Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Feb 1st, 2012 >

beebop

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You see here a coin slot. You read: "Insert 2 zorkmids to play."

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*ching ching*

A trap door opens up under you!

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You see here:

a silver dragon scale mail

a pair of snow boots

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The opponent zaps a hexagonal wand! The magic missile bounces! The magic missile bounces! The magic missile passes you! You lose a point.

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9 Comments

#1	Anonymous	Wed, 1 Feb 2012 03:47:29
Heh, sports at its finest.
#2	ais523	Wed, 1 Feb 2012 15:42:35
I like it, at least. (Can someone explain the snow boots for me?)
#3	Anonymous	Thu, 2 Feb 2012 01:34:38
Maybe the snow boots are supposed to be kicking boots, i.e. cleats.
#4	Anonymous	Fri, 3 Feb 2012 00:16:10
They are so that you don't slide on the floor which is ice (it has to be ice for the ball to slide).
#5	Nightpenguin	Fri, 3 Feb 2012 00:16:49
^^^ Oops, that was me.
#6	Anonymous	Fri, 3 Feb 2012 04:59:56
It's supposed to be a Pong reference. The snow boots are speed boots.
#7	Anonymous	Fri, 3 Feb 2012 15:25:06
Z Cast what spell? c Cast where? You cast Fireball! The Ice melts! You hear a high whistling sound! You see here a Red Card.
#8	Anonymous	Sat, 4 Feb 2012 02:27:28
It's supposed to be a Pong reference. The snow boots are speed boots.
#9	anther	Sat, 4 Feb 2012 04:20:50
#7: The Zamboni driver points at you, then curses.

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