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t: Poucher! You'll regret this! Wa-sha-quon-asin fires a shotgun! BLAM! You die... @: Aww, crap! At least it wasn't a newt... | ------------
/ REST IN \
/ PEACE \
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| Dudley |
| killed by |
| a new t |
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@: NOOOOOO! |
https://alt.org/nethack/dudley/ |
3 Comments
Would be funnier if poacher were spelled correctly, without the name for the trapper, and if the trapper's line were "You poacher! You will regret this!"