is killed!   
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|".......H%........-
|.......HH.........|
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No-one you can save that can't be saved...
This ugly creature i
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|....@...........|  
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|.......)........|  
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Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time - it's easy!
You identify this as
an identify scroll. 
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    |B........|     
    |..Bo.....|     
    |.........|     
    |........@|     
    --------|--     
            #       
There's nothing you can know that isn't known...
It hits!            
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Nothing you can see that isn't shown...
(In fact, you're on 
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Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be - it's easy!
You hit the succubus
                    
                    
                    
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###########-......| 
           |...&@.| 
           ---+---- 
                    
All you need is love!
"Shall I remove your
suit, lover?" n     
                    
                    
           -------- 
###########-......| 
           |...&@.| 
           ---+---- 
                    
All you need is love!
You kill the succubu
                    
                    
                    
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###########-......| 
           |....@.| 
           ---+---- 
                    
Love is all you need!
Concept from http://alt.org/nethack/dudley/?402
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10 Comments

#1 Xandersol Mon, 15 Aug 2011 19:22:35
Huh? My account was deleted, and all the comics after this one are gone. Does this have anything to do with them reinstalling the OS?

#2 xCheckPoint Tue, 16 Aug 2011 10:59:44
Time Warp!

#3 ais523 Tue, 16 Aug 2011 23:12:54
My account's still here, but one of the comics I submitted (recently) isn't. It looks like we've gone back to an older version of the Dudley stuff. (I can try to recreate it if it's permanently lost and people want more comics. Or, well, people always want more comics...)

#4 xCheckPoint Fri, 19 Aug 2011 10:41:07
Will this site be fixed/updated? NAO seems to feel comfortable with its restore, but what about those (very few) comics/comments that were posted at DD since June 12?

#5 Anonymous Sat, 20 Aug 2011 00:30:45
awww... and i madesuch a good comment on the WoW beta one...

#6 Xandersol Sat, 20 Aug 2011 00:31:03
Oops, that was me

#7 Anonymous Tue, 23 Aug 2011 05:02:55
hey, why not go to the old site in the mean time?

#8 Sorceror Wed, 24 Aug 2011 01:47:53
Well on the plus side, the WoW comic had been sitting as "not scheduled" for so long that it's still on the site. Just need paxed to reschedule it!

#9 Quint Tue, 13 Sep 2011 16:35:40
This was actually rather amusing.

#10 herobrine Mon, 30 Jul 2012 15:09:07
:DDDD

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