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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Apr 5th, 2014 >Malgond
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@: Cool! Dogley, what about a walk before we enter this dreaded place?

d: Sure. I really need to...

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The large beaver bit
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t - a trapper

@: Phew! A trapper!

d: I have a bad feeling about this...

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t: Poucher! You'll regret this!

Wa-sha-quon-asin fires a shotgun! BLAM!

You die...

@: Aww, crap! At least it wasn't a newt...

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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
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 |     Dudley     | 
 |   killed by    | 
 |    a new t     | 
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@: NOOOOOO!
New t joke again
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3 Comments

#1 Bucky Sat, 5 Apr 2014 00:06:46
The polymorph version was better.

#2 Anonymous Sat, 5 Apr 2014 01:05:42
What's a Poucher? Do you (or the "new t") mean "Poacher"?

#3 Anonymous Sat, 5 Apr 2014 13:49:35
For some reason I feel like editing strips today:

Would be funnier if poacher were spelled correctly, without the name for the trapper, and if the trapper's line were "You poacher! You will regret this!"

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