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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Mar 31st, 2014 >Isometrus
                    
  INTRODUCING  <#   
    the         v   
  ^   #hug          
  #>     COMMAND!   
                    
@: There is no possible way this could fail!

d: *sigh*...

    #         T:2000
  --|------------   
  |........@q...|   
  |....d......q.|   
  -------+----|--   
         #    #     
You hug the rothe.

The rothe hits!

The rothe bites!

The rothe bites!

d: Still not convinced that this is a terrible idea?

@: Relax, Dogley. It'll become friendly in 3 to 8 more rounds.

   |.-----.| -T:4400
   --..<qd.---.|    
    ---..@.....|    
      |...Y....|    
      --.--...--    
       -----..|     
You hug the owlbear.

The owlbear hugs back.

You are being crushed!

d: Seriously, you could at least engrave "Elbereth"--

@: Using Elbereth before hugging is a betrayal of trust, Dogley.

d: And I'm sure "rothley" trusts you completely...

@: Well, it hasn't complained nearly as much as you, has it?

#%%           T:7000
  #     ---------   
  ######+..@d...|   
        |..b....| ##
#####   --------- # 
    #             # 
You hug the gelatinous cube.

You are paralyzed!

The paralyzed Dudley prevents the gelatinous cube from moving.

Dogley bites the gelatinous cube.

Dogley bites the gelatinous cube.

Dogley bites the gelatinous cube.

d: Okay, that was actually pretty smart.

@: What was?

d: ...never mind.

           ##T:10500
              #  # #
  ----------- ######
  |...@.....-##   # 
 #-....d....|     ##
  -----------       
You hug Dogley.

d: What th--I thought I had Free Action!

@: The power of #hug is without bound.

d: ...I'm decreasing my Apport by 100 for every turn you do that.

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2 Comments

#1 Anonymous Sat, 4 Apr 2015 18:35:23
lol

#2 ThePathfinder Wed, 13 May 2015 11:32:36
Ow,a really time-waster.

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