Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jun 7th, 2011 >

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3 Comments

#1	progo	Tue, 7 Jun 2011 06:16:10
Gotta say. If Dudley had slipped on the ice and tumbled to a newt corpse and hence fallen to the pool, this would have been a G.
#2	xCheckPoint	Tue, 7 Jun 2011 10:38:24
Am I missing a special reference here? If it's only Dudley being kicked, slipping on ice and a banana and then drowning, well, ...
#3	Quint	Tue, 13 Sep 2011 16:36:26
...that's standard fare, right?

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