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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jun 7th, 2011 >tarzeau
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@ I need a unicorn horn...
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u Neigh.
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@ "Poor unicorn."
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@ "Soon soon."
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As you kick the unicorn, the unicorn kicks you back!
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Whee! A hero slides across the ice.
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You're trying to keep your balance.
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@ Haha, that's funny. Sliding on ice.
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@ Oh wait, what's that?
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You slip on a banana and fall on your head. Unfortunately you don't wear a helmet.
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You are drowned in a pool of water by slipping on a banana, after being kicked by a unicorn.
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3 Comments

#1 progo Tue, 7 Jun 2011 06:16:10
Gotta say. If Dudley had slipped on the ice and tumbled to a newt corpse and hence fallen to the pool, this would have been a G.

#2 xCheckPoint Tue, 7 Jun 2011 10:38:24
Am I missing a special reference here? If it's only Dudley being kicked, slipping on ice and a banana and then drowning, well, ...

#3 Quint Tue, 13 Sep 2011 16:36:26
...that's standard fare, right?

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