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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Nov 19th, 2018 >ShivanHunter
The gnome opens a door.
                       
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#   |.!.......W...|    
##  |......o.....G-####
 #  |....F........|    
 ###+........D....|    
    |..........T..|    
    -------+-------    
G Quick! Dudley's coming! You've got to help-

o Do we have to?

W How did he get past the newt?!

T Zzz...

The gnome kicks the tro
                       
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#   |.!...........|    
##  |........W....-####
 #  |....F.o......|    
 ###+..........G..|    
    |.........DT..|    
    -------+-------    
G Wait! You guys, I have an idea. Hey, get up!

T Huh? Whasgoinon?

o Oh for the love of Moloch, just stick him with something pointy.

x - a wand of polymorph
                       
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#   |.!...........|    
##  |.......W.....-####
 #  |....F.o......|    
 ###+.......G..D..|    
    |........T....|    
    -------+-------    
G Shut up and give me that!

o Hey, watch it!

T Ugh...

D You can't be serious about this.

The lichen turns into a
                       
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#   |.!...........|    
##  |.......W.....-####
 #  |....xG....D..|    
 ###+........o....|    
    |......T......|    
    -------+-------    
Zap! Zap! Zap!

G Ugh... this isn't working!

D STOP, HE'S AN ARCH-LICH, THAT'S PERFEC-

Zap!

D Damn it...

Dudley opens a door.   
                       
    ---------------    
#   |.!...........|    
##  |.............-####
 #  |.......o.....|    
 #d#@...GW.WD.....|    
    |.....T.......|    
    -------+-------    
G Now you two line up next to me - yes, like that -

T Can't I just hit him?

G No! No! Move over one -

@ ?!

D You know what? Screw this.

     ------------      
    /  REST IN   \     
   /    PEACE     \    
  /                \   
  |     Dudley     |   
  |  killed by a   |   
  |  bolt of fire  |   
  |                |   
 \(|/|/|(/)///|)|)/((  
D "I was aiming for the gnome."
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#1 Sorceror Sat, 1 Dec 2018 03:05:17
The gnomish wizard curses the dragon with his dying breath!

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