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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Mar 29th, 2014 >Isometrus
                    
                    
                    
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S: Greetings, hero. Welcome to demigod(dess)hood.

@: Thanks, Quetzalcoatl. It's a bit...uh...crowded here, isn't it?

S: Well, you're not exactly the first one to ascend.

The stick welds itself to the conductor's hand!

The choir of angels continues.

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S: Heaven is so overcrowded now that we need people like you to clean it up. That mostly means paperwork, spreadsheets, and telling all the non-lawful demigods what to do and where to go.

@: ...

S: Oh, and find me a better opulent throne--you wouldn't believe how hard it is for a plumed snake to sit in a chair. Anyway, congrats on your ascension!

                    
                    
                    
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@: Greetings, hero. Welcome to demigod(dess)hood.

@: Thanks, Venus. It's a bit...uh...crowded here, isn't it?

@: Well, you're not exactly the first one to ascend.

The adventurer zaps a wand of death!

The adventurer dies.

The adventurer reappears.

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#AA    A     @    @#|   h @   
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#AA A \@qL( @     @ +       > 
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@: Heaven is so crowded now that we can't host many more demigods. Here, take these monsters--dragons, cockatrices, the usual stuff--go back into the dungeon and hide them wherever you think an adventurer will try to pass through.

@: ...

@: You may also like this bag of bear traps and wands of death.

                    
                    
                    
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@: Okay, so here's what we need you to do--bring Rodney this "Book of the Living," then take the Book of the Dead down to the new "Plane of Liches" we're building.

@: Complicating the Invocation Ritual, I take it?

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@: Here are my additions so far.

@: What does the "(" stand for?

@: Candelabrum of Revocation. If you go into Moloch's Sanctum without all 43 candles, a horde of demons follows you down the stairs.

@: Nice.

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2 Comments

#1 Bucky Sat, 29 Mar 2014 17:41:23
I see that colored colons are broken again.

#2 Isometrus Sat, 29 Mar 2014 18:22:54
I guess the universe just hates newts.

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